Chris Brown saw her say this and that’s why he said what he said LMAOOO

Whole bunch of hawks flying around my job, is this a bad omen?

QTP with a sword ⚔️

I think about this everyday since gas got so damn high.

This is what they said about me in college

happy mothers day to her

Pinkpantheress concert last night was the best. She played some of her deep cuts too, I was living my best life

Happy Mother's Day! 💎✨

This opener for Pinkpantheress is making me want to leave the venue

I had an espresso budino for dessert 4 hours ago and I'm wide awake

Yes, in the same way that the microwave has made us all chefs.

Siri play Link Up by Tinashe

Fuck it, Zordon Mamdani

I wish I cared enough to diet but my body is what is it

7 dollar gas. Well, I guess I'll buy an electric car. Oh those are 60 thousand dollars? Well at least electricity is cheap. Oh the government won't build solar panels because it's "Too transgender"? Well at least wages are going up. Oh the idea of jobs is fake now? Well at least everyone is happ

Twitter really had some gems

I've been here since Skins UK and he's only gotten hotter

So there's this lover girl RnB album...

TALK THAT SHIT.

trick room

happy star wars day to this tweet in particular

How it feels to log into Bluesky

Made it to Master in Singles thanks to team Shenan-again!

Fine, fine, I'll order the toddler

I took psychic damage from my second final but at least it's done. Only two more semesters until the end

That recession is here

It's been a minute since I've posted my quarterly selfie to remind people I'm not an AI

Google co-founder Sergey Brin — the third-richest man on the planet — is reportedly spending $57M to defeat California's proposed billionaire's tax. So he and his fellow oligarchs can't afford a wealth tax, but they'll spend a fortune buying elections? See the problem...

Finished 1 of two finals for this semester and I feel good about it!

When you set the programming to cunty

Happy May Day! If you gotta work, make sure to do the bare minimum 🫡

This is why we need to uncap the House pronto and create multimember districts via population density, which would give cities absolute control of the House and the spending, forcing the Senate to adapt. Oh, and it would basically demolish the Electoral College, so…yay.

I literally have a playlist called haunted club beats, haunted spirits house music is 100% my vibe

Wesker to Chris:

I think we gotta replace the whole government at this point

Ukipi is a persimmon fairy from Ukiha City.

THEY'RE SO CUTE YOU GUYS! #kitties #pokemon #meowth #art

FYI, this is a Meg the Stallion stan account. ♥️

when you realize this is the average median voter, all the online debates about "why kamala lost" go out the window

QTP with your favorite steel type Pokémon

The Sims show their support for Megan Thee Stallion: “If you can’t handle a Hottie❤️‍🔥 stay out of the kitchen😒”

Just had an amazing gluten free cheesecake, life is worth living!

Looking into buying a speedo for my memorial day beach day with the gays