some of you

Hitting the zoomers with an XD so they know I’m elderly and won’t force me to go out and socialize

I only kiss hydrated bitches

they should invent a comfy way to lay in bed and also draw

holy frick im so cool and awesome

Hasan Piker has been subpoenaed this maga infighting needs to stop

Goodnight nattie

Add me on Pokémon go and worship my transgender eevee

I want to stream something but idk what

For the three other people that will find this funny.

Hi nattie

Rage against the machine but for Nattie: I’m kissing your dad, im his chosen wife

Logging into Grindr for attention like the touch starved goblin I am

steam recommended this game to me and it made me think of u

I have a job lead I’m applying to in person. Not sure why this one in particular is giving me such anxiety but I wish it would stop

changing the battery on a vibrator like I'm loading my last mag and the enemy is closing in

Fucking hate this province idc if no rats im leaving

Idk why I keep sleeping all day but these shenanigans need to stop

ough... big stretch

🎂

cheeky little job application and then I'm taking a nap

cheeburger date would fix me

They should invent crts that don’t weigh a billion pounds so I can play light gun games

born to be baby girl, forced to be strong independent woman

I need to bite someone NOW

I had a dream that my mom was a FlyQuest fan, which is how I knew it was a dream

always with the dishes

Shoutout to that random brand of rice from Thailand that’s infinitely cheaper than anything made here you’re a real one for that

im VERY annoying

I have never in my life reached 50 posts, 200 replies, or 500 messages on a single platform

ilmf (I love my friends)

I would *never* tell someone to stop smoking weed cus I love getting high, but I definitely found my mental health improve after I stopped smoking daily

What’s your favourite Nattie lore?

there's still an hour and half left of feel sorry for yourself saturday on the mountain timeline!

she flamez on my zywoo til I apex, shooting ropz and making a big mezii

Though the night be dark, the dawn shall yet awaken to annoy you

Sometimes I wonder if I’m too poor to have friends

nattie is too stressed to sleep :(

unredacted epstein files to fall asleep to

tapping into my european ancestral roots by only eating with my hands because I'm too lazy to get to get a fork dirty

all the alberta related posts on bluesky are about the separation movement it's never "how much of the water in west edmonton mall is actually piss"

Not a single thought in her head

added chili flakes to my eggs this morning

logging into grindr to get dick pics for an art study so I can make a million dollars off of gay furry porn this is how I will make it

How tf do people just up and find work in a different province that seems hard

If I get this job I will give up uh… something that I’m ready to give up I’m not sure what yet

Local cat girl takes another nap cus she’s bored

If you’ve ever called me mommy or thought of me as mommy you owe me money today. (I’m 31 btw)