‘Say yes and never do it’ Mel Brooks knew how to deal with the studios

Nigel Farage has taken part in just one vote out of the 98 that have been held in the House of Commons over the last three months. That's a participation rate of around one per cent

A livestream of a volcano in the Philippines captured a meteor crashing to Earth today. What are the odds? Mayon Volcano, Location: Albay, Luzon, Philippines

JFK Ends Mostly Successful Dallas Trip

prince andrew completes mostly successful BBC interview

This is grotesque on multiple levels.

Happy 13th anniversary to that terrible misunderstanding at a WI meeting.

Happy Tax Day, New York. We’re taxing the rich.

Elon Musk.

Online recipe: "Making this classic takeaway dish at home couldn't be easier!" ... "Step 73: Add the chicken you marinated overnight to the pan along with the hand cut smoked garlic, 19 spice blend and 163.8 ml of Moroccan goats milk..." Me: "I feel like this could be *slightly* easier"

Really looking forward to JD Vance campaigning for Netanyahu later this year.

Priorities

Presenting the reopening the Strait of Hormuz as a victory is like the Greeks failing to take Troy but celebrating the safe return of their wooden horse

God, these lovely, peaceful morning hours in Europe before that stupid cunt wakes up.

Holy New York.

UPDATE ON THE HORMUZ COALITION (Mon, March 16): 🇫🇷 France: REJECTED 🇬🇧 UK: REJECTED 🇮🇹 Italy: REJECTED 🇪🇸 Spain: REJECTED 🇯🇵 Japan: REJECTED 🇳🇴 Norway: REJECTED 🇨🇦 Canada: REJECTED 🇦🇺 Australia: REJECTED 🇩🇪 Germany: REJECTED 🇨🇳 China: NO RESPONSE 🇳🇱 Netherlands: NO RESPONSE 🇰🇷 South Korea: NO CONFIRMATION

Every time a dad has a paper bag. It’s the law.

It's 1998. Peter Mandleson has resigned in disgrace from Labour. It's 2001. Peter Mandleson has resigned in disgrace from Labour. It's 2025. Peter Mandleson has resigned in disgrace from Labour. It's 2026. Peter Mandleson has resigned in disgrace from Labour.

i post this story every christmas, and will keep doing so until it stops making me cry merry christmas xx

I'm losing my mind over how many reviewers are like "GDT's Frankenstein makes you wonder who the real monster is." THAT'S THE STORY! That's the story Shelley wrote!

This is a real photograph of Washington, DC this week, where the United States president has ordered military occupation in peacetime, and ordered the display of colossal portraits of himself. www.wsj.com/politics/pol...

Just for perspective, a few weeks ago roughly 100,000 turned up for the London Trans+ Pride march. By contrast fewer than 3,000 ACROSS THE WHOLE COUNTRY, have turned up to anti-asylum "protests". Yet we are meant to take the latter as "the voice of the people" and the former as "the minority".

So hear me out

m8 you kept sexually harassing a woman who was ghost writing your stupid book

Exciting times as the @Undisclosedpod bombshell episode drops tomorrow, I'm finalizing the legal argument for Adnan's convictions to be vacated & I'm finalizing the legal argument for vacating the conviction for the defendant in the case we're covering on the podcast this fall!

Just a friendly reminder that your desire to pull a book from a bookshelf and find that it reveals a hidden door is valid. Don’t allow anyone to disrespect you by telling you otherwise.

WHO could have foreseen such a thing?? www.msnbc.com/opinion/msnb...

A Ukrainian soldier describes what Russian captivity is like: being captured,starved,thrown into a barn with 🇺🇦civilians in occupied Nova Basan by the Russian occupiers.Wounded& left without medical help,he begged for death on the third day.🇺🇦Civilians shared their only food with him to keep him alive

Remember, if someone has the audacity to say that spending the weekend reading, drinking multiple cups of tea, and consuming a copious amount of scones “doesn’t sound exciting”, then it may be time to reassess their place in your life.

Uh oh the Trump administration accidentally added us to their group chat

GOP representative: “I support Elon Musk and the Department of Government Efficiency.” Town hall crowd: “BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!” Let’s keep making Republicans own their complicity in President Musk’s hostile takeover. Take action near you during this congressional recess: indivisible.org/muskorus

Written by a tired man with a tired voice about a tired team

Fox News reported that JD Vance had to move to an “undisclosed location” due to protests at the Vermont resort where he’s skiing this weekend. For inflicting misery on the world and here at home in America, this is exactly the energy that should greet Vance wherever he goes for the rest of his days.

The German saying is, if you sit at a table with 9 nazis there are 10 nazis at the table.

"Type, type, type..." Hackles rise on neck...slowly looks up.. #cats

It was all in Project 2025…

Ich liebe Bernie Sanders einfach.

Some healthy looking individuals heading into the rotunda there 👀

Inside you are two households, both alike in dignity, in fair Verona where we lay our scene

Some people in recent days have alleged a ‘cover-up’ over the grooming & rape of hundreds of young girls in predominantly northern UK towns, leading to calls for a ‘national’ public inquiry into child sexual exploitation FWIW here’s a non-exhaustive list of inquiries into #CSE in last 12 yrs…

Yay Brexit!

For those on BlueSky unfamiliar with this modern British tradition: During times of high winds, we all jump on YouTube and watch planes trying to land at Heathrow, with excited commentary from the UK's premier plane nerd channel. Currently live here! www.youtube.com/live/egvoBvc...

The biggest shock of the Haigh resignation is discovering that once upon a time the police actually investigated a stolen phone.

This was remarkably freeing!

Boo and Radley. They love their muvvvvvverrrr. #proofofcat

My manager just asked me how I was, and I said, "Oh just trundling along," while doing a weird choo choo train motion. So I'll be searching for a new job immediately