had a dream last night that a British rapper rhymed "my gun" with "cardamom"

If you smell toast, you might be having a stroke... a stroke of luck that is. It’s toast time.

is everyone on glue

literally dismantling our international security umbrella so Israel can make the broader middle east into a parking lot for its settler strip malls. Incredible stuff.

We're so back!

Early spring allergies are not for the weak 🤧

I think we as a community should come together and collectively get bigger and scarier preferably like a big gay Transformer

Did not realize so many of my oomfs were tall, my 5'9 ass will be down here

Welp, once again. Like clockwork.

I promise you that the government that murdered Alex Pretti and Renee Good does not give a flying fuck about the protests in Iran.

fell for it again award

RuPaul you are evil!!

I think they all deserve to be safe this week, don't make Juicy lip sync against Athena 😭

YOU 🫵 know somebody lost theyre LIFE 😠 😢🙂‍↔️ i had no idea

BITCH!😭😭😭

stared at browt so much i had a vision

Wait, Britain has politics as well?? Christ, when will it end

Hey Rotom play Charli XCX

entirely unimprovable execution by the @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social social team

*Homophobically* We need the 4 Day Work Week

30周年！！！！おめでとう🎉

ポケットモンスター #ドット絵

Mental check-in...meme only

The sun is finally peaking through the clouds when I'm on my way to work. Seasonal Affective Disorder your days are numbered!

I CAST WHIMSY ON THE SKYLINE

So there's this excellent 30 minute album...

Erm

I’m not passionate about working and it’s okay to admit that.

The gym opened late today, and of course everyone and their gym buddies, partners, and husbands were there.

The car was made for Elon's ego and they forced the design to work which, of course, turned out to be horrible

This guy gets it.

The source is lost to time, but this is one of the funniest photos ever taken

PinkPantheress makes history as the first Female (and youngest-ever) artist to win Producer of the Year at the #BRITs.

I aspire to this level of chill

They were not lying about these inches

EAT YOUR VEGATABLES, YUGI-BOY

Snow looks so pretty when it's not on the ground pissing me off

being at the age where everyone you know is having children

Why would you make cornbread crunchy?

Okay I've had enough winter, if they could turn off the space snow machine that would be great

as far as i can tell “bio hacking” is just a goofy term for giving yourself some combination of an eating disorder and a drug addiction

someone waited their ENTIRE LIFE to write that headline...

Shooketh!

What??!! Mia noooo