girlfriend experience where I come over and help you clean your depression room and you try on all your clothes so we can figure out what you should keep or get rid of. and then we makeout and I cook you dinner.

shut the fuck up

dont tempt me into believing🔱

i would love to get a drink and make out with you however game 3 ALDS is that night

Michel Foucault winding up to throw a boomerang with the force of the Tunguska Event.

bunny boy getting manhandled more at 5

🌱Poison Ivy Issue 39 Cover🌱 ~Divine~

just got sent this bullshit

i don't mean to single out baseball fans here, because you see this in lots of fan communities, but in certain corners people talk as though baseball is real. they think all the players are real people and the stadiums are places you can actually visit. to each their own, but that cannot be healthy

my life rn

I love that the guy that threw his shoes at bush is into this

here’s korean protesters throwing their shoes at a likeness of netanyahu

Moon prince warrior (HE/HIM) 🏳️‍⚧️🐇🌙

UK media is something else, you can read a single headline and go "oh so they've decided the Prime Minister is finished", knowing it's 100% certain

Hitch and Hitomi updated refs 🏳️‍⚧️🐈🐁

is it good that nothing feels real anymore

you can love a character and still admit when they're wrong. we love Shadow but we can acknowledge his flaws (he has none) and we can hold him accountable for his wrongdoings (he has never done anything wrong in his life) and call him out on his actions (which are always correct)

AUTISM ANNOUNCEMENT: i understand you would like to watch a film. please choose from this list of films i have seen more than a dozen times but not in the last 3 months. not that one. no i do not have one in mind.

FUCK IT!!!!! TIMELINE CLEANSE!!!!! ROLL THE CLIP!!!!!!

Spotted in Portland - "Top your butch, it's good for her"

josh naylor should be given a rocket launcher and infinite ammo

You will either become a fascist or a communist in the next 20 years so you might as well take your pick now

The best post about Charlie Kirk happened about half an hour after he was shot and none of us can do anything but aspire.

not feeling so hot with the whole fash march on london shit

saying this about me when i am alive and well

i knew it wasnt a leftist because they didnt write "google jury nullification" on the bullets

beer is trans media

Hanging this on my wall like it's a corona bikini girl poster from the late 90s

writing speculative fiction about a second american civil war that is fought purely between different terminally-online sections of the right and exactly no one else

an even more elaborate bit where i have sex with each of my friends twice so they know it’s credible for it to be more than a one-off and are left with the tension of the possibility of more

engaging in an elaborate bit where i have sex with all of my friends once so they’re constantly wondering if it’ll happen again

I'm sorry but the apparent implication that kirk was killed with the furry meme bullet is breaking me

just saying, little chance that shooter is trans if he’s that close with his father

Yes. Yes they did.

The future is watching a Mormon influencer doing self-promotion following an assassination through your phone screen until you are the Mormon influencer filming

fuck the yankees

They’ll ask you to mourn the deaths they mourn, and no others. They’ll ask you to cherish the lives they cherish, and no others.

Kirk biting it is a sign of Mariners World Series i believeeeeee 🔱🔱🔱🔱🔱🔱🔱🔱🔱🔱🔱

ETSY WITCHES ARE HAVING A MOMENT