For those unfamiliar:

Still this one (I hear the angel voiced as Samuel L. Jackson):

I've never seen this and now I'm glad it has blessed my life

A nice piece from @swapnakrishna.com about the plan for the #Artemis II crew to take a new Earthrise photo while swinging around the Moon

by the standards of real nerds I'm only "aw he's trying" at computers but by the standards of my coworkers in healthcare I am a god among men my secret trick is to read the instructions on the screen and do what they say

I still can't believe they're doing this on such short notice. Chicago debuted in '23 but was announced in '21 (and presumably had gone through severe planning before that). Coronado is a closed naval base. This got what, nine months of prep time? That's not enough, for the planners *and* residents.

I have a truly SPECTACULAR image from JWST of a nebula and star cluster that will rock your universe! badastronomy.beehiiv.com/p/two-jwst-s... Bonus: A JWST map of dark matter, so, whoa. 🔭 🧪

the only “April fools” are those astronauts going to moon,where there is likely little to NO nascar racing as there is here on earth

CREATION Happy April Fool's Day! xkcd.com/3227/

If you're like wait what is going on today, I wrote a whole THING about it

AO3 also coming through with a winner.

Not being able to hug your kids before launching into space would be so incredibly difficult. 😭

"Thanks for nothing, you stupid reptile."

Everyone wish @stacyking.com a happy book launch day for D&D Crochet: A Book of Many Patterns, in stores today- www.penguinrandomhouse.com/books/767078... And congrats on Disney's Wings of Starlight: The Manga, coming this summer (available to read now on Webtoon)! www.webtoons.com/en/graphic-n...

So Chase Elliott won the race at @MartinsvilleSwy and received several (very fake) texts afterwards. Read them all here on the #NASCAR Substack -> open.substack.com/pub/nascar/p...

Chase Elliott - NAPA Auto Parts (Chevrolet) 2015 STP 500 (Martinsville Speedway) #NASCAR

the spotter said over the radio to the driver “don’t lift until you see the checker flag or until thy spirit ebbs away to whence it came”

chash hlliott whlcomh to thh playoffs.what has happhnhd to the khyboard🍋

WE'RE SO BACK

my cat's always suuuper chill about going to the vets #caturday #cats #cat #comic

you can't trust my perspective on "niche fandoms" because every sci-fi writer has anne mccaffrey as their personal hero but I've never met anyone irl who's heard of dragonriders of pern

dollar general has stopped sponsoring nascars so they can spend more money to put boxes on the floor in their aisles

Here’s your morning mood, courtesy of Richard Wells.

floor? vacuumed. bedding? fresh. skin? exfoliated. pajamas? clean. hair? washed. blanket? toasted. let's LOCK IN (sleepily)

I'm 90% sure my mom's scarf is in The Room She Refuses To Clean but guess what. she is searching the entire house except The Room She Refuses To Clean

U.S. states that have more cows than people

If I ever had a DNA editing robot I’d probably name it Gene Hackman as a little joke.

Made this a couple years ago, when it was already starting to happen on Twitter. All the armchair detectives, who “knew AI when they saw it,” accusing good writers and artists.

If you need help convincing people not to watch the new HP show, here it is. JKR will make $20m per year from the show, per Forbes. She also openly admits that she pours her fortunes into anti-trans activism, per Yahoo News. There’s a direct pipeline between HP and trans people’s suffering.

Harry Potter, as a franchise, is rooted in the popular consciousness not because it's as good as people say, but because for many, it's the first and last thing they've actually ever read outside of work or school. It is the shallow end of the fiction reference pool.

🎶 If I could save farts in a bottle The first thing that I'd like to do Is to fart every day 'Til eternity passes away Just to send them to you If I could make farts last forever If words could make wishes come true I'd save every fart like a treasure and then Again, I would send them with you 🎶

For my next trick, this afternoon I will spend 4 hours cooking a meal that the recipe says should only take 30 minutes.

au where obi-wan is a responsible adult in the zyggeria arc #starwars #comic #fanart #swtcw

the human body was not designed to know what the worst person in the world is doing every fifteen minutes

Me, sick and philosophical: The best time to make Jell-O was two hours ago. The second best time is now.

For Immediate Release. "STAR WARS" SET TO BEGIN PRODUCTION IN TUNISIA ON MARCH 22.

If you wanted to do me a favour and help fix this, you can go to the series page, scroll down and click on "report an issue", and select "book missing".

my cat has been helping me write emails by sitting on my hands and completely covering my screen. very helpful. the helpfulest, even #caturday #cats #comic

My son came up with the best term for the DLSS 5 and other weird GenAI non improvement (at least the first time I've heard it): "Sloptimization". It's perfect. No notes.

“Worst she can say is no” Bro, she said I look like someone tried to draw President Taft from memory

mantis crew doods n comics bc i love themm #jedifallenorder #calkestis #starwars #fanart

no shit, sherlock

the words of a man whose bracket is trashed

Buffy would be great on Disney+ as a market crossover with PJ&tO, but D+ allergic to teenagers, especially teenage girls (*pours another one out for Willow*), so...