Thanks for the advice, mental health first aid guidebook

Trinket. Trinks. Dinket. Trinkadink. Goblin King. The Ragamuffin Prince. Hairbag. The Lizard.

People need to understand that stupid does not mean not dangerous. Fascist regimes are not Mr Mxyzsptlk and can't be tricked into poofing themselves out of existence with the right West Wing speech or legal argument. They are engines of power that produce brutality. Inconsistency is irrelevant.

“I’m strong and I want to have like fifty kids and a farm” of course you do. You’re twelve. “I don’t want to eat vegetables I think steak and French fries is the only meal” hell yeah homie you’re twelve. “Maybe if there’s crime we should just send the army” bless your heart my twelve year old buddy

A lot can be said about the ubiquity of advertising in public space but I think the most egregious thing about it is real estate advertising. I am so sick of being forced to learn what every soulless sack of shit Tarocash goblin within 5km of my house looks like.

Doctors I trust more than RFK Jr.

Trump has been found dead in a freak gooning incident. Eyewitnesses have described the scene as "hilarious" and that "his hog looks like doner kebab." More as the story develops.

Me when I log on to Post

Unreasonably excited about the train to Canberra

Many of the policies Democrats claim to oppose, they actually fully support. If you ask them full on, they won't usually answer, they try to dodge, but they supported Harris's position on Palestine because they agree with it and they say "enjoy the camps" because they like having the camps.

liberals hate that they have to pretend to be nice about minorities. that's why they love shitting on trans ppl. they don't have to pretend with us.

People tried to tell me my son didn't die of COVID because he was otherwise terminally ill. His illness weakened his lungs and diaphragm and made him increasingly susceptible to respiratory illness. This is so much worse than that.

Ah yes, the ideal woman

Room-temperature Chisel

It's wild to me that we have had for a very long time the ability to turn organic garbage into fuel and fertiliser and instead we decided that drilling gas out of the ground, using some of it to make fertiliser, and dumping our waste into big pits was a better arrangement

Imagine being so deep in the sauce of your bigotry that you have to defend the talentless hack of an author who shoved a recipe from The Legend of fucking Zelda into his shitty "historical fiction"

Puppy

It's very noticeable how much nicer men are to me since I got top surgery. I've gone from "big woman 🤢" to "big woman 🤤"

Idk who needs to hear this but ACAB includes bosses

People employed this "logic" with me to quibble about my son's cause of death and let me just say that everyone at the NYT needs to be [REDACTED]

Appreciate the invitation; I would literally rather drink bleach

"Focusing on HRT and medical transition is anti-nonbinary" yeah well having E-cup boobs has only made me even less binary, what now, fucko

After the media damage is inflicted and seen by millions of eyes,you receive a private email to say there's no evidence and no action,seen by two people only There's no public apology. They don't send this to media or post it on police accounts We will continue to fight. We will continue to win.

One of the wild things to me about generative AI is while one could entertain pro/con arguments about the displacement of human creative labour, the environmental cost, the impact on cognition and learning etc. the violation of copyright law seems pretty cut and dried and yet?

"Are YouTubers petit bourgeois?" the greatest thread in the history of BlueSky, deleted by OP after 12239 posts of heated debate

I like how Labor couldn't even pick some tepid liberal Zionist for this farce, they had to enlist some absolute glass-chewing freak

Cavemen were idiots, this is easy "Buuh Ug no discover fire for many many moons" I did it in three minutes get wrecked you Cro-Magnon loser

In the gardened, straight up "planting it". and by "it", haha, well. let's justr say. My

Fetterman not only gives large oafs a bad name but also maligns the lazy schlimazel community. Somewhere out there is an honest hardly-working galoot who now has to struggle to restore the honor of the indolent palooka community

What if we kissed on the lesbian park bench

Caring about how I look and feel sucks because now going to bed requires putting on four different kinds of goop

Sam, it’s me, Cheesy Breadman. Wanted to let you know that there’s Domino’s™ Pizza in the kitchen. You can take a portion of this flavorful flatbread at any time. You don’t need to use any utensils to eat pizza. It comes sliced, and if you fold a slice vertically, it increases structural stability

Sure, why not

There's been an extremely unsubtle shift in rhetoric in online spaces (particularly young queer spaces) from "not taking HRT is okay/valid" to "not taking HRT is cool" to "not taking HRT is *preferable*" and it's what's led to us being lectured to about how losing our healthcare is no big deal. 🧵

Idiot convention

Aw yiss

we are more polarized than ever, and the consequences of extremism are equally bad on both sides: violent deaths for the majority of the population, indentured servitude, and an unlivable planet on one hand, and the possibility that a transgender teen might do a sport on the other

I am an absolute slut for a good key change. Forget a drop, something building up to a chorus suddenly modulated up a step is peak

I don't personally give a fuck about sports and in my weaker moments I feel the temptation to not bother prosecuting the issue, but as we've been reminded transphobes *will not stop*. Every issue is a wedge towards what they really want, which is genocide, and every issue has to be fought bitterly.

Yeah I can live with that

Cyberbullying is the weaponization of gay revolution

I like that the list of people I interact with on this site is such that I initially just thought this was an excellent screen name for a trans shitposter, but it's actually just a spammer

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Wokeness has invaded our play cafes

In an even vaguely just world this landlord would be treated as though they had attempted murder

The trick is that cis "allies" mean the same thing as transphobes - "spiritually and hierarchically ordained gender." They're just willing to allow us a qualified reprieve from it if we're otherwise well-behaved mascots for the machinery of capital and empire.

Producers' and distributors' demands over copyright on the other hand-