say your prayers, my penis

the estrogen runs through my veins once again

hey did u guys know this?

Canadians would rather complain about that massive bump westbound on the QEW that nearly launches your car in the air than do praxis

i think a lot of cis people don’t consider that forcibly detransitioning every trans person would still be a genocide and that’s why they don’t take it seriously which is weird because they act like you died when you tell them you’re transitioning

who is hornier deftones fans or nin fans

got a big ol dumper? social cues sometimes a stumper? I’ve got news for you

i’ve been thinking of what could even be said about such a tragedy. someone said it best that trans people are “born so late and die so young”. we uproot our lives and transition and live more life than anyone else ever does and society punishes us for it. we deserve better

What’s really gross is exactly one publication covering this actually genders Juniper correctly (the @seattletimes.bsky.social). Every other story either blatantly misgenders her, uses “they” and r goes out of its way to not use any gender pronouns. Trans people have three violent deaths.

sticking my suction cup dildos to the closet door to make like a kinky iron maiden

fire up the CERB application portal; we're going for seconds

unredacted epstein files to fall asleep to

[jfk voice] she will let me hit, not because i am goofy, but because i am hard

printing this out on glossy paper, stomping into the room, slapping it flat on the table in front of her and saying "us 😤"

i'm gonna kms myself and make you watch

Girl who takes dick pics next to the dilators for reference

call me chat gpt the way i'm telling these chuds to kill themselves

the word cum should have a silent trailing b cumb i'm cumbing

Critically: You must INTENTIONALLY REQUEST expedited processing by including a letter with your citizenship request explaining your situation, along with supporting documentation.

deviance + devotion = romance

If pussy had calories i wouldn't have an eating disorder

opening grindr again i hope no cis dudes send me images of their penises

If you entered college in 2022, one of the most popular majors, the kind of boring field that was supposed to guarantee you a lifetime of stable employment, was comp sci. Four years later anyone who enrolled in that is facing a labor market apocalypse because of AI. Students do not like this!

If you’ve ever called me mommy or thought of me as mommy you owe me money today. (I’m 31 btw)

if another fuck likes all my selfies (and only my selfies) back to the one time i posted tits like over a year ago and then stops there and follows me i'm gonna detonate a small charge in my cerebrum

being a lesbian taste so good when u ain't got a political lesbian in ya ear telling you being straight is nasty

get out of bed jade

BASEBALL YURI (1/5)

Wile E. Coyote breaking his penis on a glory hole that's only painted on the wall

no mom, I'm in bed at 3 in the afternoon because my mental health is at an all time high

chess is confusing because a hung queen is bad???

hungry but we're out of jam and i'm not having a peanutbutter only bagel i'd like to open my mouth again before i die

Are you ugly? Or are you addicted to comparing your appearance to people who are professionally fuckable?

call me a fruit the way i'm a structure that bears her seed

follow the yellow brick road, said the asian infrastructure tranny

I can't stop thinking about this video since I saw it last night

call me a fruit the way i'm a structure that bears her seed

trans women can start a small ponzi scheme as a treat

This is like one of the worst security vulnerabilities I've ever seen, they hard coded the root password identically in every single mower and the firmware resets it back every single time you update it. It can shows you the wi-fi credentials, address and email of every user. Great piece by Sean.

got inconceivably high the other night and was suddenly eating two peanut butter jam sandwiches with frankly too much peanut butter and then a bowl of soup with fried eggs

borat voice mai bewbs

i'm kind of realizing i don't really know what the met gala IS like what the doin over there?

"force feminization" is an advanced technique that takes years to master even for the most powerful sith

There should be a parry mechanic during impact play.

To a dog dyke a wolf cut is just a regular haircut

can we build space ships together

finally found something to make me laugh and it's this I've watched this like 30 times in a row