Three right-wing talking points whose logic contradicts each other: 1. No voter ID means illegal immigrants are voting. 2. You need an ID to fly on a plane so you should need one to vote. 3. We need to send ICE to airports to arrest all the illegal immigrants flying on planes.

I hope Trump is inspired* by his visit to Graceland *to die on the toilet

How amazing would it be if voters in a state like Alabama just said for once: You know what, Tuberville is just too stupid & racist to be our governor, and all the fake culture war BS he peddles isn’t fooling us this time. I know it will never happen, but it would be refreshing.

We are living in the dumbest timeline ever.

Political scientists aren't good for many things, but one thing could do is tell you when you are making a catastrophically stupid assumption about a country.

Yeah so now they’re just sitting around the table looking at each other. Explore this gift article from The New York Times. You can read it for free without a subscription. www.nytimes.com/2026/03/22/u...

“Everywhere I went in New York people openly loathed the very sight of me. So naturally I concluded that the entire city had gone crazy and I left. There was no other possible explanation.”

RIP Robert Mueller. By me. No paywall. fallows.substack.com/p/one-man-a-...

Donald Trump is celebrating Robert Mueller's death the right way. by Ezra Klein

1974, when America was truly great because a man could still smoke a cigar in a hospital

My alabaster milk child Teuton keeps asking for ranch dressing at the caviar factory, it is most epic. The fishmongers despise him.

Afroman does not need to be an undeniably good person for people to embrace the outcome of the case: a measure of accountability for institutional wrongdoing.

Ladies and gentlemen: the President of the United States of America substack.com/@christopher...

I have a joke about MC Escher It works on multiple levels

I thought when the Grim Reaper showed up, Chuck would just kick the shit out of him. RIP

Every Knee Shall Bow, Every Iranian Schoolgirl Shall Die

Thanks for this, @samsteindc.bsky.social. It's really hard to keep track.

"If only the Czar knew!" en.wiktionary.org/wiki/if_only...

“He was deceived by Israel” is going to be the story so many people are going to reach for and I think creating this stabbed in the back myth is going to have some really bad consequences down the line.

It’s interesting how every billionaire ceo’s ideology boils down to “you should give me all your money, I should be above the law, and I should be allowed to do anything I want.” Thiel being like, “oh you see because otherwise the antichrist” is barely an innovation

Translation: No one is willing to bail me out of the war I started without consulting anyone.

I mean David Boies is an experienced and skilled lawyer but why should his views on foreign policy matter more than my dry cleaner’s? I mean if someone asked to interview me on my views on Iran I think I would suspect I was being set up to look like a dipshit.

substack.com/@tomcox/note... I am baffled as well.

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The Streisand Effect is no respecter of persons open.substack.com/pub/tbm37/p/...

Also, be sure not to spread this video of Justin Fox, the other DOGE bro who revealed that he's a malicious moron who caused incredible destruction. Do not hurt Justin Fox's reputation just by linking Justin Fox's name to the sworn testimony Justin Fox gave about what Justin Fox did.

This is Nathan Cavanaugh, another DOGE staffer explaining how he flagged grants at NEH for "DEI" which would be reviewed for termination. 404 Media has reviewed hours of this footage and we'll have more soon. Part of a lawsuit by @acls1919.bsky.social, @modernlanguage.bsky.social + @historians.org

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Also, I would bet on the Partridges, because they had Bonaduce Although if Alice could come in on the Brady side, things might get ugly

Husted: "People living in poverty are just not very, um, experienced at navigating the real world, right? I remember talking to one young lady who said, 'Well, I don't really know how money works at a grocery store,' bc she grew up & has lived all of her adult life using SNAP cards to buy groceries"

I know several ship captains with Master Unlimited licenses who have piloted the largest vessels on the oceans and they are—to the man—the most risk-adverse people on Earth. They are responsible for dozens of lives and hundreds of millions in assets. 0% chance any sail through Hormuz for a while.

"There is no strategic picture here except for Donald Trump and Lindsey Graham and others saying 'Look at what a great job we're doing'...that's not the same as having a plan." - @radiofreetom.bsky.social

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The Washington Post ended political endorsements in 2024. Here’s why it will endorse Trump in 2028.

Epstein is in the Trump files. 👀

Remembering the time a dog followed me home once and the name on the collar said "Pettrace". I spent an *entire afternoon* going "here Pettrace" and "good boy Pettrace!" (Pronouncing it "Petras") before I could get through to the number on the collar and they answered "Hello. Pet Trace."

I swear these people don't have object permanence

"No stupid rules of engagement" is how you shoot down three of your own F-15s in one day. Just a shocking display of martial ineptitude.

Joe Biden was too sleepy to care about the drapes

Deep thoughts from The Washington Post.

The US Senior Director for Counterterrorism.

substack.com/@marlonweems... Just add Iran to the equation.

"Operation Epic Fury" sounds like something that goes on in Donny's diaper multiple times a day

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