Would love being awoken by the V-E Day style street celebrations all through the neighborhood.

art of the deal

Ladies, you will never look like the children these men lust after.

They've changed their faces to please the patriarchy. It's not about what types of women those patriarchal men personally prefer; it's about showing those men that they are willing to submit. And it's a specific kind of look. It shows their willingness to be controlled.

In hindsight, it makes sense that Grok takes that angle because she is considered an adult

That won't work. Miller will just start shrieking that the protesters aren't Americans and his mandate is to protect real Americans. And every MAGA voters who sees the clip will experience a massive dopamine rush.

This week's comic on the radical libertarian fantasies of colonizing Greenland

Vaxxed?

Third section down is all random ICE officers and people with gofundmes after using the N-word.

this is what Scott Adams absolutely is doing in hell

don’t turn your medical care over to the horse paste docs, kids

Well!

You are trying to explain why it is bad to kill people to folks who are fine with 13 year old girls being raped.

i have good news: he didn't leave behind any loved ones

They use Nazi slogans and deploy Nazi terror tactics…but don’t call them Nazis, otherwise you’ll get a heap of Nazi gaslighting about being responsible for them being Nazis.

He didn't shoot her in the head at point blank range because he felt like he was in danger. He shot her in the head at point blank range because he was furious that she wasn't afraid of him. He shot her in the head at point blank range because he felt emasculated.

JD Vance: How dare these leftist scum call our brave DHS officers nazis? Kristi Noem: *goose-steps into the room humming Deutschlandlied*

So Elon Musk's free child porn generator was a beta rollout for his subscription child porn generator.

lmao

like a fine wine

“Dominance means you take something if you want it”

“Risk versus reward logic” hahah that’ll do it

Scott Adams assuming God and religion is like a contract and that the creator of the universe doesn't know when someone's being an insincere twat. Conversion is not just saying magic words. The evangelicals lied to you, Scott.

Scott Adams : Scott Adams : well this is awkward Kali : hi bitch

Hoody McDipshit took his mom to the prom and, suddenly, many questions have been answered. “She’s my date” [slap] “She’s my mom” [slap] “She’s my date and my mom” [slap]. “Forget it, Jake, It’s Utah…” [Saxophone plays, long shot of the Temple in the distance, a dog barks]

It’s all fun and games until Tony Dokoupil shows up for work on Monday and finds out it’s in his contract that he has to wear a Uncle Sam costume and he wonders why he didn’t take the “Tony the Weather Wizard“ gig at WOWT-TV in Omaha.

For some enterprising media journalist, there is a book just aching to be written about how Bari Weiss (CBS), Will Lewis (WaPo) and Chris Licht (CNN) irreparably destroyed their storied news organizations at the behest of the billionaire owners seeking to suck up to Trump.

”We could have on an expert in global affairs and conflict, but that would be elitist. So we’re here at an Autozone in Grand Rapids to ask Larry, Chet, Pablo and JD what they think about invading Venezuela and does this make Trump look super cool, while my boss Bari glares from the coolant aisle”

Black Mold 2 (2025)

Happy Boxing Day to all those who celebrate!!

Netflix execs asking why this game wasn’t canceled after the second quarter

Right now some greasy d*ckhead is stuffing Cosco shrimp into his mouth at Mar a Lago and congratulating Trump for killing people on Christmas.

Kari Lake needs to go back to AZ and do what she does best: hosting a local newscast, doing segments on the Yuma zoo hosting a birthday party for Gary the meerkat, as she wonders why the big networks never came calling after 30 years of telling viewers, “It’s gonna be a hot one out there again.”

lol yeah that’s fuckin airtight wrap it up everybody no one’s ever been stupid and evil at the same time

So the child rapist and baby murderer is unpopular with every single demographic except *checks notes* the dumbest white people you have ever met.

A tale of two Christmases.

Bari Weiss going from purported brave defender of free speech and open debate to chief censor of reporting about a federal concentration camp is so grimly hilarious

minaj is on the verge of having her $20M home forcibly sold by the court to cover a $500K debt, in case you wonder what’s going on here

Michelle Obama just said we should eat healthier and the right lost their shit.

1972. Following a screening of a film depicting violent protests on American streets led by Black people, a "pro-American" Klan leader in a business suit says he will "never apologize for being a white man."

Just noting this came out the same day JD Vance insisted that the left was a mono-view unthinking borg of leftist views controlled by Soros, as an attempt to defend the MAGA internal fighting over just how racist the GOP should be.

These people all go to rich people megachurches so they have no idea how freaky this looks to normal people

I think the effort to nationally canonize Kirk was doomed from the start, the regime totally overestimated both his fame and his posthumous likeability. At the same time, it has been VERY funny to watch the soap opera of Candace and Erika battling for his pathetic little throne