This is the hero, the railway worker who saved countless lives during the stabbing attack in Cambridgeshire. His name is Samir Zitouni. Remember him and will him through. 🙏

Families of David Amess and Jo Cox voice concern at rise in violent political rhetoric

Robert Jenrick and his wiggy puppet

Farage wanting to kick people out of the country because they migrated here made me angry and made me think about which best of British people and things wouldn't have happened were it not for the brilliance of immigration to the UK.

check out this baby skunk

Reshuffle of Govt Ministers/advisers and more of the same thinking won't change much. Real problem is capture of the state by corporations & super-rich and power to buy/discipline govts. Bottom 50% of population has less than 5% of wealth. Can't build better economy/society without redistribution

"Actually I didn't even apply to Stanford, yeah, they just wrote to me and said come and study here, yeah, and they weren't the only ones, either, and they said I was so good that I could probably skip a year, yeah. But in the end I went to Sussex because of my allergies."

Britain is not a country of racist bigots. Time for the decent majority to "take back control". Repost if you agree.

#refugeeswelcome #Capitalism #wealthtax #billionaireban

‘WHY CAN’T YOU HEAR ME?AM I DEAD?’

"Skynet begins to learn at a geometric rate. It becomes self-aware at 2:14am, Eastern Time, August 29th."

Freed from desire, mind and senses purified Freed from desire, mind and senses purified Freed from desire, mind and senses purified Freed from desire...

When you’re having trouble with your DUI field test…

As a victim - sorry, customer - of Yorkshire Water, I can understand the ban. The last time we had any noticeable rain was before New Year. But Yorks Water lose 260M LITRES EVERY DAY. In 2024 earnings before tax, etc were £611.9m. I wonder where all that money goes...?🤔 www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

BrO Just Nailed it. Wait for it... 😅 #dog #dogday #bluesky

Another sewage leak suspected after a massive turd is spotted in the English Channel.

No wonder faith in official institutions, especially the police, is collapsing in Britain. These files may have been central to a public inquiry. They should have been available to an important investigation into a major historic abuse of policy powers forty years later.

True.

Suella Braveman says they have a real problem with e-scooters in her local shopping area If only she was in government at some point over the past 15 years and could have raised this point

Schrödinger's parade - the crowd was both sparse and dense.

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One positive thing that has come out of this year is how reading the news now qualifies as cardio.

Gene Wilder sings the Leslie Bricusse/Anthony Newley composition "Pure Imagination" from the 1971 🇺🇲American musical fantasy film "WILLY WONKA AND THE CHOCOLATE FACTORY" dir. Mel Stuart 🎬 Paramount Pictures 🍫🌷🍭 #GeneWilderDay

Please repost this to piss off people who don’t like seeing my posts.

🎶 Just sold my car, to We Buy Any Car... 🎶

I'm just glad one of these men has the nuclear codes and the other has all our personal data.

Everyone on Twitter right now.

Deer Mista Fromage, I am currently very available and wood make a excellunt chairmun and definitely won't crash the economy when we gets elected. I look foreword to hearing from yoo. Yors Sinseerly, The (far) Right Honourable L. Truss

It’s probably bad that the future of America’s government pivots on a fight between Lex Luthor and the Joker

I'm not remotely surprised but #raceacrosstheworld is showing the average Indian citizen to be incredibly kind, helpful and wonderful. The Daily Mail will be furious.

Kamala ordering in the popcorn...

Happy pride month ❤️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈

If only there was some way of knowing what caused all this…

I like how Tommy Robinson has come out of prison looking like he's been trying to rob Macaulay Culkin

This is the best team crossover video I've ever seen.

PRESI-DEMENTIA/CON-MANDER-IN-CHIEF/FATTY SHACK/AYATOLLAH COMPLAINI/TANNIBAL LECTER/SCAMMY DAVIS JR./RICH LITTLE HANDS/HIPPOPOTUS/OUR FONDLING FARTER/TRUMPELSTILTSKIN/HUNGRY HUNGRY HYPOCRITE/DICTATOR TOT/UNCLE SCAM/QUID PRO COMBOVER/MANGO MUSSOLINI/FRANCIS FORD GROPE-ALA/ALEXANDER SCAMILTON <the end>

Me at 11 o'clock last night listening to the water butt filling.

Imagine being that person. Imagine constantly worrying about your perceived masculinity to the extent that you avoid straws. What an absolute bell end.

It’s Marius’s birthday tomorrow. “Don’t you know that any slip must be reported immediately?” “I lost my head.” “Not long in the service?” “I joined in the so-called Second Germinal of the so-called glorious French Revolution.” “I see. Natural death?” “I lost my head.”

If eating scotch eggs in an Austin Allegro had a face.

Art.

Word of the Day is ‘ingordigiousness’ (18th century): extreme greed at the expense of principles.