this is you. this comic is about you.

wow — the preprint host, arxiv, is banning authors for a year if they submit papers with hallucinated citations 🤖

Well, to begin with today, it’s the ninth anniversary of this highly enjoyable sentence appearing in the Times 🧵 www.thetimes.co.uk/article/shau...

ok i chuckled www.epicfurious.com

Slightly increase a band Two Directions

Remember to upgrade to LGBT+ next month so you can be gay without ads

I'm reminded of the Second Life rabbits that all starved to death because the license provider for the food subscription was shut down. www.rockpapershotgun.com/second-life-...

The only way I might accept a Ballroom is if the architect is a fan of The Iron Shroud. "The hydraulics will allow us to set the ballroom to a size optimal to the guests"

Your invitation has arrived.. We're thrilled to announce #The7thGuestRemake, launching later this year on PC, PS5, Xbox Series X|S & Nintendo Switch. The haunted mansion and its mysteries are about to open up ta a whole new generation. Wishlist NOW ⬇️ the7thguestremake.com

Tomorrow's Premium: OpenAI needs to raise or make $852bn through 2030 to pay for the compute costs associated with Stargate and other data centers. If it fails, Oracle dies, and destroys Larry Ellison's wealth. Here's $10 off annual. edzitronswheresyouredatghostio.outpost.pub/public/promo...

Very strong @lookitup.baby vibes from this photo posted on a Facebook page for MN wildlife and parks.

No way this came out 32 years ago www.youtube.com/watch?v=GhKM...

Post a pic of the venue where you saw your first concert and the band or artist

Fear is the mind-killer. Fear is the little-death that brings total obliteration. I will face my fear. I will permit it to pass over me and through me. And when it has gone past, I will turn the inner eye to see its path. Where the fear has gone there will be nothing. Only I will remain.

Oh FFS github

Hello BlueSky, this is Clem Fandango. Can you hear me?

As Heard On Radio Soulwax Pt2. came out twenty four years ago

"You can't hear an image." The image:

Marco Rubio exits, with commentary from One Man and his Dog.

Love that Corgi 🤣🐶

Was feeling melancholy, but then I dug up Theoden with an undercut from my vault of memes

Artemis II crew returning to Earth.

One day, "It" will happen, by which I mean sudden and unexpected news that you want to celebrate. In such cases, you will want the right outfit. 🧵

Thomas gets taken to a black ops site

Just missing them rapping about it afterwards www.youtube.com/watch?v=14WE...

Princess Anne continues to merge with the Christopher Walken meme

Oh ffs, do we need Margot Robbie in a bathtub again, to explain what's going to happen next?

Underground transgender mafia making the most of being invisible - before today, when it’s Trans Visibility Day.

youtu.be/L2UzKWC9CfY?... Oh My God

Happy Birthday Brendan Gleeson. "Thrasher Mag can kiss my ass" www.youtube.com/watch?v=vNQj...

Make sure to rotate your pronouns periodically, so that if your gender becomes compromised, attackers can only access it for a short period of time.

Watching Invincible and Slayer kicks in on the soundtrack

My interaction would likely be psspsspsspsspsspsspsspsAARGHMYFACE. Still totally worth it though.

Theater/opera person, here: this is likely due to "bleed," which is a phenomenon we're literally trained for. When acting (or in this case, role-playing) a character for a good while and there are intense situations (such as an RPG finale), the emotions of the character can literally become yours!

THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATER

"Billy this is War Thunder, an online military vehicle shooter with good graphics, wide ranging hardware compatibility and a massive userbase. Its defect is that said userbase's internal disagreements over technical details are a persistent threat to the operational security of most G-8 nations."

It’s Timothy Dalton’s 80th birthday! The most dark-hearted of the 007s. The most sinister villain of The Rocketeer and 1923. The best supermarket manager in Hot Fuzz. We talked about all his movies. It was one of my all-time favorite interviews. www.vanityfair.com/hollywood/st...

Fetterman is doing tremendous damage to the reputation of the Big Oaf community. Big Oafs did not ask for this kind of toxic representation. Now we must lumber back into the shadows, hiding under bridges wearing our most somber JNCO jean shorts, drowning in both our sorrows & voluminous denim

Awakenings (1990)

every British guy between the ages of 38 and 52 has intense, borderline troubling nostalgia for some insanely unplayable looking Amiga game called like “Bonky’s Quest”

Monday

Search your camera roll for 'Hell'

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