Bluesky.

Season 2 Episode 35 - Frame 510 out of 2739

unbelievable things are happening in glasgow cuisine

Looking at keyboards and found this beauty. Single big key you say? Full diagrams to print my own you say? My new 'deploy to prod' button. www.keychron.com/products/key...

Okay, this is quite outstanding from Bedford Council.

Got into the original, thanks to an Iron Maiden/Dhoom2 mashup :) www.youtube.com/watch?v=J2Bh...

@devononearth.bsky.social @killjamesbond.bsky.social Got you covered. #WagesOfFear #KillJamesBond!

lol this is gonna burst so fucking hard

sigh

<insert Stewart Lee UKIPs sketch here>

I remember Count Dante, but checking Wikipedia I was unaware of "The Dojo Wars" or indeed "dojo storms" outside of cool films.

My favorite artifact in the "you don't need AI to do art" discourse is, of course, screenwriter Dan O'Bannon's sketch of the facehugger to explain it to Giger.

Well I don't think that's fine 🤬

a little annoyed that 3d printer bfs [gender neutral] all over the country have been validated by the whistles. it's as if the revolution had suddenly needed all the weird cables they're holding onto. you know what i mean.

Find the answer by using the @kenwhite.bsky.social principle. Works with most things but it was literally made for this moment.

These guys know what's up. @mohoanimation.bsky.social

Greg Bovino was asked how he felt about his demotion today. "Well, obviously, I'm not happy", he replied. Someone in the crowd shouted back, "So which one are you?"

It's the Ship of Theseus but all the original parts are being used to build a second, crappier ship.

My niece in Dallas found this hysterical, and accurate:

Copy and paste the bunny and then put something else in his hand (\_/) (°-°) />💀< No! Naughty bunny!

Saw this and thought it was a metaphor. It was not a metaphor.

No wonder those cowardly Reform defectors are too scared to go to the polls. I just had my best by-election result yet. Against bloody Kit Harington! I am binevitable. #Industry

"I'm so unpredictable"

Rewatched the Equalizer trilogy at the weekend and when it got to the third, it really hit home how dogshit film colour grading has become. All sense of vibrancy removed. Flipping Mordor had better contrast.

The absolute accuracy of this.

British education in a nutshell

Oh god horrible memories of the conference I went to early in the days of crypto, when the guy on the panel with me was an American who just kept on saying "it's a nonce-generating machine", "every transaction has a nonce at both ends" etc and I had to keep a straight face.

"And we now have María on the line who would like to swap a Nobel Peace Prize for the presidency of Venezuela..."

Someone stabbed him in the back

"which printer did you send it to again?" "..." "..."

I do like the way that Wikipedia attributes the start of the Gulf War to the specific act of ordering pizza. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pentago...

If you're going to add oil, add lettuce, tomatoes and cucumbers for all the good that'll do. They'll be just as ineffective but you've got a nice salad.

I feel obliged to share this masterpiece from my brother:

The end of the film Wargames, with WOPR creating a series of increasingly large breasted anime AI girlfriends.

I was robbed in broad daylight when I went to London in December. I did report it, but the staff at the Palladium assured me that £5 for a bottle of sprite was competitive.

Okay, time to dust this one off and take it out of the meme vault. WATER ONLY WATER ONLY PUT WATER IN YOUR PRECIOUS AND IRREPLACEABLE HUMAN MEAT EYES #OnlyUseWaterForTearGas #ProtestAdvice

Word!

I love how 45 years on, the theme to ‘Chariots of Fire’ remains the audio cue to evoke running.

How did I miss the 40th anniversary of the Hacker Manifesto?

Having warm hands, attending zoom meetings and being very professional.

On a Ginger Wildheart trip. South Shields' finest. www.youtube.com/watch?v=6at_...

If you missed this question to Nigel Farage from The Critic's Rob Hutton – and it was over an hour into the press conference – then it was a particularly good one. The answer was... vague.