It’s called Darth Plagueis

Spent last night in the ER with my mom, spent today moving more furniture and stuff from her house, I deserve a good night’s sleep for gold star daughter-ing

Nurse to my mom: we’re giving you some fluids. You need to drink more water. Me:

How it started vs how it’s going (Not me, and they’re fine, thankfully)

This is my motivation to work out, too! “Oh, you think I’m too slow to run a marathon? Well here’s my medal, fuck you!!!”

I don’t like making New Year’s resolutions but in 2026 I want to 1) find a physical therapist (and maybe a mental one too) and 2) START READING AGAIN!

“It’s a freaky circle.” - Korg MCU/GFFA crossover confirmed

My kid lost a tooth at school and accidentally swallowed it. 😬 His teacher messaged me through the app to inform me, and also said when it happened he said “Oh, biscuits!” 🤣

When you have to ask your run coach to take all your runs off your schedule for the next week because your knee still hurts. 😭

I can totally picture Barb doing this (Anyone else watch Shawna The Mom or just me? 😝)

Yes - but the clicking noises remind me too much of Signs which scared me so much I almost left the theatre 😭

All of them (Not sure if I actually used a phone booth but I definitely used pay phones at school)

The song “Troopers” came on during my car ride home. That song is such a banger and it always reminds me how GOOD the Season 2 finale of Mando was… and then I get mad thinking of what came next.

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One of my favorite Rob Reiner anecdotes is that he was inspired to change the original ending of When Harry Met Sally after meeting Michele Singer, resulting in one of the best all-time rom-coms.

Blessing your skyline with a blep

I maintain that the only reason I cry at the end of Home Alone is because of the John Williams music.

Kid is watching Home Alone: *Kevin climbs on the bookshelves and they come crashing down* “And THAT is why we don’t climb on furniture, Owen!!!”

Pure bliss.

A banner day. 🎢

24 miles across Disney property done. Will get the last two walking to/from celebratory dinner. Because my son is SIX today!!!

26 miles. Here we go.

Tonight we gave my kid his birthday presents early, and the thing he was most excited about? The Super Duper Pokemon handbook. 🤣🥹

I do not want user generated content on Disney Plus! My child is not allowed to watch YouTube because I only want him to consume vetted movies and shows!

To Bob Iger

Updated my phone’s OS last night and BAD APPLE. BAD UI. THIS SUCKS.

Literally a plotline in Scalzi’s Interdependency trilogy

Five years ago, Lucasfilm announced the Rogue Squadron movie, and I have been disappointed ever since.

Anyone who has spent any time on the internet looking up parenting information will immediately know why relying on ChatGPT is a BAD IDEA

Love to wake up with a headache and then check my phone to find out my mom called me five times throughout the night asking when I was coming to get her to move home. :/

Hey, RFKJr - fuck you.

Why does instagram insist on constantly changing the UI to be completely nonsensical? Where the heck are messages now??

I know literally nothing about Pokemon and had to google image search most of these figures.

I’m gonna need to create a spreadsheet to keep track of which Pokemon figures my kid already has 🙃

Movie you’ve watched more than six times with a gif. Hard Mode: No Star Wars, Marvel etc I could easily answer this with movies my kid has been obsessed with. But instead I’ll pick my second favorite movie from 2015.

It sucked, but I finished

I’m so tired. Guess I’ll run a half marathon tomorrow.

[Billy Zane] I have a child!!!

Oh, your favorite side character from Jedi has lines? One of mine is in an A-wing you see for two seconds and is no longer considered canon, and the other is juuuuust off-screen at Jabba’s Palace glaring daggers at Luke Skywalker, also no longer considered canon. 😝

It is very important that @michaelastackpole.bsky.social see this post. 🤣

“It’s the Resistance”

I actually got some nice race pictures from Space Coast and then I saw it costs $90 to download all your photos and now I feel very spoiled by Disney photopass (which I also pay for, but it’s $100 for the entire year - and I’m still salty it’s no longer included with an AP)

And consider this dismaying observation: this chamber has no windows and no doors… which offers you this chilling challenge: to find a way out!

Medal, or plate?

Let’s do this (tomorrow)

You can lead a horse [mother] to water [dining room at her new assisted living], but you can’t make them drink [sit with people and eat].

Also, interesting observation with an almost 6yo: Jurassic Park didn’t scare him at all. But Home Alone has spooked him a few times. I guess he’s more scared of realistic things?

Home Alone must not have had the rights to Lego, because you just need to dump a huge box out and BAM

The most unrealistic part of Home Alone is not them leaving Kevin; it’s the parents sleeping until 8 am and the younger kids not waking them up at 5:30 am.