finding out that jeff davis created teen wolf and criminal minds like, when will you let these autistic boys be gay jeffrey, w h e n

having best friend times with @pinkberryshake.bsky.social

oh this has turned into a four ingredient night

im full of none drugs,, none drugs ar allllll

firefox is tainted but thankfully google chrome from the creators of google gemini isn’t, hell yeah

im normal

one of my favorite things about arizona is that our DMV does not give a single fuck and will approve almost anything. case in point

this app is so fucking normal

Are you avoiding asking for help because you’re afraid of being a burden or because you don’t trust the ability of people to help you substantially We’re all being very “it’s okay to ask for help” but we seem to not be talking about how to make sure we’re actually good at helping

if anyone knows where I can get daily index data (historical, don't need live/real time) for the Bloomberg Global Aggregate Index or FTSE World Government Bond Index - I would find that very interesting, thank you

Billionaires need to stop the bullshit they're doing and start constructing a cooking arena called "Kitchen Stadium" where visiting chefs from around the world can compete against their Gourmet Academy, led by three or four Iron Chefs

its giivingggg ✨only received negative attention at home✨ babes,,

I will now screenshot people in Latin and Central America getting mad at me the day after a country was invaded and their leader kidnapped and people killed and act like they are being hysterical because they are being sensitive to my American posts

oh hey, this just showed up on @themountaingoats.bsky.social website that's weird wonder who made that whoever made that must be pretty fucking cool

LMAO WHO WROTE THIS

tech fan: my phone tells me when i’m thirsty weathered sea captain: dolphins are the devil’s children

lipstick lesbians? wake me up when we get to corpse paint lesbians

I bought this car BEFORE Henry Ford had business dealings with the third reich

i have this thing that generates shitty art. it’s called my left hand

the only book i’d swear on

if you haven't read jezebel's 2018 coverage of the listserv where 400+ "left-of-center" transphobic "journalists" methodically orchestrated the current moment, it's a good companion to the TNN interview: www.jezebel.com/private-mess...

real lemon piglet heads remember @spindlypete.bsky.social’s lemon piglet

snuck in one final blog post for the year - this one is boring and about inflation and term deposits and that you don't necessarily lose money to inflation in a savings account, it depends on your tax bracket blog.decryption.net.au/posts/inflat...

bsky keeping it super normal to round out the year

sometimes you just gotta eat a caeser salad everyday till youve flogged all available dopamine from those delicious little leaves

benzos and the early 2000s lara croft films cinema

get better brain worms you insipid little fucks

all i want from social media is to read sentences ive never seen before, not to dipshits reformatting the same overcooked dogshit militant ‘UwU, actually’ garbage of tumblr circa 2014.

decided to unlearn how to read and bluesky has never been better

first date idea: we hit an armoured car pickup

I love Mr Beast, no not the vacant eyed psychopath who makes boring frictionless torture videos the hot album with such great tracks as Glasgow Mega-Snake

well that explains the flurry of ppl checking im not in bondi tonight. fucking hell.

annnd missed a train home too lmao

i believe people when they say linux has gotten better in the last few years. what i'm skeptical of is that linux Guys have improved. i will not use an OS where i'm at high risk of someone calling me stupid for not liking some aspect of the experience. i must be allowed to hate the computer

global adoption of linux gets pushed back by 6 years every time a Linux Guy starts talking at me like max headroom

taxonomy is the mind killer

lol have missed 2 trains to family holiday celebrations. keeping my brand strong this year

sunggled up with the cat, reading horror comics and listening to the rain ✨blessed✨

not nearly enough people on this bitch of a planet are told "that is the most pathetic thing i have ever heard" to their faces

got myself some treats after reading nothing but mind numbingly stupid bussines books for two weeks.

autistic bitches love how its made (its me, im autistic bitches)

*nods as autistically as possible*

benzos and 23 seasons of how its made time bitches

Making capitalists “pay their fair share into society” means all of it. They do not produce. They own. Their fair share is nothing. Labor is entitled to all it creates. It’s important we understand this.

the cunt/life balance is a fine line to walk, but someones gotta do it

I kinda like a computer that makes some noise when it's under load. Helps you know it's working hard

one thing that's super relateable about the Alien franchise is the vast difference in psychological resilience between technical and command staff. real oil field team comp shit