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I just think hobbies should be free

Does anyone have ferrets I can come play with

I guess Nekrokosm remains indefinitely on the back burner, but I am DELIGHTED to see what he comes up with for this

Not my mom sending me flower reels on instagram telling me how beautiful they are and it’s the most AI generated shit

Is it time for bed yet

It’s supposedly going to be 90° on Monday 🫠

'The Silence of the Lambs' (1991) dir: Jonathan Demme 📽️ #OnePerfectShot

The muscle in my right shoulder blade is KILL ING ME. My dad has lidocaine patches so I thought I’d try one. First of all, it didn’t stick to my skin AT ALL. Secondly, it’s made no improvement in 45 minutes. Why? Even if it was a little bit expired, it should still have an effect, right? Well…..

Sinkhole Bus’s British cousin

i will succeed because i am a pervert 🥳🫡

Up too early, UP TOO EARLY

I made it today!!

DOES ANYONE NEED CARROTS

People did/not like this on Threads

Slightly increase a band Ten Inch Nails

Bro you’re not an elder millennial if you were born after 1986

Finally downloading Tomodachi Life :)

come over homie were smoking weed in the bathroom and listening to tubular bells by mike oldfield

I really like the most popular cat names in china

@hitchdied.bsky.social happy birthday!!

I’ve never made pastina soup but I think imunna do it this weekend

It’s fine, the app just apparently forgot me completely

Does the Carnegie Library not do Hoopla anymore??? Why can’t I sign in

I see what Street Fighter is doing and I weep for what MK could have been if they’d just gotten someone who was an actual FAN

I bought 3 things from Halara, I hope they don’t suck 🫠

YouTube Music be like “here’s a 90s alt playlist.” Jeff Buckley’s Hallelujah? Imma start crying, but it could arguably fit here. TLC’s No Scrubs?? Happy to hear it but it DOES not belong on this playlist. AND it was followed by Waterfalls? You’re drunk, YouTube Music.

“My kids are 24 months apart.” Just say two years.

This is what I’d wear to the Met Gala

I wanna cut my bangs but i don’t think im in a dramatic enough place in my life for it

Honestly the entire field of gynecological practice is a great candidate for things that should be scrapped and reimagined from first principles.

Doctor: I’m sorry to tell you that the best option for you is a hysterectomy. Middle-aged cis woman, hope slowly dawning in her eyes: …Yeeterus? Middle-aged cis woman’s friends, leaping out from behind the furniture and dangling from the ceiling: YEETERUS! YEETERUS! YEETERUS! YEETERUS!

Everybody say happy birthday to BB!!!!

17. the meme of carcinization is that things are turning into crabs. in fact, there's a crab called the frog crab that is making the opposite journey: over time its tail is unfurling and it is becoming a lobster (a traitor)

Their blood is a pretty blue color :)

Anne Hathaway, you will ALWAYS be that girl. 💙💛

I literally made a flight itinerary with Spirit last week. I think this is so funny.

Guess I’ll just fly Allegiant to Myrtle now ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

RIP Spirit Air, you were v convenient and cheap

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Pastor of Muppets

What's your "He actually broke his toe here" thing? The factoid you can't help but share whenever it comes up. For me, it's how the punk on the bus in Star Trek IV actually wrote and recorded the song that he's playing because he was annoyed the original song they had didn't sound punk at all.

What kind of electric toothbrush do you have and do you like it