Short comic about a magical girl(♂️) getting turned into a robot and having her limbs purged

Every other thing on that list has serious problems too, but the inclusion of a "real names" mandate in any list like this proves the speaker a) knows nothing about the actual science of online behavior b) is more motivated by punishing Bad People than stopping online abuse

Police yet again showing that they are not responsible enough to have guns. www.huffpost.com/entry/baby-s...

They want to be able to harass women that they don't like.

Is it okay that my [at] name is my actual name, or do I need to use the deadname that's on the ID I can't use to get on planes with anymore? Should I give you my address so you can call the police when I tell you that you should just say "furfag?"

Tbh I only ever really thought seriously about ending it all in elementary/middle/high school, for the most part when I didn't have the Internet. Makes me very sad what's happening in the UK. I personally wouldn't survive.

I have collected this magic in every place where it was, from the possession of anyone who possessed it, more speedily than a hound, more swiftly than a shadow. (BDF)

🗣️🗣️🗣️ITS PANTY TF DAAAAAAAAAY!!!!!!1

hopecore <3

there's this particular dissonance that comes with watching The Vampire Lestat hinge a huge part of itself on an incestuous relationship and meanwhile you can't so much as say "stepsister" online without your entire income being incinerated by orbital lasers.

atoms of carbon and calcium and iron and every other little thing, forged in the crucibles of long-dead stars, strewn impossible billions of miles through the vacuum only to assemble themselves into Fucking Stephen Miller. that's got to be a letdown

ok mr sad tits II: a hard rain's gonna fall

"paul bunyan" is just a psyop created by Big Man to trick you into thinking it is normal or good for a human to be taller than 5'10 / 5'11 at most

From one of the many PR emails I'm getting about the government social media ban. Obviously this is from someone selling this technology. But stop to think about just how utterly dystopian this is: *constant* video surveillance of all online activity, for everyone.

I don't want to hear these freaks complain about China ever again.

bunny who likes cake too much (2023 12)

take note.

Another 2024 comic from the archives. Augmented cow girl assistant learns why you don't hand feed the chimeras (cyborg gore, dismemberment, blood(kinda))

You don't have to answer the door for the Feds. Do not voluntarily talk to the Feds. If they have a warrant signed by an actual judge, then they can do precisely what the warrant says. But DO NOT TALK TO THE FEDS. Do not answer the door. If you're arrested, your only words are "I want a lawyer."

The Z Fighters #godotengine

The actual reason you couldn't make the Office today is that season 1 is really bad and got poor ratings yet they gave it a chance to evolve and find its audience, and shows nowadays aren't given that chance.

they were writing paragraphs about how evil i am! me! just a little mouse!

earlier in tf2 chat i said i got a womb transplant and an abortion on my state insurance and four people became inconsolably angry with me

These are so fucking good.

Do they have huge, expensive stunt setups at the average trailer park? I've been in a few and it's mostly houses.

did you guys know they still allowed good news

i created this meme like 4 years ago on twitter and it went super viral and i think i got like 20 death threats. that's how you know i was cooking with this one

Finally, I'm Free

my little smokin buddy

Water tower Gays, IL — Hope, ND

ME: It's okay for me to be smoking weed because I don't have any kids. PLUG: Why do you always buckle up in here dude. We're never gonna move nowhere

i don't mean to alarm any of you but i am receiving word that there is some kind of "woman stuff" going on in the world

[speaking in an overwhelmingly offensive, repulsive 'oriental' caricature voice that is so utterly tasteless it would make a nativist politician in 1906 san francisco blush] hey everyone whats up

being transgender is amazing and beautiful, transitioning is one of the greatest choices you can ever make and i hope more people realize that its not dangerous or evil, but liberating

after the end we lie light on the earth who were once heavy as locusts. grindr ping on my HUD (post-bomb cell phone equivalent) says a gelatinous sewer mutant i DMed is down & has at least 6 hours to live. i dismount my powered combat exoskeleton and boot up my powered tender lovemaking exoskeleton

my plan's to take a lunch pail on the bus. 12 hard boiled eggs in there. Just eggs. People see it and startle, I ask them if they want an egg. Expecting yes, gracious for no. Build a rep as the "egg pail guy". About a month in, I stand up, get everyone's attention, and shoot myself in the head

for snoot

This is what happens when you tread water on trans, autism, and ADHD issues. You realize that you have to run across no man's land.

full body autonomy for all human beings including children. that includes gender, reproductive and abortion care. it does not include any fucking compromises

brooklyn 99 is like if parks and rec had no soul or lovable characters or memory and was morally wrong to have created

I'll never forget Bill Hader's roast of the show. "OH NO I DROPPED THE RAPE KIT! 🤪"

NOOO LINK ZIPPOS DONT EXTINGUISH THEMSELVES YOU NEED TO HOLD IT THE OTHER WAY SO YOU CAN CLOSE IT!!!!!!!

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This is just a rumor going around but there appear to be MAJOR shakeups with the Ocarina of Time remake, apparently neither Link nor Zelda are actually in the game and have been replaced by Chibi-Robo. The game does NOT take place in Hyrule, instead focusing on a modern Japanese household,