I did this last year. Dreamed that Pret sold a cookie called Hairy Man. He had a solid choc chest of hair and choc sprinkle body hair. Woke up, drew it, then baked it. Him.

Guzman y Grogu

There's Place Like Home, My Ass (There's No Place Like Home)

INSPECTOR MINTON'S INVESTIGATION FILES: THE CLOWN MURDER CASE

I'm replacing drop shipping with drop shitting, I'm sending a turd to you direct from the factory

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Very bad candy, bag of musk sticks Impersonating family, damn that's Musk's ticks

I'll take "Dumb shit that an idiot would say" for $2000

Just saw on the news some guy that's a supporter of BRS putting up placards outside the court that say "FOLLOWING ORDERS" and buddy do you understand the history of that phrase at all

learning that Israel is one of the main suppliers of the fluoride that gets added to our water supply is like the Super Bowl for conspiracy theorists

the only time you ever see the word “nimble” is in children’s nursery rhymes, on the packet of shitty bread and in emails from CEOs abruptly laying off half the company

Imagining the pitch for Red Dwarf: I want to make show about the sole survivor of an industrial accident. He's stranded 3 million years in the future, everyone he knows is dead and he may be the last human alive in the universe. It's a comedy.

I'm getting podcast ads for adobe acrobat, is the humiliation of using the software not enough

i feel bad for our country but this is tremendous content

Crotch Blowout

yeah I'm a spellcaster

Okay CTA. This is a good sign.

Bob Katter AND Shah of Iran jumpscare in as many paragraphs, truly a rich text

I had to look further into this because I had a hard time sourcing (you never know with AI these days) and while I sadly could not find the original speech in Hansard, I did come across a far more verdant garden of political delights: vintage student newspaper coverage.

I see that Pauline Hanson is steadfastly standing behind the former SAS guy and that really speaks to her character (dumb, racist, a big cry baby)

One of the very best from Clickhole

I didn't expect 9/11 to feature prominently in The Wiggles documentary

Austin Powers if he drove an EV

Really not great that our fertiliser production is so reliant on fossil fuels

“For God’s sake, it seems like I was just on 8 Out Of 10 Cats, and now they’re making me come back in to do Never Mind The Buzzcocks,” said Arthur Batts

as a non-gamer, my favorite piece of gaming trivia is that sonic the hedgehog’s personality was based on bill clinton

Kuuba jowhar; QGJ3+62F, Jowhar, Somalia https://www.google.com/maps/search/?api=1&query=2.7804203%2C45.5025522&query_place_id=ChIJuTxKXQAvXz0RqGiSypngJZQ

doom, reference card, compaq ipaq pocket pc (2002) www.mobygames.com/game/1068/do...

*To Bon Jovi's It's My Life* Tits are nice Cause it's now or never I'm gonna love tits forever I just wanna say that tits are nice (Tits are nice) I saw a trans girl's tits on Friday They said she has a dick so I'm gay But I ain't gonna say the tits aren't nice (Tits are nice)

Might be the greatest opening paragraph of anything ever.

Late Show Guest Promo featuring Jackie Chan and Adam Sandler CBS/WOIO 19 1996-02-11 : 3s

I worked with someone that was a bank teller a long time ago and did this firearm training. He told me that one day they came in to work and discovered the bank manager had committed suicide with the bank issued pistol so maybe it wasn't a great idea.

When there’s an “etymology” section in the Wikipedia article

Microsoft is removing CoPilot from Notepad

I heard Chuck Norris died so time to watch the best media of him youtu.be/uEzIZzZcOyc?...

I heard there was a secret cord that David kept in his cable hoard but he can never find it when he needs it

Glad Australia has such close cooperation between our armed forces and the country that is provoking WWIII and destroying world trade.

I can't believe this is real

Oh snap I remember the song Afroman posted about this raid, can't believe they still pursued him in court for this

No one does it like Conner O'Malley

No one does it like Conner O'Malley