if I crash out during this inferno premier game I'll donate 1 billion dollards to charity

Thinking about shitposting on my LinkedIn profile since no one wants to hire me anyway

made in Schedule I

Also final fantasy stuff cus I love final fantasy

Learning how to draw anime faces cus fuck it im getting old and i dont wanna study gesture anymore

Don’t talk to me or my son

edmonton

edmonton

edmonton

please don't cum (I'm an empath)

I actually enjoy battlefield 2042

people are annoying. so are cats but cats don't judge you

:3

this shit goes so hard

Its trangener Tuesday

Been awake for 26 hours ama

hi

I never would have suspected that you’re cisgender! You’re too pretty to be cis!!

pretty girl unmatched with me on hinge

If ur reading this ur gay (and cute)

If I don’t get a guitar soon I will explode into a million transgender pieces

fb marketplace finds are gold

Not now kitten mommy is opening Pokémon cards

Cat Internally Debates Whether Or Not To Rip Head Off Smaller Creature It Just Met https://theonion.com/cat-internally-debates-whether-or-not-to-rip-head-off-s-1819579289/

if I pull this card I will post hole

spronk the dragon

transitioned into a woman so I can be always right about everything

✌️

Bday prezzie for myself arrived today c:

Modern country music ranges from sucking dick for America to sucking dick for Alberta to sucking dick for my truck

EXCUSE ME HE SAID HIS PRONOUNS ARE SHE/HER WHY AREN'T YOU RESPECTING THAT

Lost the butt plug in the divorce

do yall fw girls w nubs

she raiden on my big boss till my snake solid

Hold on did donny cut hot dog style after the court said no tariffs???

woopa with the hard R

I kiss dads at walmart

embarking on a mission like no other (1st lego star wars doesn't have a percentage completion on save file)

Do y’all think I could be an armpit model?

Nice tits bro

*humps your leg* no homo *humps your leg* no homo *humps your leg* no homo *humps your leg* no homo *humps your leg* no homo *humps your leg* no homo *humps your leg* no homo *humps your leg* no homo *humps your leg* no homo *humps your leg* no homo *humps your leg* no homo *humps your le

Mlem

Now that we’re at the talking phase: PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEA

I would miss my bitch wife, if I had one

The only thing that can defeat a bad guy with a gun is a good guy with a Bluesky account 😤

Friendly reminder to clean your pc once and a while