I think my cat is losing weight

Why is time on a wall a clock but time on your wrist a watch

Yeah two of my favorite lipsticks are 14 years old, no I am not throwing them away

Heated Rivalry but it’s guys who work at the Sheetz and Wawa across the street from each other

Per @wired.com reporting, ICE is expanding its office footprint in Pittsburgh with a lease at 2000 Commerce Dr. It's an office park owned by JLL with 21k sq ft listed available on the company's site.

Trying to get a handle on the “magic loop/circle” beginning of crocheting a hat and…not succeeding

@marb.bsky.social @forgottencorners.bsky.social @ryandeto.bsky.social

Some sports guys from TJ, some sports guys from Seton.

I’m not dyslexic so there’s no real reason I call Wendy’s “Wednies” or Arby’s “Yarbs”

Very rarely do I get actual nightmares, but I hate when my brother pops up in my reggly deggly dream.

I need ice cream, but not the one I have in my freezer

Maybe this is the year I buy myself a sick ass leather jacket

This will so insanely cool

DRAFTS! FINALLY!

We all talk about decentering men but what about the girlies with mommy issues who need to decenter mom? I am in therapy

we have to go back

Post a banger not in English: The Warning - Narcisista youtu.be/RuGgNt7pmdg?...

no eres mis casa bonita no eres mis esposa bonita

How many rice cakes/day is too many

looking at each other like

Is polymer clay my next temporary hobby

Can’t run the dishwasher, can’t use the faucet Only the kitchen faucet for some reason???

Going skiing would heal me emotionally but destroy me physically

Can’t go to see Big Trux because of the ding dang snow

GM: Charisma check. Mamdani: [rolls natural 20] GM: that’s a d6 how did you Mamdani: [direct to camera] Did you know you can check out board games at your local public library? 😊

How do we think the streets are going to be in the morning, just checking because I don’t wanna endanger my life for a monster truck show

Paul Skenes this, Paul Skenes that. What about MY skene’s gland????

When it’s 2026 and the John Green Fault in Our Stars “Okay? Okay.” thing is way outdated, we must find other ways to subtly express our budding romance. The lover and I have found “Kaboom…Kablow…” to be ours.

Nose rings in the Winter: A Bisexual’s Tale of Suffering and Agony

IMPORTANT OLYMPIC NEWS: THE POLISH FIGURE SKATING TEAM HAS A PLUSH PIEROGI

I’m always thinking about John Woo’s Mission: Impossible II

Death Camp For Cutie over here

I sometimes wish my face didn’t do the thing where it looks exactly how I feel

I went to karaoke tonight :) I did not perform but it was nice to get out of the apartment for a night to socialize

somebody’s sweet plums are crowding my icebox somebody’s cold plums are giving me chills

Lovers, come get this candle, it smells so nice

Sir Ian McKellen performing a monologue from Shakespeare’s Sir Thomas More on the Stephen Colbert show. Never have I heard this monologue performed with such a keen sense of prescience. Nor have I ever been in this exact historical moment.TY Sir Ian, for reaching us once again. #Pinks #ProudBlue

Why have the past two months felt like forever, in a good way?

Can wait to run my dishwasher on *checks calendar* Tuesday

Where can a bish go for a good GOOOOD pedicure

Relating to Spider-Man at 19: I too am underemployed, unsure how to pursue girls, and trying to find my place in the adult world. Relating to Galactus at 42: I am from an unrecognizable previous millennium, hungry all the time, everything hurts and I live with a tiny person who won’t do what I ask.

Is it because I’m a girl?

It didn’t work yesterday but now it’s leaking! Thanks, Pittsburgh weather!

Alexander Skarsgård is big guy hardware running freaky little guy software

I might try to run the dishwasher again…thoughts and prayers and eggs please in this trying time

I did something I haven’t done since I got my gatdang iPhone: I changed the background.

dig if you will this picture

Am I Snow White? In the almost 8 years I’ve lived here, I’ve caught two mice, a grackle, possums on 3 separate occasions, a bat, and now a starling, and he’s so pretty.

Craving a big fuckin tomato with mayo, salt, and pepper

Bathtub full of warm Goldbond, my skin dreams of you