I really like this joke from @joshgondelman.bsky.social

In honor of the MTV news, please enjoy this (holy shit, 13-year-old) video from @brianfirenzi.bsky.social (and Maria del Carmen, who maybe doesn't have a Bluesky?) www.youtube.com/watch?v=9ysy...

This story is two months old. What did we know and when did we know it?

The Mac Color Classic looks like a amongus going 🫦

Abraham, Sarah, and Hagar were the first polycule

One of the best to ever do it

Soviet New Year's card from the World War II showing Ded Moroz (Santa Claus) decorating his tree with Nazis, 1942

Dude I read it for the first time this year and I had no idea that this line wasn't an invention by the Muppets

Frantically unwrapping the biggest present under the tree and then throwing a tantrum because it's a rooty-toot-toot when I very explicitly told Santa I needed a rummy-tum-tum

Rob Reiner either made your favorite movie, or made somebody you know’s favorite movie. If you’re a Californian, he’s also part of the reason you or your friends can get married. He has changed more lives for the better than this asshole commenting on him ever did.

i think we should all commit ourselves to, at minimum, a national 3 day party When It Happens. one bottle of champagne in the back of your closet is no longer adequate. be prepared

every post is like i bet you didn’t know this absolutely wonderful thing about rob reiner and each one is different

I hate the Erika Kirk stuff bc I know for a fact that I would become deeply mentally unwell if I watched my husband be killed. I'm sure she's a bad person. She'd have to be to marry him. But I still don't like seeing someone in the spotlight at the worst time in their life. It's embarrassing and sad

The thing that gets me about this is that even if we wanted to make a positive AI ad, they never showcase AI being used to enhance someone’s day or improve their workflow. There’s no “it allows me to more easily do what I love.” It’s always presented as a failsafe for the dispassionate and incurious

Though my soul may set in darkness, it will rise in perfect light; I have loved the stars too truly to be fearful of the night. -The Old Astronomer, by Sarah Williams

these people aren’t “visionaries” they’re drunken blackjack players with a self-replenishing pile of chips and a bunch of sycophantic dopes saying shit like “splitting 10s is genius sir”

My cat while attacking the vacuum cleaner.

Strong Floor, No Ceiling, Never Worn

When I was a kid, I was sure that Pontius Pilate was called that because he flew airplanes and was, presumably, quite pontius

Kash Patel always looks like someone walked in on him shitting his pants

There is nothing wrong with autism

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The economy's so bad now that companies have to glue their boxes together with cum

Finally, my time has come; a day for me, an International Man

when I was a kid my dad could have kicked my ass because he was an adult. now I could kick my dad’s ass because he’s old. but there was one day between then and now when we were exactly evenly matched. the father/son convergence

How often do I have to keep reposting this strip? #cloudflare

Lol ok I see what has happened here. My kids recently got a Highlights subscription, so I am getting really good at noticing small differences in two pictures www.fastcompany.com/4018822/new-...

they gleefully announce the llm solves a difficult problem and then you find out...they use it to respond to an email, format some python, arrange two meetings in an 8 hour period. we are going to let these people burn the planet because we are too nice to tell them they sound stupid.

Buddy I dare you to look at my feed and guess how much sumo I watch.

For sale: baby gods, never known

How about we shut down the government for this very popular and specific goal and then, hear me out, we hold out for like a month and a half and then, ok this part is important, after a watershed election where we ran the table, ONLY THEN, fold and don't get the one thing we said we wanted.

Its so fucking great that I haven't been able to buy any food yet this month because of not getting my SNAP, all so I can also lose my health insurance as well.

I can't even watch my precious Lions without this fascist motherfucker showing up and ruining it

Thinking only of Rosalind Franklin today, and what was stolen from her (and so many other female scientists alongside her).

I knew it would take less than a day for a tiktok dj to make something.

genuinely beautiful that new york elected a muslim lefty mayor the same day that dick cheney died

COME ON GANG ITS TIME

Sic semper tyrannis, matribus irrumatores

Elected Democrats spending more time today praising Dick Cheney than Zohran Mamdani is a great case study in abject fucking moral failure.

Locked in with @arimelber.bsky.social.

Zohran is stone cold man. Putting out an ad in Arabic after all the Islamophobic shit that’s been thrown his way? Pure swag. Dems don’t need to copy his politics or even necessarily his campaign strategy, they need to learn how to grow a fucking spine.

I don't want you chuckling and repeating canned applause lines, I want you filled with righteous incandescent rage at the assholes who wrecked the country because they were bored and saw too many memes

I do have a litmus test for my candidates now and it's that I want them to be genuinely pissed off, not pretend pissed off

“Oh poor people can buy popsicles with food stamps” shut the fuck up the government gives perverts a trillion dollars in government money each year for pervert factories for billionaires the fucking popsicles are none of your fuckin business

this is just bile, i just had to expel some bile defector.com/get-a-job-as...

I am making an exception to my rule of not posting media of my son in order to bring you his adventures in Roku's bug-bounty program

My most important takeaway from two weeks backpacking in europe a few years ago is that Ireland, in no uncertain terms, fucking rules

Americans don't watch soccer because we don't want to sit through 90 minutes of sports just for the score to be 1-nil. We want Big Numbers. This was the dream of our founding fathers