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To all the Palestinians following me know you are not forgotten and never will be. I want a Free Palestine 🍉❤️ إلى كل الفلسطينيين الذين يتابعونني، اعلموا أنكم لم تُنسوا ولن تُنسى أبدًا. أريد فلسطين حرة.

People always complain about the camera in Super Mario 64. It seems fine to me? You can manually control it.

heads up to anyone who holds trans kids near: amy harmon from the nyt is searching for and having a hard time finding people to interview to find out exactly what trans kids are doing when their care is limited or cut off, and for purposes of community safety, please shut the fuck up around her.

Zohran Mamdani says on NY1 he didn't get a congratulatory call from either Andrew Cuomo or Eric Adams last night. He says he got a congratulatory call from Curtis Sliwa, though.

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yall im not gonna lie, this animation sucks dick

congratulations to cuomo's 13 (probably more) survivors on getting to watch this man get humiliated so thoroughly in front of the entire world yet again

Thank god Mario Cuomo isn't alive to see this disappointment today. To see what has become of his name. Thank god for that careening turtle shell.

sorry but mamdani and cuomo should have worn blue and yellow hats, respectively

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rip to this weak old guy that this post seems to have taken the life of somehow

heartbreaking: despite the former vice president's certainty he would quickly move on, george w. bush has been loyally waiting on the sidewalk outside of halliburton headquarters for months as the seasons and weather change around him

gay white yoda is way too strong to die in this post. he'll be back. just you wait

WHAT TRANSPHOBES IMAGINE WE ARGUE ABOUT: Is a nonbinary person capable of being heterosexual. Is that valid. If a chatbot forgets what gender it is should it receive hormones. Am I valid. How about if I take my cock out GAY WHITE YODA ON GRINDR: Host I can, and even top I shall if tina you bring

been on estrogen for two years but my poop still smells bad. when is my poop going to have a floral scent like a natural woman's poop? i desperately need my poop to pass

NYC is going to have the world's biggest media-manufactured crime panic in history the second Mamdani is elected. They aren't even going to wait until he is inaugurated. Whether or not you like the guy, you need to start preparing now for the fire hose of disinformation that is about to activate.

I'm getting a lot of responses from blue wave accounts talking about Trump. Frankly, that is already a known threat. What I'm trying to raise the alarm about here are the NYT, The Atlantic, and other reactionary news outlets that still carry legitimacy in liberal urban circles for some reason.

this godspeed cover band sucks

coyotes are one of only 3 species of chordates that experience z-fighting

those raised in america who sojourn overseas find themselves ravenously hungry for cornstarch. they're often known to procure a few grams in specialty stores, break it up with a credit card, and do a line off of the local plastic money. in france they call this move "le keybump américain"

hey there. thanks for preordering the deluxe edition of our game. as a token of our gratitude, we've prepared an qssortment of gift items guaranteed to fuck your resource curve into a cocked hat, ruining your first-time experience completely

"listen it's nice that you converted but you're going to have to go to church. Yes, with Mexicans."

every couple of days the official white house website says "we want to kill you. we want to destroy everything you love. we are the living incarnation of death and we shall sweep life from this earth like an unstoppable whirlwind" and its like oh. ok. do i still have to pay taxes

you don't need a cis sponsor to be trans. seeking approval from cis authority doesn't make you real and won't spare you from cissupremacy, external or internal. take hrt or don't. they can't confine your transness to dead end boxes for their own reactionary groveling. this shit is prehistoric.

hey um if this doesn't get 2500 fatter in 3 days, star won't be able to do her bottom surgery

t4t grindr hits different man

this exists on this planet? not for a prole like me!

have you ever known someone so zoned out and tilted they'd punch a hole through a baby if it interrupted their flow state? how's the idea of everyone holding enough money to buy dinner living that way sound to you?

the long con and short con both rely on fomenting mistrust while presenting an appealing incentive for uncharacteristic action. many normal human activities and social bonds dissolve in paranoid moments and this makes the paranoiac less than fully rational or human, yet still capable of choice

timeline cleanse

i think if you ride public transit enough you learn that most weird behavior is not dangerous, and conversely i think driving a car teaches you that everyone is trying to kill you at all times

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i feel guilty asking for help but we're getting kicked out of our house soon but cant afford to move. we're trying to pay rent to give us some more time but the money just isnt there. if you like my work and want to help my disabled mom and i please consider donating and sharing :) ko-fi.com/ftdire

I don't own a flyswatter, so I bought a mousetrap and replaced the cheese with rotting fruit.

99% of trans people I've met feel exactly this way

Proud to announce my new role as an ecchislop character that shows up and says "Oh you thought I was a girl? Sucks to be you, I'm a guy. My character trait is I commit sexual assault". They're turning me into dog food next week. I'm so thankful.

Every single one of you owes to yourself and to each other to see the sunrise together Moreover, ICE must be destroyed

The New York Post claims to have been given a foreign intelligence service's documents on Zohran Mamdani and the worst accusations they could spin up from it is that Zohran is loosely affiliated with another American Muslim.

My closing pitch to voters? “I will only live in this awful place if I rule over it”