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Michelle
about 22 hours ago
I have to go to work and this is not my cat.
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Thorne 🌸
about 15 hours ago
Welp, can't say I didn't see it coming, they cut down everyone's salaries about a month ago due to limited runway, but the company I was working for laid me off. Need full time TypeScript and/or Solidity work ASAP
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Vituperative Erb
about 15 hours ago
Needing to spend money to play defense in Mississippi is apocalyptically bad for the NRSC, like that’s not taking money away from North Carolina that’s taking money away from Alaska
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Coach Finstock
about 14 hours ago
Hurricane Omar Little
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Cooper Lund
about 15 hours ago
Finally, the Minions Holocaust discourse we all deserve
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SE Gyges
about 15 hours ago
a picture is, it turns out, worth a lot more than a thousand words
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Lamentably Awake
about 15 hours ago
Snapchat Engineer: "We've added all features you requested to make the wearer look as much like a pervert as possible." Snapchat CEO: "I still think we need the external speakers broadcasting 'Epstein was right' every 5 seconds."
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The Onion
about 16 hours ago
https://www.theonion.info/
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georgia-lux
about 2 years ago
i'm at the [static hiss] i'm at the [burst of noise] i'm at the combination [static hiss] and [burst of noise]
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₍⑅ᐢ..ᐢ₎ ᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷ
3 days ago
"patlabor" is what my cat demands from me. and brother, I'm clocking in
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Dead Carl
1 day ago
>unarmed pleasure vessel inexplicably capable of running a blockade What did he know?
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Micah
1 day ago
how is this literally happening in real life
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Josiah Sutton
2 days ago
I do AV work for a funeral home and this is one of the most common song choices. It seems to be one of those songs that elderly boomers and silent generation folks turn to as they’re thinking about death.
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Frank & Joe 🇨🇦
1 day ago
Goodnight everyone!
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Calling him Peter Buttigieg feels like saying Charles Entertainment Cheese
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SE Gyges
2 days ago
so-called "artificial intelligence" is actually made by trapping thetans and forcing them to answer queries and because thetans are the souls of dead aliens this violates the biblical command against necromancy
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Komodo Dad
2 days ago
DAILY BUNNY, NO, BE CAREFUL.
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Hypervisible
2 days ago
🛎️🛎️🛎️
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Solomon
2 days ago
Good morning happy wrestle mania day 2 To all who observe
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Clavius
2 days ago
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Ryan Cox
2 days ago
Guys what if I told you that wasn't the only nature we randomly encountered today? WE SAW FOUR BABY FOXES and MAMA FOX apparently living in a burrow below an abandoned house. I shot these from across the street with a 100mm and they are heavily cropped. Not trying to scare them
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Nate Bethea
2 days ago
I am not fixated on vintage gear and I would never pay this much for a vintage instrument unless I somehow stumbled on ten million dollars. However, with that being said, I would very much buy this if I could, even if just to preserve it for a museum
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Octave Voyetra 8 - Audio Technic Switzerland
Here we have the Voyetra 8 synthesizer. A synthesizer so rare and hard to find that you can only dream about it. This one blows away all other synthesizers with its fat 8 voice polyphony, so we don't ...
https://audiotechnic.ch/product/octave-voyetra-8/
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G36 was one of my favorite guns in Battlefield 2: Special Forces
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2 days ago
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I mean *technically* you don't need ANY underwear
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Cannonball Adderall
3 days ago
I was at a dog-friendly bar in NW Portland tonight and a table behind me started singing Happy Birthday and then I realized it wasn’t for a person but a really old dog who was wearing a crown and he was old and fucking adorable and I love this city
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Brendel
2 days ago
The most realistic thing about Riker and Troi’s longterm romance is how the trombone becomes a symbol to Riker of both triumph and humiliation and I feel like every trombonist has gone through this at one point or another
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Josh Sauvibee
2 days ago
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Sharon
2 days ago
i'm pretty sure this is the literal nightmare of every suburban republican
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Asahi's Corrections Officer @ comm grind!!!
3 days ago
GUYS.
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LOWρUFO 🇺🇦🇵🇸🌍
2 days ago
I hope everyone has a great time
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Bodega Cats
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Nintendo of America
6 days ago
Shout out to these two profile pictures lining up. We wish you the best Trans Shark and Trans Red Pikmin.
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disc horse bot
2 days ago
Can we normalize decorative gourd futures?
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Cape Cod Demon Hunter
3 days ago
Matthews is one of our unlikeliest real ones, he's the son of South African Quakers and left the country rather than serve in the apartheid military
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FactPost
3 days ago
Barack Obama and Zohran Mamdani sing ‘Wheels on the Bus’ to kids in NYC
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Norm Charlatan
3 days ago
🚨OFFICIAL NORM’S 2026 4TH ANNUAL PARTY SUB PROGRESS THREAD🚨 Progress: 0% consumed (9-feet remaining of meat; 3-feet of vegetarian; 18-inches of gluten-free)
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Jane
3 days ago
“Look me up and you’ll see that I voluntarily joined ICE in 2025” is a great message to Minneapolis voters lol
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Swords | The Webcomic
3 days ago
Swords
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old uncle catface
4 days ago
WHATS UP YOU WET MOTHERFUCKERS
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Matt Seybold
3 days ago
Building Big Brother is expensive.
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USER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST
3 days ago
Please make it stop
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Cat Manning
3 days ago
narrative systems design people: do you consider your work more in the category of wordcel or shape rotator? why?
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Sarama Burwani @ 7.4
3 days ago
curtis sliwa approves this message (laudatory)
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ContempraInn 🌹
4 days ago
Baby elephant holds the caretakers hand while it falls asleep. 😴
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Micah
3 days ago
bringing back shame and social sanction for being a bigoted asshole is good, actually
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Peter Baker
3 days ago
ICE agents arrested an 85-year-old widow in her nightgown at her late husband’s home and a county probate judge overseeing his estate says that one of his sons was responsible for the arrest. Nick Bogel-Burroughs
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ICE Arrests 85-Year-Old French Widow Who Married Her G.I. Sweetheart
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post malone ergo propter malone
4 days ago
hrm are there are any botnet operators currently embroiled in a running feud with Bluesky T&S
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Buttadeus
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molly
4 days ago
LISTEN UP!!!! ᵗʰᵃⁿᵏ ʸᵒᵘ ᶠᵒʳ ˡⁱˢᵗᵉⁿⁱⁿᵍ
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Gene Park
4 days ago
Talked to Ohio police about the 91-year-old woman they found gaming when she didn’t respond to welfare checks Flexed old crime journalism muscles and had fun writing this like a police procedural. At least the only thing in danger here was her high score
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Police rushed to check on a 91-year-old – and found her gaming
She was safe and sound. But what about that high score?
https://www.washingtonpost.com/entertainment/video-games/2026/04/17/elderly-gamer-welfare-check-ohio/
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