she’s all mine fellas, all mine!

That she's cool as fuck?

kermit with poorly treated major depressive disorder and a philosophy degree is exactly how you get jordon petersons

compliment? a little compliment for ratwife?

look you can purge a bitches tumblr circa 2018,,

looking ethereal w/ my thai food this evening

smol bean routine has gotta be one of the least attractive things that a male can ever do, tbqhimhongl

this is like half of r/ups now

(making impulsive and ill-considered life choices that will invariably come back to bite me in easily avoidable ways) back on my bullshit ✨ in my silly bitch era ✨✨ honestly so iconic of me ✨✨✨

campy reboot of a gritty reboot of a modern reboot of the traditional classic true story: dude where's my liver starring Prometheus

blondie in the bob looks like she makes video essays and i love that for her

all the trans baddies tho, shout out!!

most of you would be better served by developing a set of personal ethics instead of just huffing the morality juice laying around the internet in unsealed red cups

i love how wildly interpreted this post is. truly fascinating

"would 12yr old you be proud of who you are now?" i'm not here to impress a mentally ill child

there is no pride merch but nascar pride merch

me, an otter: lemme rock ya clam bayyyybeeee

[bisexual] vs {bisexual}

jackass but it’s posting progressively more and more unhinged shit until someone taps out or get canceled

making the hand basket ur going to hell together in really

hiding from god under a stolen band tee with no sleeves

gonna differentiate myself from other colorists by giving my custom shades disgusting, evocative names…. salmon sorbet. laura palmer’s lips. gaped grover

i don't trust anybody who never had to put back a grocery or two bc you couldn't afford it

forming a band where we play 18 minute drone and synth heavy covers of riot grrl and female grunge songs while dressed in kinderwhore and name the band "post hole"

evreyone who goes to a munch has a humiliation kink adn we know this because theyre at something called a munch

once again feeling very cherished in the club tonight :3

i cannot believe there are people on here still saying you should "sign up" and give your personal info to organizers of a protest. you do not need to do that. in fact you should Not do that

Post a mage! ✨

you must do your goops. you must do your elixirs. you must nourish. you must rest.

My toxic trait is mixing late Roman with late Medieval 🫣

my supervisor has some notes

this is, hands down, the best video I've seen on men's influencer content and it's not close either

when my forum is up and running i’m going to ban people for whatever. bad vibes? you’re gone. don’t like it? make your own forum. with my software

something something medusa is any woman who can leave me rock hard and helpless with a look

in the next update we will change the font slightly

Oh no I’m hugging my friends too much at the punk show again!!!!!

WE OUT HERE SOUTHERN GOTHS RISE UP

for example, i myself have been a tireless advocate for crab insurance. the crabs know this and recognize me as their ally and messiah

maybe we should all live our lives in such a way where, if we devote ourselves to advocating for something and it comes for us, that’s a good thing

the people yearn for forums

schizotranssexual jihad is still on the agenda

trans people are holding out so well against sociopolitical warfare in no small part because of our competitive biological advantage in shitty RTS games

new pfp who dis

doom jazz tonight

feeling honoured and cherished in the club tonight 🥹

love to watch ppl attempt to break it to me gently that i might annoying like?? sorry but nepotism got me here and i will not be lectured by internet interns

hit dogs holla and all that but u get a puppy girl just right and well,,,