We should make out

I like when the fried rice gets a little crumpchy

They should invent t girls in my local area that are DTFOC (down to feast on cheeseburgers)

gender dysphoria because I'm not a vampire and I wasn't born with fangs

idk what to stream tonight

Women

Nattie needs to get out of Alberta

more elden ring with jade www.twitch.tv/nattiecs

I would give mad fellatio for a coffee rn

Grabbing the strap off the gun rack like I’m deploying into a war zone

every single person who has jerked off ever in one photo

accidentally made the most S tier struggle meal spagetti

cuck chair when ur poly is prolly so fkn comfy

eye of yaaooooghgh

She’s rly funny

live playing elden ring with jadiepoo @hoodiewife.bsky.social www.twitch.tv/nattiecs

Can’t even upload photo ID for OF to set up a subscription price cus my license is expired and I can’t get it renewed cus it costs money. Being poor is expensive

while you were courting women I was studying the blade

openning grindr to farm bsky posts

Doing that thing where you hold a pen with your cleavage but with my mom pouch

Real gamers know that even if u win ur ct money is still ass

Idc if u hate inferno, now get ready to molly car

I fumble jobs worse than I fumble bitches

What if we kissed in y-4:12 hours when the Artemis II rocket takes off

Today I am announcing my candidacy for public office. for too long the NDP has lacked a strong mandate. It's time that someone stood up to small businesses and ensured that rats are free to enter our future country regardless background.

Happy trans day of leave me the fuck alone

if u have ever jerked off to the thought of me u owe me $40

Alberta t girls do it better

That’s… not where I thought that went

anyway, u should follow me cus I'm cool and funny sometimes

The feminine urge to just pick up and leave everything and go somewhere new is only tempered by the feminine urge not to sleep on the street

unrelated but does anyone want a pic of my tits for $40

it is time to reinstall stardew valley for my annual ohgodiminwayovermyhead

I’m sad and I need several hugs

admittedly I was smurfing but yeag

2 girls sitting in a hot tub 5 feet apart cus they’re HELLA gay

I’m 31 and I only have a single grey hair on my head

honestly really proud of my team for this one. we were down like 12-3 on the first half and when ended up tying 15-15 and gaining elo off it

Does anyone wanna be my fren :3c

me when I get woken up by machinery outside

I feel like dating apps have conditioned us into looking for what we want or don't want, which is fine**, but like... I feel like it would be more productive to focus on what we have to offer instead of what other people have. How u gonna get bitches if you're picky AND an incel.

uninformed but based bro: "you know who else was just following orders? Hitler."

Oh wait actually it’s mental breakdown Monday sorry my bad meat Monday is postponed

put on a bra for the first time in months AMA

it's MEAT MONDAY yall