If I had to listen to Danny Murphy everyday, I'd jump in the back of any passing van just to get away.

Did Norway forget to bring their sports kit? Looks like the ref is making them play in their vest and pants.

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We get it , co-commentators don't like the hydration break. I don't like co-commentators, with their tedious cliches and banal observations, but you don't hear me banging on about it match after match...

Hydration Break?

Hydration Break?

ITV given up on the chalkboard then? Shame. Could've done with a giggle after fifty minutes of Lee Dixon.

Ah, no. Not Margo...

This game's so dull the crowd will cheer the hydration break.

Hydration break

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Party on, Garth.

the word ambergris is but the French compound for grey amber, yet the two substances are quite distinct

Party on, Garth.

You've wondered your last stuff

Need to send in whatsherface with the blackboard to sort this team out. #worldcup

Best game I've seen so far, nicely poised at half time and I've got to go out because Herself has booked tickets for some comedian I've never heard of. #worldcup

Disappointed there's no statue of Lisa Stanfield on the platform at Rochdale.

🎶 Meet the new Greggs 🎶 🎶 Same as the old Greggs 🎶

Apparently I've 'won' a one pound prize on a two pound lottery ticket. "Not quite lost" would be a better way to put it.

Having watch some highlights on ITVX...

Our ride home is here

Our ride home is here

I don't know much about cars but this might be a Jaguar

Day out

What must the rest of the world think of this country when they see images like this in our political news?

News just in: Burnham used to live around the corner from the #InLaws. Make of that what you will. (think it makes him a wool, tbh)

Has she drawn a crude penis on there?

Iraq's biggest spanking by a Viking since the Iceman in Generation Kill. #worldcup

They should play the Peep Show music when they go to the Ref Cam. #worldcup

Why is it the 'New York New Jersey' stadium? #worldcup

Big Rom. What a lad. #worldcup

Someone needs a lesson in noughts and crosses

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Any chance they can give Andros Townsend a lollipop so he shuts up for five minutes? #WorldCup

Blue drinks all over the place

Tony Iommi has already detuned his MBE to MBEb.

Watching the Scotland match on catch up and saying 'Mind the windows!' every time someone has a shot.

Oh Sithole... he wants to go home. #worldcup

We all nipping over to #LoveIsland for ten minutes? The annoying Scouse girl has gone, so it's just ten couples saying "what you phinkin? Dunno, what you phinkin? Is it? Are you?" to each other. Better than half time on ITV though ...

That Mexican lad looks Irish #worldcup

Spenge! #worldcup

Can you write some generic autotune bollocks and slap a bit of opera on top? Sure, piss of piece. #worldcup

Group chats are new to BlueSky? I thought this *was* a group chat...

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@googlyeyecat.bsky.social Ooh! (I'm in Llandudno next weekend... wonder if I can make a diversion) Hundreds of bird lovers flock to Caernarfon to see Western reef heron - BBC News share.google/afgHZ1iyIwf3...

When They Levee Vapes (badum tish badum badum tish)

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“You ever get that urge, Frank? It begins with looking down from 50 stories up, thinking about the meaninglessness of life, listening to dark voices deep inside you, and you think, ‘Should I? … Should I?  … Should I push someone off?’”