Motherfucker literally waited until I left cause he's scared

this is my political affiliation now

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82nd Airborne walks into Powell’s, gets too distracted, hours lost wandering the shelves, mission fails completely.

Bone-dry? No siree, my bones are almost always extremely wet, thank you very much

Fuck yeah show me them woke-ass frames

If Democrats cave on this, I will never, ever, ever, ever vote for them ever again. Ever.

Had a dream that Brendan Fraser was financing his own remake of The Mummy Returns where he was playing his character and every other role was played by Team America-esqur marionette puppets. Woke up and was very disappointed it wasn't real.

capitulating to a fascist regime? it's not the done thing bingo.

I've thoroughly enjoyed my Hulu + Live TV and Disney+ bundle for what feels like a decade now. I have now cancelled it. I hope their line goes down hard tonight.

Feeling vindicated now for having been a Jimmy Kimmel apologist over the years. Even with the Man Show, I always felt that he was in on the joke, that he was satirizing toxic masculinity. Adam Corolla, however, was not

Kash Patel always looks like someone walked in on him shitting his pants

Dear all writers: If you can't quote what the person you're defending actually said, maybe don't defend what he said?

We simply cannot live in a country where the death of hate mongers is a tragedy and the death of everyone else only warrants a shrug.

Me: at least he died doing what he loved, defending gun violence

Did they do a moment of silence for the kids killed in their school Mass two weeks ago? I forgot my Twitter password so I can't check

George Floyd was a father too and Charlie Kirk called him a “scumbag.”

I think it's a little weird for public figures to make a big public show of mourning Kirk. Do you do this for every person who gets killed? I can't imagine you do.

He only missed his face because it was so small

Prostitute: What do you want me to do, baby? Me, nervously:

I'll be moving from Portland back to the midwest next week, so everyone please update your mental model of me accordingly

@hannahposts.bsky.social i apologize in advance because i don't know how into sentimentality you are, but i first read this a few weeks after Ellis was born and i think i almost died of crying, and i just remembered it and thought you might enjoy it

that was the coolest shit i've ever seen in my life. symphonies are so cool

I just subscribed to this so fast bsky.app/profile/auto...

Everyone's screaming about how the left doesn't compromise and I keep saying I will vote for this guy. I am a communist who will vote for a billionaire. Centrists, tell me about even one instance when you have compromised like anything close to this. Or at all.

reposted this today because the inverse is also true: if you abandon trans people right now, you are abandoning civil rights period. if you can't stand up for trans people when it matters, no one should, or will, ever trust you when the bullseye moves to the next target.

I need Democratic online types to understand that because of this, Newsom is dead to me. Dead. I'd sooner vote for an actual corpse. There is no hope, none, that he'll win me over, *because he has established he is a bad person*. There's no coming back from this. Take my advice and move the fuck on.

"If Israel is committing a genocide, then, by that nlogic, the US committed a genocide against Native Americans" YEAH DUDE YOU'RE SO CLOSE TO GETTING IT

What's wild is this has been studied and shown academically in multiple settings, including by registered republican profs who were trying to disprove it and accidentally added affirmational data lol

This is declaration of independence shit

*sheepishly* so... Is there a Mr. Rachel?

And let me be clear -- I wish on JK Rowling everything that she wishes upon trans people.

if only those poor souls had known it was called Donner Pass, they might not have gone

Idk man i just don't get why so many people are apparently unable to spot bullshit nowadays

i should call her

Cannot stress how much I advocate for having a local snapshot of Wikipedia

I know a bad EJ when I see one

Luna and her namesake

Luna and her namesake

Buying weed in Portland comes with this state-mandated card with a warning on it and, no shit, when I smoked pot in high school I was sick as hell

Sometimes I feel bad letting my computer run all night playing Cookie Clicker, but gpt 5 was just released, and i no longer feel bad because, tbh, generating a few septendecillion cookies per second is an infinitely more worthwhile use of computational energy than a machine designed to bullshit

chat gpt 5 is out now! get ready for the least curious and most annoying people you know to go fucking apeshit!

the only sentence I keep coming back to when thinking about the current state of the Democratic Party elite

Is a shithole the hole one shits into, or the hole whence one's shit comes

This is pretty much my first thought as well. People mocking this idea because of the current disarray and leading-by-the-most-incompetent-people-possible are 100% right, but the idea itself has merit. Necessary in the long run. But from *this* guy? wouldn't want to be on the same planet as it.

Playing a game of chess against the personification of Death. Little does he know, there's a vibrator up my rectum telling me what my next move should be. Occasionally it vibrates a little too hard and I moan softly. Death looks very confused and uncomfortable when this happens.