It's a bit:

Pub bullshit: "I used to push Gerry Marsden's piano" "When you go to an American airport they ask you what colour your underpants are" and a bold move for someone to be phoning in sick with pub noise in the background. "I'm dreadful..." pauses to drink Cruzcampo "I can't keep a thing down"

"I want my political legacy to be the Conservation party becoming completely unelectable" - Kier Starmer's cursed monkey paw wish?

The Nobel Committee should award themselves with the Peace prize next year. Still be less cringe than that idiot.

Is it attracting female storks?

I'd have guessed all of them, tbh... oh.. *audio*philes. Never mind.

I'd have guessed all of them, tbh... oh.. *audio*philes. Never mind.

this, from West Ham's Freddie Potts, is the single worst "five famous people you'd invite to dinner" I've ever seen

Another influx of the whimsy joke thieves on here, is it? Mute, mute, mute.

"Vote for me and I'll stick this one on the first boat out of here"

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"Your line, Ray!" Beeb4, half nine. Don't miss it.

The dirty bastards

new Wes Anderson looks a bit bleak

Bunkering down against the approach of Stom Gorecki.

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probably bc it looked sick as hell

I've owned this bottle of wine for over two decades, it's moved house with me several times... tonight's the night. Et in Arcadia Ego.

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It's the one on the left. (TV repeat gag)

Which one of these wears the trousers? #totp

A lot of people freaked out when Bob Dylan went electric and they were CORRECT to do so. Who do you think has to pay for that electricity? That’s right, normal taxpayers like you and me!

Fool them once, shame on you. Fool them twice? Birmingham that.

Bring him home.

One of those Guardian articles to remind their readers how white they are.

Cakes with a view. Going to miss getting a decaf mochachino or caffe latte mocha at the push of a button.

Well we have started watching Peaky Blinders am we’re 5 eps in and I’m curious if there’s been any other fictional family where every member of the family has a completely different accent

As is tradition, drinking with the local fishermen...

*panel show buzzer* Death by boner!

I'm not saying it isn't weird, I'm also not saying it isn't kind of cool. Memento Mori.

Better than the usual Boxing Day buffer.

Right, that's the last straw...

Well it started when I spilled some baked beans all over myself in the movie theater

Swim, sauna and a snooze. Now off to find somewhere, anywhere for dinner. #XmasHoliday

Died and gone to Pasteis de Nata heaven

When folk complain that Xmas telly isn't as good these days... (Muppet Show aside)

Storks. A great bunch of lads.

Felix natal, all. Now I'm off to thrash the breakfast buffet.

Christmas Eve - Feast of the Two Fishes

Finally clocked off for Christmas

Been to the pub and had two pints of Plum Porter. God Bless us, everyone.

Muppets Christmas Carol done, going in on G&S Xmas 1.

They bring him because he's a dinosaur expert. They pick him up in this jeep. Why's he so surprised when it turns out they've got dinosaurs? #JurassicPark

Forgot I took this pic earlier this week... workman on slow electric trolley lift thing so he could dust the lightbulbs he could've reached with a slightly longer stick. Did a twelve point turn to come back down the corridor.

Faffed around all morning, now I need to do something manly. (Change the inner tube on the back tyre of my pushbike)

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@googlyeyecat.bsky.social Seems to be a heron living on the rubbish dump next to the train line just north of Sandhills. Chunky fella, and I saw him in the same spot three times today!