remember how politicians and journos just lied and lied and lied about trans healthcare and created the space for doubt by talking constantly about the need for clarity as if the science weren’t settled already

Imagining a guy who loves Jimmy Kimmel's show but thinks he went too far and that he must be punished

My wife & I tried role play but we kept fighting over who would be Mr. Bean

The eye exam is the perfect game design. That big E is a great tutorial that teaches you the basic mechanic. But it doesn't baby you and quickly gets hard as they introduce the small and blurry enemies.

is this "blueskyism"

All time photo here

very direct evidence that video game piracy is important in the preservation of video games

(standing there with my hands on my hips watching the firefighters extinguish my house) And don't forget that bit over there

One thing I wish more people were consciously aware of is that we live in a society that is constantly trying to control you by framing every decision asked of you as a choice between two bad options in order to convince you that you are powerless to either understand or pursue moral clarity

what are they doing over there man

my dad was always saying this

(they did surgery on a grape voice) they did blackface on a labubu

watching you dildo brain cock suckers play w/ AI shit is like watching a dog paw at one of those puzzle boxes that you put treats inside of

The new Jubilee video is like 15 racists vs one journalist or something and all the racists are using it to get big Twitter followers and I’m begging people to understand that this is not a media entity operating with anyone’s best interest in mind

If it took 8 days to build a massive concentration camp in Florida then it means they could build and house the homeless at any point but choose not to

“A deranged maniac impersonated a police officer and killed lawmakers but if you’re an immigrant be sure you immediately comply with plain clothes people who won’t identify themselves telling you to get in a van”, what a fuckin country

The smell of weed in the air is literally the entire city of Los Angeles and has been the case for, I don't know, 80 years? Showing your ass for the Indiana pearl clutchers is broke boi shit CNN

this speaks a bit to my argument about leaving twitter. it's not about ideological purity, it is about the fact that it's been turned into a political weapon for people who wish to use it to harm others. it's not the marketplace of ideas - you do not have to participate in this project! very simple!

Hell of a photo

Every person on Bluesky should know: * Every post on Bluesky is PUBLIC forever * Every post on Bluesky is archived by ICE, NSA, and many other agencies * Even if you delete a post, it’s already been captured * Judges don’t care if you were “kidding” or being ironic www.404media.co/the-200-site...

Can't think of a single time the MGM lion advanced the plot of the movie in any way. Just needless jump scare

yea cream on it

We Used CRISPR To Create A Real Life Mr Bean. You Won’t Believe How Fast He Died Of Sepsis.

ChatGPT is down? Huh. Crazy how that doesn't affect my life in literally any way at all