This is Gordie. He's demonstrating what is known in the business as a sweetie pie semi-sploot. It's when you haven't quite figured out how to sit yet but are so cute it doesn't matter. 12/10 (IG: rubyandgordie)

You've totally changed my perspective, angry guy who can't spell

HOMICIDE! AS IN MURDER!

Oh god he's back

Oh.

I still haven’t got over the time I was threatened by the queuing system at my local Co-op

Donald Trump threatens to sue Trevor Noah for telling jokes at the Grammy Awards. I'm sure the self-declared free speech absolutists will be rushing to Noah's defence at any moment.

It's 1998. Peter Mandleson has resigned in disgrace from Labour. It's 2001. Peter Mandleson has resigned in disgrace from Labour. It's 2025. Peter Mandleson has resigned in disgrace from Labour. It's 2026. Peter Mandleson has resigned in disgrace from Labour.

Top tip: to avoid having the British Union of Fascists logo on the side of your mock-up train, don't use horrible text-to-image AI slop instead of actual designers and artists. www.scotsman.com/news/transpo...

With more evidence coming to light of Bannon’s interference in British politics - plotting with Johnson, Rees Mogg and Farage and bigging up Yaxley Lennon while working with Epstein, thought I’d re-up this bylinetimes.com/2025/11/19/d...

I bet he’s sweating now.

"We discovered this week the #BHAFC board find current fan criticism of Fabian Hurzeler irritating. Do you want to know what is more irritating? Brighton drawing 1-1 with Everton by conceding in stoppage time for the second game running" Read: www.wearebrighton.com/matchday/bri...

And another thing. It is REALLY tedious to open a news page every day and see photograph after photograph of the same worst possible humans gurning back at me. It's like a wanker's yearbook.

Ummmmmm not quite.

straight up Gestapo shit

Is there a worse sports website on the planet? You literally can’t find anything, and 95% of the time it’s just broken. It’s 2026 brightonandhovealbion.com. Sort it out #bhafc

It’s a fine lineup, but I can’t believe that Mitoma and Minteh haven’t started together since September #bhafc

Elon Musk, refusing: "Hey man, when can I come to Epstein Island"

Did you see this one? 🤬

Removed this accidentally posted allegations Trump forced a 14 yr old to perform oral sex

The most damning piece of evidence was deleted from the DOJ website so here's a link to view it! jumpshare.com/s/LuTnIWBd0R...

Nothing in here to investigate? And they gave Epstein a plea deal in Florida along with co-conspirators.

24 hours later: Trump has two journalists arrested

What would you say if you saw it in another country?

That's brilliant 😅

Somewhat hypocritical

Question Time has platformed racist political commentator Konstantin Kisin tonight who previously said of Southampton born, Winchester educated, Rishi Sunak’s identity: “He’s a brown Hindu, how can he be English?!”

He’s totally talking about himself, right???

This is Frankie. He ran outside like he always does, only to find out his yard had been replaced with a white void. 12/10 (IG: frankiethenorfie)

This is such a facile argument. Sure, let's have a conversation about how universities should be funded. But let's also talk interest rates, debt that functions like an extra tax, repayment thresholds, and what that's actually doing to millions of young people who did everything they were told to do

Quelle surprise

The director of McDonald's Netherlands is called... Zoe Hamburger www.mcdonalds.com/nl/nl-nl/con...

Wouldn't mind so much if THEY DID THEIR EFFING JOB

This is absolutely shocking. Something has to be done about this appalling situation in which so many now find themselves. The government needs to act

I wrote this song on Saturday, recorded it yesterday and released it to you today in response to the state terror being visited on the city of Minneapolis. It’s dedicated to the people of Minneapolis, our innocent immigrant neighbors and in memory of Alex Pretti and Renee Good. Stay free

This is completely shocking. The police and CPS prosecuted a woman for allegedly making up rape allegation, despite strong evidence that she had been raped. It should have ended people's careers. It hasn't. www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

open goal here for a Labour leader to pitch themselves as pro-happier childhood - on a mission to improve teen mental health, cut child poverty, reduce unnecessary pressures in school, protect from online harm, bring back parenting help through Surestart etc etc and tackle screentime as part of that

Fuck me but I'm bored of whingeing, thick, destructive right wing bell ends with power.

They won't be laughing when they're wrongfully arrested in connection with a 1970s pub bombing

wish that instead of having to campaign for a political candidate you could volunteer to purely campaign against someone

Auschwitz was at the end of a process. We must remember that it did not start from gas chambers. This hatred gradually developed: from ideas, words, stereotypes & prejudice through legal exclusion, dehumanization & escalating violence... to systematic and industrial murder. Auschwitz took time.

Finally, some good news for the USA

www.theguardian.com/society/2026... Who’d have guessed?!

The Pretti Good library would be a fab name!

I understand Labour faces a largely hostile media environment, but its inability to make a big splash with genuinely positive news remains unfathomable. Like the Warm Homes Plan last week, this will make a big difference to the finances and lives of hundreds of thousands of people.

Imagine saying the words “hamstrung by human rights laws” with a straight face

Sunak burnt through almost all of his political capital when he reappointed Braverman to his cabinet, and this is what she says about it. Fuck me he must be furious. What a horror she is. Farage might as well hoover up the rest of the bottom feeders now. What a bunch of cunts.

I don’t feel bad for these fuckers.

Alex Pretti, the man fatally shot by Border Patrol on Saturday, gave a final salute to a veteran while he was an intensive care nurse in 2024. https://wapo.st/4t1KC81