Turning all my t-shirts into vests because it's hot and I'm gay Feels appropriate using the Skynet shirt as AI is burning the world

Doctor took 8 vials of blood for a blood test and in this heat? Boy when I tell you I nearly passed out for the first time in my life 😂

We're finally getting a new Halo game this month (kinda) so here's a picture of my boob

My colleagues are talking about starting late tomorrow due to the football so I guess fine I'll just stay up and play videogames then??

Yesterday's outfit 🥰

Also this...

I think about this line a lot... #tombraider #laracroft

Worst possible day of the week for pictures to stop loading 😤

But most important: boulder

Who's coming over to play? 👀🔫🔫

Help! Pride month is over but I still have a gay butt!!

Where it all began... 💿 #foreverphysical

They criticised everything the Xbox One set out to do to get gamers on board, only to do it themselves but WORSE. The PS1 was my first console but I cannot for the life of me understand the toxic loyalty this brand gets with all their horrible practices.

Fit check for Orville Peck tonight 🤠

Super short session due to the heat but we making progress 🫠🙂

Live footage direct from the streets of the UK today

Is it the heat making you feral or are you just a slu -

This would've made my life when I was a kid 🙂‍↕️ Interesting that there's a head swap with a headset though - Zip in LoL? 👀

Not to be all smug or anything but by some engineering miracle my flat stays very cool in the hot summer (yet keeps the heat in the winter) 🤭 You're all welcome to come over (though the extra body heat might not help!!)

I really wish Superfruit would come back and follow-up on that single 10/10 banger album they put out 😮‍💨

It's only Monday helppppp

My pick for new PM

Father's day is nearly over and no-one called me dad OR son 😤

Post-gym sauna time 🥵

Its never been described as "pretty" before but I'll take it 🤭

Accidental selfie (ft. pretty clock)

New slur just dropped

I agreed to go to the OPTIONAL extra networking event at the conference this week and now my social battery is gone please help

Pro travel tip: when arriving in a new country, don't leave your backpack containing all of your belongings (passport, cards, Steam Deck and all) behind on the train from the airport, like I just did. Thankfully they recovered it 🙏🥹 Scariest experience of my adventures to date. 😬

No hot guys out on my Sunday afternoon run today, what's even the point? 😤

Accurate representation of multiplayer TR 😂

New Rebecca Black? On a Friday of all days? 😍 youtu.be/WcHW89jq1kk?...

Do any of my Tomb Raider mutuals have/ know of any spare TR30 Derby tickets for sale? I really want to go this year... Will be very grateful!! 👉👈🥹

Lil blocky diva arrived

Tomb Raider getting a Metroid Prime-style scanning function is actually genius

Another day, another gym selfie

Halo is third person now btw if your excuse for not playing one of the greatest sci-fi games of all time was the perspective 😜 (I FREAKING KNEW they'd do this after they snuck a mode into Infinite MP) youtu.be/6FLR_KM_sPA?...

Look at the baby 😍

I wish my arms looked like this all day 😤

Once again work is ROUGH this week so I'm requesting a handsome man to come and **** my **** to make me feel better. Please? 🙏

The Star Fox demo has me much more excited for the game. They went unnecessarily HARD with the music! The choir? 🥲

JRPG Direct + Zelda (I'm not mad about it)

Let's gooooooo!! Need to see more NOW 😭

This is Nintendo's one and only chance at the biggest power move of releasing a new Zelda on the same day as GTA 6. Come on 🤞

Not the unintentional shade by Alix to Keeley and Shelley on their pronunciation of French words ☠️

"It's the girls, it's the guys, it's the gays" Oh she knows the Tomb Raider fanbase 💅🥰

These remakes have got such a chokehold on me

I'm going to need this console to go with one of my absolute favourites 😭 But I already have the Halo Series X (the struggle is real 😂)

Wow they really emphasises Dom's yearning bottom eyes huh

Are Xbox going to end every conference on COD? There's no surprise, intrigue, excitement by doing that. So boring.