Skeet Wood
@essiewood.bsky.social
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e.g. Artist, dog-lover, and avid reader.
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Stupid Twink
about 1 year ago
hi my name is sam and this is my petition to STOP HURTING MEG IN FAMIL Y GUY!!! 1/64 :) keep readingt!!
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I genuinely hate how Vibe-code-ey every app is getting. Glitching UI elements, false notifications, miserable loading times despite good Internet connection. Pretty much every app feels like it's being held together with staples and duct tape lately. Including this one.
about 2 months ago
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Flork
about 2 months ago
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I refuse to believe Peter Thiel is gay. Gay for dead animals maybe.
about 2 months ago
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Dragon "Gay'ed Too Close to the Sun" Fish
5 months ago
O cool The hypothesis that the elite were trying to segrigate trans people from society purely to keep us as sex slaves was real, but only for trans women since they see trans men as undesirable for sex and want them eliminated which is EXACTLY THE POLICIES AND RHETORIC WE'RE SEEING HAPPEN RIGHT NOW
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Mollie Goodfellow
8 months ago
Dick Van Dyke has OUTLIVED Dick Cheney
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Governor JB Pritzker
9 months ago
The President of the United States is threatening to go to war with an American city. This is not a joke. This is not normal. Donald Trump isn't a strongman, he's a scared man. Illinois won’t be intimidated by a wannabe dictator.
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Why do Gatorade and Panda Express go way harder than they used to? They really glowed-up recently
about 1 year ago
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I'm sick of the new meta of Cartoon cats and dogs being best friends. I miss when they were mean to each other, and there was a mildly uncomfortable, racial subtext to their conflict. Bring back the cats and dogs racism.
about 1 year ago
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@bigjoel.bsky.social
thoughts on the New Pope?
about 1 year ago
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about 1 year ago
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Technology Connections
over 1 year ago
It would be helpful if more people understood renewable energy is actually an extremely disruptive technology and the reason monied interests are trying to make folks hate it is that they are the ones which will be disrupted.
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LA Knight & Co. (CHECK PINNED - NEED HELP)
over 1 year ago
Reskeeted with alt text because AGREED.
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The Onion
over 1 year ago
RFK Jr. Vows To Make Measles Deaths So Common They Won’t Be Upsetting Anymore
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RFK Jr. Vows To Make Measles Deaths So Common They Won’t Be Upsetting Anymore
WASHINGTON—Addressing the ongoing outbreak in Texas that has infected at least 124 state residents and killed one child, Health and Human Services Secretary Robert F. Kennedy Jr. vowed Thursday to mak...
https://theonion.com/rfk-jr-vows-to-make-measles-deaths-so-common-they-wont-be-upsetting-anymore/
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The Onion
over 1 year ago
Boston Dynamics Dog Unstoppable At Puppy Bowl
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Boston Dynamics Dog Unstoppable At Puppy Bowl
GLENS FALLS, NY—Breaking its own record after scoring a touchdown to rack up its 600th point within the first quarter, the Boston Dynamics dog appeared unstoppable at the Puppy Bowl, sources confirmed Sunday. “It looks like Nacho is headed into the end zone, and—oh no, another brutal tackle from Spot, the robotic dog!” said game commentator Steve Levy, who clutched his head and winced as the gadget began emitting a high-pitched noise that caused the few still-standing puppies to crumple unconscious to the ground. “Oof, that’s gotta hurt! This is one dog that sure likes to play rough. It’ll be interesting to see what he does with the arm he’s protracting. Good God, Spot, no. That’s the referee! Run, everybody. Run for your lives!” At press time, the robotic dog was reportedly showboating with a victory dance on a pile of its opponents’ corpses.
https://theonion.com/super-bowl-boston-dynamics-dog-unstoppable-at-puppy-bow-1848516968/
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Jennifer Kretchmer
over 1 year ago
For so many reasons. (Reposting with alt text.)
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He's testing the waters. You know who. Seeing if there'll be any consequences. There won't be.
over 1 year ago
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Aaron Rupar
over 1 year ago
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Ok now that Tiktok is less than 24 hours away from being banned, the Bluesky For You algorithm needs to get really REALLY good. Right now it's just a bunch of millennial shit.
over 1 year ago
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biden you stupid fuck
over 1 year ago
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"Somehow... Yoshi made a Wendy's"
over 1 year ago
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Ryan Boyd
over 1 year ago
David Lynch shot it down from heaven đź’«
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@hankgreen.bsky.social
did cavemen get nostalgic?
over 1 year ago
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ivory
over 1 year ago
Do it for him
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Tokyo Sand
over 1 year ago
At a time when so many powerful people are bending the knee to Donald Trump, it’s incredibly important that we lift up acts of resistance. Yesterday, the celebrated editorial cartoonist Ann Telnaes quit the Washington Post when they killed the cartoon below. This is what courage looks like.
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Daisy Gardner
over 1 year ago
Hey All. Bad faith lawyers Advocates for Faith and Freedom - the group targeting trans teens in Riverside - put out a call for teens to snitch to them if there is a trans athlete on their sports team. Please flood this form:
faith-freedom.com/savegirlsspo...
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Save Girls' Sports — Advocates For Faith & Freedom
https://faith-freedom.com/savegirlssports
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When Andy Kaufman died his soul split into five pieces and they went to Zach Hadel, Dan Hentschel, Cole Escola, Joel Haver, and Jerma.
over 1 year ago
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Pearlmania500
over 1 year ago
He originally posted this on March 30th, 2021 and later deleted when his original account got nuked. Would be a shame if it started trending again:
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over 1 year ago
This can’t keep happening…
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talia jane
over 1 year ago
Call for court support for Luigi Mangione (I confirmed this is real) tomorrow morning:
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The Onion
over 1 year ago
Ho, Ho, Ho, I'm Regrowing My Foreskin!
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Ho, Ho, Ho, I'm Regrowing My Foreskin!
YouTube video by The Onion
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xKmayFkrJTQ
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Gabrielle A. Perry, MPH
over 1 year ago
Y’all eating snitch burgers at Mickey D’s? Couldn’t be ME.
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There has been a shift in fashion trends for grand statements made by lonely misanthropes; school shootings are out, CEO shootings are in. Hopefully it's not just a fad.
over 1 year ago
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Post a non-religious photo you think of as holy.
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over 1 year ago
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The Lincoln Project
over 1 year ago
Leak the report. Pass it on.
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For some reason I have seen this exact goddamn image like 12 times in my Discover Page.
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over 1 year ago
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I'm sorry but Bluesky needs to realize I'm not a fucking millennial. Get this "heckin doggo" crap off my FYP please
over 1 year ago
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Crafty Li’l Devil
over 1 year ago
Go to
@skywatch.blue
and go to their lists. Hit the maga one hit subscribe and hit block
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wint
over 1 year ago
could we possibly live in such a Just World...
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derek đź”’
over 1 year ago
me and
@dril.bsky.social
have truthpoint ready to go. do the right thing, ben
www.youtube.com/watch?v=9gv8...
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Haus of Decline
over 1 year ago
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The Onion
over 1 year ago
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🌙NoxuArts
over 1 year ago
Always đź’– Don't make me tap the sign
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vinny
over 1 year ago
Real menu item from a real nyc deli
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Technology Connections
over 1 year ago
I'm watching Kimmel's monologue and it might be among the most effective tools for the somehow still undecided. Recaps a lot of stuff and makes it clear why it's all so stupid form a behavior and character perspective. Could be worth a share.
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A Special Monologue for the Republican in Your Life
YouTube video by Jimmy Kimmel Live
https://youtu.be/Oy0zq8YzY9w
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Microplastics Sommelier
over 1 year ago
hugely discrediting to conspiracy theorists that there’s an actual foreign-born billionaire doing all this while *overtly* attempting to control what you see online, buy an election, run software in your car, and put microchips in your brain and they’re like 🤷‍♂️
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pap
over 1 year ago
bro
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Phil Lewis
over 1 year ago
“Black Insurrectionist,” the anonymous social media persona behind some of the most widely circulated conspiracy theories about the 2024 election, can be traced to a man from upstate New York. He’s white.
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The 'Black Insurrectionist' was actually white. The deception did not stop there
“Black Insurrectionist,” the anonymous social media persona behind some of the most widely circulated conspiracy theories about Vice President Kamala Harris and her running mate Tim Walz, can be trace...
https://apnews.com/article/black-trump-kamala-harris-tim-walz-aca31c66fe5bfef1e8827581e7919ece
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I got suspended on x for saying it would be funny if a bunch of burly men did something to trump in one of the prison showers.
over 1 year ago
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