Shut the fuck up and rub my paws

my life like a corndog, bitched don't want my wiener unless I got bread www.ctvnews.ca/edmonton/art...

is there any love for a white girl with a mom pouch

fml bro

Hot girls take naps with they makeup on

fuck it, counter strike stream www.twitch.tv/nattiecs

I had a dream that I got a job in Antarctica drilling holes and Vladimir Putin wanted me as his dirty little secret, also his body guard would just stab people at random. My biggest question is why he was in Antarctica

When I’m jestergooning a group of foids, and my cortisol spikes mid chadfishing

if a game turns your cursor into a little gauntlet, it automatically gets +1 point

girls poop but BITCHES SHIT

putting this on my dating profile

no fucking way bro

I wish I had bizza

I am a bit late but Happy Odaiba Memorial Day! #digimon

obsessed with the idea of making a parody of Snake Eater but it's Hey Peter and it's sung by Joe Swanson

btw ladies I'm available

Sloppy with an oomf at 5 billion followers

i don’t need a gf i need burger

1 hour left in meat Monday here. Be sure to share your meat with someone you care about

looking through old cs clips I have

why does donk get plushie privileges but no other players do 😔

Navy ads be like “looking for someone submersive and breathable”

we should kiss but like no touching cus I'm afraid of intimacy

domesticating a skunk girl by removing her stink gland (prostate)👍

I need her to physically abuse me

I need more edmonton friends who wanna be an edmonton friend

*puts it in slowly* hi

helldivers and then idk something after www.twitch.tv/nattiecs

im tired of living through historically significant events, I just wanna cuddle with the homies

not a top, not a bottom, not a switch, but a secret 4th thing

No one will find this as funny as I do right now. It is literally 2am and I can’t stop laughing. I could write a long form video essay on how funny this is to me but they just haven’t invented words to describe it yet. The deep meaning of the choese. Fascinating.

Cancelling out the bad vibes of the news with the toxic positivity of sponge bob battle for bikini bottom rehydrated for windows operating system

new mh wilds update and game runs smoove on a 3060

the moment I turned 30

day 3 of the no nicotine for the rest of my life challenge

nattie is really good at masking her pain with comedy. Anyway, I'm gonna go jerk off

what's a good entry level drug to get into for someone who has nothing going good for them

what if I had big boobs and a soft fluffy tail

Hi I’m high

hear me out: john turturro (this message is brought to you by progesterone)

Nah bro I’m so normal about gay hockey show so normal very normal completely composed

I was definitely sleep deprived when I made this

Counter strike is like chess for bowl cut people

Hear me out

I ain’t tryna steal your man calm down

*puts it in slowly* are you mad at me ?

Oh sphinx cats are ugly? Counterpoint : sweater