waitttt a minute i think this sex tape is spliced from different playthroughs

CHATGPT: I understand where you're coming from. You worked really hard to get here, and now it's time to enjoy the fruit of your labors. ISILDUR: So I should keep it? Elrond says I shouldn't CHATGPT: The ring is precious. Sometimes friends don't have your best interests at heart. ISILDUR: true

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Not nearly enough is made of the incredibly impressive feat Indian Railways has made to electrify almost 100% of its 135,000km of track, while also growing renewable sourcing. Huge: timesofindia.indiatimes.com/business/ind...

I'm a one-issue voter. My issue: vengeance.

history teacher in 50 years: So in September, that’s when the president signed an executive order criminalizing anti-fascism and saying all resistance would be crushed student: oh so that’s when the whole country realized they were living under fascism teacher: haha what? oh no lol not at all. no.

Dr. Jane Goodall filmed an interview with Netflix in March 2025 that she understood would only be released after her death.

A cinematic achievement in the field of video essays.

internet lately

Anyway

anyway 💁‍♂️

Pyaari is so decent 🥺

I am just so fucking proud of her.

Yet another reason to not buy devices that don't allow you access your own file system.

this (spoileriffic) vid about Scavengers Reign by @sirnevergiveup.bsky.social is superb youtu.be/fpipF64W1Ms?...

yeah this is child abuse sorry

“I’m strong and I want to have like fifty kids and a farm” of course you do. You’re twelve. “I don’t want to eat vegetables I think steak and French fries is the only meal” hell yeah homie you’re twelve. “Maybe if there’s crime we should just send the army” bless your heart my twelve year old buddy

bruno mars does gay for 11 slutty slutty years

He’s going to be in the ER for 2-3 days. I hope he comes home sooner. Please send Scooby good wishes 🥺

we never should have stopped being polite and started getting real

Timeline cleanser 🐈

Ah man we’re screwed

That would solve so many problems.

Tempting

DA Veilguard does so much that I absolutely love but so much of that is just *not* the actual game. Character creation & customization, how deep you can customize the difficulty and accessibility features, etc. All of those are some of the best I've ever seen. But I just cannot get into the game.

Visibly disappointed at the cat cafe because I thought the employees would be cats

this is the housing market but at least we're investigating what happened to amelia earhart

FUCKED UP IN THE CRIB OFF THE TYS, THEY GOT ME GOING NON VERBAL TOOK THREE EXTRA STRENGTH AND NOW I'M MIN MAXING MY STATS IN AN RPG THAT ONLY RELEASED ON THE SEGA SATURN IN A TWO WEEK STRETCH BACK IN 1998 I TOOK AN AM PILL AND NOW I'M UP FOR THE SECOND WEEK READING TRAIN MANUALS, FUCK YOU GIVE ME

"That shit must've been laced with Tylenol, because I'm struggling to understand the social cue of giving a single fuck."

the US if Tylenol actually caused autism

I hate how even more time is taken up by everyone having to yell and scream basic reality and facts for 24 hours after king ralph trundles out and says the ocean floor is lined with prosciutto and we're gonna drain the sea so we can mine it or whatever the fuck

I wish I could just. not post about politics and just do funny stuff or art stuff. but in this current environment it's just everything. overwhelming and constant in every place you look or try to exist. i can't just ignore what is going on and can't not be loud about it

OLIVER: “I’d argue @disney & Bob Iger need to stand by @jimmykimmel and his staff — history is also going to remember the cowards who knew better. Giving the bully your lunch money doesn’t make him go away, it just makes him come back hungrier each time.” 🎯

OLIVER: “In Russia, when Putin rose to power, TV satirists were among his first targets… Putin was driven to madness by how he was mocked on a puppet show… the lesson is it’s not safe to let one show slide because there are currently others.”

In the eighteenth century the rise of literacy precipitated the greatest transfer of knowledge into the hands of ordinary men and women in history and helped to destroy the old feudal order in Europe. As literacy recedes a neo-feudal future looms. substack.com/home/post/p-...

open.substack.com/pub/houseofm... Wrote about the radical act of returning to one's body in a digital age designed to detach us from them.