Everything he touches, turns to shite. www.washingtonian.com/2025/09/24/a...

I guess that first A in “MAGA” meant Argentina?

Yes, the orders are the fucking problem.

This is fucking bullshit! www.washingtonian.com/2025/09/24/u...

Melania was all “Fuck this noise”.

You know what to do.

"Giving the bully your lunch money doesn't make him go away - it just makes him come back hungrier each time" - John Oliver

I find myself vacillating between laughing audibly at the incompetence, and weeping for the end of our democracy.

This could take quite a while. Are we supposed to stay in line or no?

Well said Doc 👩‍⚕️ thank you.

Literally the only reason he’s changed his mind (for now) is because he’s embarrassed. www.cnn.com/2025/09/23/p...

The WSJ filed a motion Monday to dismiss Trump‘s defamation lawsuit — which seeks at least $20 billion in damages — over a Journal article about a birthday letter purportedly written by Trump to Epstein. The first reason it should be thrown out, according to the WSJ’s filing: “The article is true.”

“I’m really good at this stuff. Your countries are going to hell,” - Some lunatic

Today I'm seeing THE SPONGEBOB MOVIE: SEARCH FOR SQUAREPANTS w/ SpongeBob himself, my longtime friend TOM KENNY. I voice his archenemy, The Flying Dutchman-a swashbuckling pirate ghost. If you have even a fraction of the fun watching it as I had making it-You'll have the time of your life!!! 🤣 🧽 👍

The President of the United States spent an hour boasting about non-existent successes, illegal activities and dead bodies. Can someone in the press please cover this?

Look, it’s Heroin and Adderall ganging up on Tylenol.

Quote this with your reaction to getting left behind during the rapture

Have been away for a bit, hope everyone is doing well, or as best they can.

What the fuck is he talking about? www.youtube.com/live/uapLuQm...

Important piece by @stevebenen.com which demonstrates yet again why we must keep demanding that Members of Congress abide by their oath, introduce articles of impeachment, and repeatedly force floor votes under House Rule IX. www.msnbc.com/rachel-maddo... @fsfp.bsky.social 1/

Can you imagine being such a boot licker that you stand there, listening to this and don’t just shout “Oh, come the fuck on!”.

A lot to unpack here, but “We don’t screen for personal hobbies or affiliations unrelated to job performance" is a pretty fucking weak excuse. www.bbc.com/news/article...

“Comedy doesn’t change the world, but it’s a bellwether. When a society feels under threat, comedians are who gets sent away first.” - Jon Stewart

Can someone please explain this to me like I’m five. Why?

I talked on MSNBC today about the corruption playing out at the FCC. This isn't just about Jimmy Kimmel being silenced. The FCC is planning to change the rules to allow the company that shut down Kimmel to have a monopoly-like stake in local TV ownership.

Borderlands 4. Compiling shaders.

Shit I never thought I would ever say … Tucker Carlson, Ted Cruz and Ben Shapiro are right. You don’t have to like Jimmy Kimmel to know that using government power to suppress free speech isn’t just a slippery slope, it’s a fucking greased up Slip 'N Slide.

McDonalds Big Mac meal is now $8 for one. Federal minimum wage is $7.25/hr. You do the fucking math.

Because RFK Jr. and Ka$h Patel weren’t confirmed quickly enough right? The Fox News cabinet grows on. www.nbcnews.com/politics/con...

Good.

Weird right? He used to support the first amendment

If Biden made a gaffe this egregious and embarrassing it would be front page news in the New York Times. But now it's just Trump being Trump!

What the actual fuck are we doing.

The President of the United States of America. Can we agree this is fucking insanity?

It’s money, it’s only ever been money and will only ever be money.

Literally fascists

All hail VICTOR!!! He's a real-life hero whose selflessness & courage is an inspiration to us all. Wishing you a complete & speedy recovery. I salute you, sir! 🫡

I wish we could go back to arguing about the old issues like taxes and the size of government and not whether shit happened that we saw with our own eyes.

If we are to deprive political violence of its power, we must reject anyone who commits or promotes it - and also reject any move to exploit it.

“Russia, Russia, Russia …” www.newsweek.com/kirk-killing...

Because, of course, it’s 2025. www.independent.co.uk/news/world/a...

Don’t know if this will do anything, but I submitted a viewer request he be fired. help.foxnews.com/hc/en-us/req...

Truer words have never been spoken.

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I was on page six of a very long post about the corruption of the internet, from its early “innocence”, to billionaires being absolved of legal responsibility for their platforms and foreign influence. What could go wrong? I deleted all of it, because it doesn’t matter. We are here, in 2025.

#ResistanceRoots Today in history, 1974: White protesters turn violent on the first day of school as court-ordered busing goes into effect in Boston. In June, U.S. District Judge Arthur Garrity had ordered busing to integrate Boston’s geographically segregated public schools. /1

More of this. thehill.com/homenews/sen...

There was a time when this kind of rhetoric would be considered offensive.

It’s real, and it’s spectacular.