These have been the best weeks of my life and I still have more than a full one left ;-; I love the ppl in my life sm

Everyone is always saying how nice my ass is. One of the best. They all want my ass, all of them. They say Nesse that’s a mighty fine ass you have right there. High quality ass, the highest. A fine ass, but I’m humble I think it’s an ok ass but that’s what they say, the best ass

Wrote a little newsletter about the time i told someone i was trans in an Arby’s drive-thru www.anxietyshark.ca/damn-it-john...

a chilling warning to america from 2004 !

hi i've maxed out my credit cards moving and still don't have work in the area and just got hit with parking tickets pretty bad and i hate to do this but if u can spare anything to help me get by, my venmo is @thrillow and my cashapp is $thrillow too

i simply want to live in peace and have big boobs and gay sex while i'm doing it

a simple wish

meow

Meow

i've been on e for over 20 minutes why are my boobs still small

Happy wednesday day everybody even if it is friday it is now wednesday that's the rules: pitchfork.com/reviews/albu...

an entire generation of men experienced irreparable damage by being exposed to weezer during their formative years

my throat can take more abuse than ch- [fbi breaks down my door]

Hey all! I'd like to thank the world's media institutions, and of course the Bluesky mods, for being totally normal and proportional about a barely famous trans woman cracking wise about a Nazi's death.

mass shooting at minneapolis homeless encampment days after a fox news host calls to kill all homeless people

It’s not loitering I’m exploiting all her weak spots and giving her all these back shots in the combo Wendy’s and Tim Hortons

Made a lil friend :3

For Halloween this year i'm going as myself because I'm already slutty

I shouldn't be shocked, but I'm still always brought up short to realize how many people think "civility" means "white people speaking in relatively calm voices" no matter what vile shit they say.

wifeoid

"progchamp" - @nofowl.dev

@nofowl.dev is sleeping next to me and i’m thinking about how much im going to miss her when she has to leave again

I actually think NOW you shouldn't buy ghost of yotei.

Fuck it, Bug Dimmadome

it's true she really does say it every time

Trans women face an inordinate and sickening amount of harassment and abuse online—almost all of it totally unpunished—but if we ever dare stop being model citizens for a moment or step out of line we are immediately torched for it.

hi, cis folks! if you said you’d stand with trans people, we need you now. the FY26 budget bill gets a vote by 9/30. the GOP wants to jam a ban on federal funding for ALL health services that provide trans care for ANY AGE. we need you to call senators: reps.fyi more info & script downthread.🧵

@bluesky moderation is suspending people for posting Kirk's own words which tells you everything you need to know.

so i can just report people who tell me to "enjoy the camps" and you'll ban them?

my ghost writer has revealed herself

when a girl lets her pits out i start floating like a carton character that can smell a pie on a nearby window sill

shopping malls feel exactly like NERV headquarters now. long rides on escalators. the sound of distant machinery carries forever in the empty halls. there’s a vat of cloned teenage girls in the back of the auntie anne’s

Back with the wife in Toronto :3

wife :3

I, too, worship this

Not enough people know that you don't hear about the holes in the ozone layer anymore because an international agreement banning production of chlorofluorocarbons was wildly successful and the ozone has recovered since. Change is possible. None of this is inevitable. We can choose differently.

Call your reps. We know that Dems will throw trans people under the bus even without the govt shutdown on the line. They need to hear from everyone but especially cis folks that this is not acceptable.

my wife is on her way ;-;

this city is afraid of me. i have seen its true face.

🚨 NEW STORY 🚨 In response to a ban on HRT for trans adults, Trans Income Project launched a 1st in the US initiative, and will pay for HRT for low income Medicaid enrolled trans Louisianans. I had the honor of interviewing the director of TIP! antigravitymagazine.com/feature/find...

hooters variant called booters where all the waitresses wear leather boots and dress really dykey and have leather jackets

The Trump administration is deporting countless people back to countries where they literally face torture and death. Linehan is seeking asylum because he’s facing a court case for harassing a 17-year-old.

the male orgasm is a myth, every "man" who's ever cum is actually a trans woman.

today in a Chicago suburb. blocking fascism doesn’t need to look or sound however you imagined — it can be being a present, responsible neighbor willing to get in the way of business

fit for the music concert

tchicago

date idea: we go to the pet store, grab some bird seeds and ask the clerk how long it will take for the bird to grow