I have to go to work and this is not my cat.

Welp, can't say I didn't see it coming, they cut down everyone's salaries about a month ago due to limited runway, but the company I was working for laid me off. Need full time TypeScript and/or Solidity work ASAP

Needing to spend money to play defense in Mississippi is apocalyptically bad for the NRSC, like that’s not taking money away from North Carolina that’s taking money away from Alaska

Hurricane Omar Little

Finally, the Minions Holocaust discourse we all deserve

a picture is, it turns out, worth a lot more than a thousand words

Snapchat Engineer: "We've added all features you requested to make the wearer look as much like a pervert as possible." Snapchat CEO: "I still think we need the external speakers broadcasting 'Epstein was right' every 5 seconds."

i'm at the [static hiss] i'm at the [burst of noise] i'm at the combination [static hiss] and [burst of noise]

"patlabor" is what my cat demands from me. and brother, I'm clocking in

>unarmed pleasure vessel inexplicably capable of running a blockade What did he know?

how is this literally happening in real life

I do AV work for a funeral home and this is one of the most common song choices. It seems to be one of those songs that elderly boomers and silent generation folks turn to as they’re thinking about death.

Goodnight everyone!

Calling him Peter Buttigieg feels like saying Charles Entertainment Cheese

so-called "artificial intelligence" is actually made by trapping thetans and forcing them to answer queries and because thetans are the souls of dead aliens this violates the biblical command against necromancy

DAILY BUNNY, NO, BE CAREFUL.

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Good morning happy wrestle mania day 2 To all who observe

Guys what if I told you that wasn't the only nature we randomly encountered today? WE SAW FOUR BABY FOXES and MAMA FOX apparently living in a burrow below an abandoned house. I shot these from across the street with a 100mm and they are heavily cropped. Not trying to scare them

I am not fixated on vintage gear and I would never pay this much for a vintage instrument unless I somehow stumbled on ten million dollars. However, with that being said, I would very much buy this if I could, even if just to preserve it for a museum audiotechnic.ch/product/octa...

G36 was one of my favorite guns in Battlefield 2: Special Forces

I mean *technically* you don't need ANY underwear

I was at a dog-friendly bar in NW Portland tonight and a table behind me started singing Happy Birthday and then I realized it wasn’t for a person but a really old dog who was wearing a crown and he was old and fucking adorable and I love this city

The most realistic thing about Riker and Troi’s longterm romance is how the trombone becomes a symbol to Riker of both triumph and humiliation and I feel like every trombonist has gone through this at one point or another

i'm pretty sure this is the literal nightmare of every suburban republican

GUYS.

I hope everyone has a great time

Shout out to these two profile pictures lining up. We wish you the best Trans Shark and Trans Red Pikmin.

Can we normalize decorative gourd futures?

Matthews is one of our unlikeliest real ones, he's the son of South African Quakers and left the country rather than serve in the apartheid military

Barack Obama and Zohran Mamdani sing ‘Wheels on the Bus’ to kids in NYC

🚨OFFICIAL NORM’S 2026 4TH ANNUAL PARTY SUB PROGRESS THREAD🚨 Progress: 0% consumed (9-feet remaining of meat; 3-feet of vegetarian; 18-inches of gluten-free)

“Look me up and you’ll see that I voluntarily joined ICE in 2025” is a great message to Minneapolis voters lol

Swords

WHATS UP YOU WET MOTHERFUCKERS

Building Big Brother is expensive.

Please make it stop

narrative systems design people: do you consider your work more in the category of wordcel or shape rotator? why?

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Baby elephant holds the caretakers hand while it falls asleep. 😴

bringing back shame and social sanction for being a bigoted asshole is good, actually

ICE agents arrested an 85-year-old widow in her nightgown at her late husband’s home and a county probate judge overseeing his estate says that one of his sons was responsible for the arrest. Nick Bogel-Burroughs @porterthereport.bsky.social www.nytimes.com/2026/04/16/u...

hrm are there are any botnet operators currently embroiled in a running feud with Bluesky T&S

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Talked to Ohio police about the 91-year-old woman they found gaming when she didn’t respond to welfare checks Flexed old crime journalism muscles and had fun writing this like a police procedural. At least the only thing in danger here was her high score www.washingtonpost.com/entertainmen...