My daughter's Mii. Whatever level you think you're operating on, it's definitely not close to hers.

Today it's one ape and three slurp juices. Tomorrow it could be three apes

I got my hacked 3DS out to remind myself how it worked for retro emulation and my daughter was immediately transfixed. I've never seen her be as fascinated by a game as Altered Beast.

Weekend plans

The left: "These people are all Nazis and have duped you into running interference for them." Liberals: "You can't just call everyone who you disagree with a Nazi, we need to work with them in the spirit of bipartisanship." The right: "No, we really are Nazis and have been the whole time."

went out today wearing a bra as a shirt for the first time and I'm actually surprised how cute it felt

Most important game of the year

here are some types of elf: * high elf * wood elf * dark elf * slutty elf * bitchy elf * hater elf * skater elf * greater elf * swamp elf * double elf * miniature elf * mental elf * power elf * melodic death elf * cuddle elf * puddle elf * mischief elf * nuisance elf * baseball elf * orb elf * elmo

Our backyard yesterday after they worked out how to knock down and empty our bird feeder. More arrived later.

*sigh*

Jesus fucking Christ these monsters need to be destroyed

Who should be in charge of the radio? 📻

Vivec Nerevarmaswamy Is this anything

Hell yeah

Sure, I'll give them some DNA 🍒🍆✊🍆💦

I heard this was where they have the good posts

Yknow Falkner stupidly saying “biological people” is just the logical slip up you get when refusing to say cis and wanting to delegitimise trans people by trying to use biological as the opposite of trans

Work it, Marty McFly

last week i remembered that macOS lets you set your own icons and that *I* have the power to delegitimize the professionalism of the software that runs on my machine, so here's a thread of the 16 new icons i've made so far i really forgot how fun it was to just sit down and make art for myself :')

i've taken all the dick pills 7-11 has ever sold. i gotta wear a lead-lined condom or i get fleshlights pregnant. my phone number has a vein in the dash for the area code. enzyte sent a guy to get in touch and he had to fold my business card in half to fit it in his wallet. needed both hands

As Promised: part 1 Least functional kitchen ever !

The effortless shift in discourse from people insisting that anything that isn't a white statue of a dead roman dude isn't art like 3 years ago to demanding that they be treated as visionary artists for typing" x-men mystique big boobs she's my girlfriend" into a prompt window

Isn't this a satire account

Just repeatedly hitting the KILL THE PLANET button until the sounds coming out of the box bring me momentary joy

Backlash surrounding Metroid Prime 4’s chatty supporting cast has inadvertently bled into one gamer’s relationship. paletteswap.site/dif...

NSW Government: bring public servants back to the office! Also NSW government:

fruit doodles. froodles 🍐🍎🍌

It's Trans Day of Remembrance. They won't ever be able to get rid of us, no matter what. No amount of hateful legislation can change the fact of our existence.

"are the fae open source" caused me psychic damage

It is transgender awareness week which means you are now being transgender manually

Dudes rock

Elon Musk: [rising from bushes] eyyy itsa me elon King: criminy Musk: you know, joyce carol oates, she says i no read Musk: but thata not true Musk: as evidenced by dissa new ad campaign i just start onna twitter to convince everyone that i read

The face, the smell

just learning about the united states democratic party

Performative leftist dude who happily goes to his work’s Melbourne Cup party but insists on calling it the Naarm Cup

finally some normal fucking people on reddit

I'm about two months on semaglutide (Ozempic/Wegovy) and while it hasn't had tremendous impact on my weight yet it does appear to have fixed my ADHD symptoms?!

Those are fucking skinwalkers If you let them in they won't be able to identify your remains

I wonder why fascists feel the need to wallpaper over the failures of their ideological statecraft by essentially implying their innate superiority only lost due to unfair advantages on behalf of their enemies? Can't even begin to imagine

Thanks for the advice, mental health first aid guidebook