NEW: There’s a disaster unfolding in Alaska right now. And no major network is covering it. The remnants of Typhoon Halong battered western Alaska overnight. Homes, with people in them, have literally been swept into the Bering Strait. At least 20 are missing. No comment from any federal agency.

This is Portland. The cavalry has arrived.

WAR-TORN PORTLAND

ICE is thug trash.

This guy allies.

If anyone needs me I will be in the museum, lying down next to the bog bodies.

Every time someone makes me read something Peter Thiel said it’s like “Scrooge McDuck is Jesus Christ and Huey, Dewey, and Louie are Gabriel, Raphael, and Uriel and Daisy is Mary Magdalene and that’s why women voting has lowered American sperm count.”

Virgo: You are destined to become the best in your chosen profession, in a last person alive sort of way.

We Love ❤️ Our Amphibian Friends in Portland......

ICE GOONS, laughing and pepper spraying Pastor after shooting him in the face with pepper balls, proceeded to gas the crowd who were trying to protect him.

Srsly Dudes. Saturday is an opportunity to make MAGA Mike Johnson and Pals rethink their crappy life choices. Don’t miss it! www.nokings.org

Just voted YES on PROP 50!! Make sure to vote early! THIS IS WHAT DEMOCRACY LOOKS LIKE!

Baldwin: Our farmers are facing incredible headwinds. A lot of the fertilizer inputs come from Canada. Those have shot up because of tariffs. About a quarter of all farmers use the ACA for their health care coverage. This president is just contributing to the headwinds that our farmers are facing.

Bullshit.

Always a favorite.

A reminder that I have "Arkham" embedded in my name. (not that there's anything wrong with that...)

It's amazing to think that there was a time before social media when, if you were a gobshite, everybody ignored you. There was no way to make money saying stupid, provocative things because nobody wanted anything to do with you.

Chicago priest Fr. Larry Dowling describes procession to ICE facility: “No one had the courage to speak directly to us. No one from Homeland Security could stand in the presence of the Monstrance holding the Blessed Sacrament. No wonder. Evil is repelled, recoils in the presence of Christ.”

Someone in this house needs to stop ordering Instacart at every food craving and start eating down these freezers full of previous random food cravings. — Me to me

#Chicago restaurant and business owners: Please print, post, and share these door signs. Let Homan’s bounty hunters know they’re 𝘯𝘰𝘵 welcome to invade your establishment. NOTE: You have the right to refuse service to anyone carrying a weapon or creating a threatening atmosphere for your patrons.

Follow my Insta for more recipes.

Needs more inflatable frog costumes, TBH. Wonder if I can get one before No Kings II.

After spending 43 years in prison for a crime he didn't commit, evidence hidden by the prosecution reversed his conviction. Rather than finally enjoying freedom, ICE abducted him for deportation Depraved. www.miamiherald.com/news/local/i...

Okay, gang, it’s 1946 and Bette Davis has just finished A Stolen Life in the midst of moving to Glendale, so she’s understandingly tired and needs a good local restaurant and Donnelly’s fits the bill. She’s treating so what are we having? #TCMParty #VintageMenus

Also: if you work for ICE, even if you’re not one of the ones arresting citizens or tackling 15-year-olds or zip-tying kids together and segregating them by race, you’re part of the mechanism making it happen, and you should suffer long-term social and post-regime-change consequences.

The Supreme Court of the United States is not a legitimate body.

Robert De Niro: “Now we have a would-be king — King Donald the First. Fuck that. I’m Robert De Niro and I’m asking you to stand up and be counted in the nationwide No Kings protest on October 18th” 👉👉 nokings.org

This Qatari airbase on American soil thing has my full support! I like it because GOP Congresspeople have to pretend to support it on Sunday news programs and in upcoming elections.

Trader Joe's Exec1: we'll sell lots of really good stuff at good prices Exec2: that doesn't sound at all evil. We're a big company, we're supposed to be evil Founder1: we are going to have the most inadequate, cramped, badly designed parking lots in the fucking world Founder2: ok that works

Terribly sad news about one of the greats. Diane Keaton has died at 79. people.com/diane-keaton...

The Portland thing gives me some hope because we, as a society, glorify violence because our government IS violence. But the cycle of retaliation can never stop without some really intense problem solving and big picture work. To see de-escalation with frog suits, of all things.

Is it just me, or does it seem the press is actually and completely terrified to report about Donald Trump's physical and mental health the way it would have if anyone else were president?

A little moment in my newest James Gunn interview www.rollingstone.com/tv-movies/tv...

He was a good boy

Men of Bluesky: If you were in a woman's body for 24 hours, what would you do for the three minutes before you started playing with your tits?

Wow. Takes buckets of arrogance and stupidity to try to keep Lieutenant Colonel (ret.) Senator Tammy Duckworth from doing her job.

BREAKING: Sens. DURBIN, DUCKWORTH were just denied entrance to the Broadview ICE Facility in Illinois, unable to conduct constitutional role of oversight.

Srsly I am the same way about this year’s fantasy foobah league. The only reason my friends haven’t lost all respect for me is that I already bottomed out on the whole “Yankees Must Win the Series This Year!” fiasco.

One of the best defenses against totalitarianism is mockery.

If a pharmaceutical company could mass produce whatever compassion pills Marjorie Taylor Greene seems to have been taking lately, we could save the world

Start your weekend off right by watching a hillbilly make a swirly cake

Protesters getting cuffed should insist on calling the arresting officers “Daddy” just to make them feel weird as hell about the whole thing.

Why am I just finding out about this? 🌮

The organizers behind the No Kings Day of Action on October 18 -- the event Johnson called a "hate America rally" -- have this to say in response. "After a few moments of laughter, the No Kings coalition issued the following statement"