everyone knows the number one quality of rigorous, responsible journalism is waiting months and months to reveal urgently newsworthy information until it can cause the most harm in your personal vendettas

This is the type of hater energy that will fuel us in the years ahead.

Like every time they talk about masks or show cops in masks and I realize the show happened before COVID and before the current masked ICE/CBP shit it takes my breath away a bit and depresses me how circular history is

I’m re-watching the WATCHMEN series and it’s wild how it holds up after 6 years. Lightning in a bottle, a perfect, self-contained work.

Revenge of the Sith trades places with Solo but otherwise goddamn… Pritzker nailed it

When my brother and I were diagnosed with ADD in the 90s it was absolutely revelatory for my mom. She still talks about core memories from childhood that would have been obvious signs if the diagnosis had been extant back then.

I feel like a lot of us in the comedy world failed the world at large when we stayed silent despite knowing all about Cosby and Louis so let me say right now that Steve Martin has eaten one banjo a year for the last 25 years

I joked about having a home birth once to my physician sister and she very seriously told me she’d burn my house down before she let that happen

I’m sorry I simply could not look at this photo without hearing this song and I had to make it

[extreme wide shot of Zohran in a park in Queens] The Constitution of the United States makes it clear that I cannot run for president. [cut to tight close up] That's why we're going to ABOLISH it, and write a NEW one. [cut to Zohran in front of a UHaul full of pitchforks] But we need your help

Newest episode of Pluribus is so prescient it’s insane

Every English major reading this

He’s insane of course but if you take your bare feet out in an airport or on a plane you should be escorted off the plane and sent to a CIA Black Site

happy trans day of remembrance. you are beautifully and wonderfully made and I will never stop fighting for you. the world is better because you are in it

Checking in on MechaHitler

Nearly killed in a crosswalk by Lowly Worm doing 490 km/h in a Bugatti apple

Seems like the on-the-ground story of how Charlotte managed to chase them out so quickly would be well worth covering. That's what other potential target cities need to know. Also the damaging after-effects of even a short invasion.

I understand the knee-jerk “South is full of racists” and God knows no community is perfect but Charlotte is a lot more diverse than I think most people understand, and that diversity isn’t particularly fraught! Communities here are more inclined to work together than work against each other

Really nice stiff arm to scumbag former viewers from @wcnc-charlotte.bsky.social on TikTok. Local journalism in Charlotte has been doing a great job covering the attack on our community.

If Jordan Davis doesn’t get a TV job when he’s done playing football what are we even doing here

Pearson airport fucking sucks, top to bottom to the first time I’ve actually seen multiple rats running around a terminal

1) this isn’t in Charlotte, those fucking dorks are doing photo ops in Pineville 2) anyone want to go with me and yell at these fucks while also enjoying a delicious lunch at the food court

So… what the fuck do we think these are supposed to be? Please help, my children need wine

Happy partially muscled skeleton screaming before vanishing day to all those who celebrate.

There are cathedrals everywhere for those with eyes to see

I’m so fucking tired that when we were approaching Toronto I looked out the window and thought “oh neat, I wonder how they get the Canadian colors in lights” and it took me a solid 45 seconds to realize it was just traffic on the highway lol

Frankenstein (2025)

No love for Sister Act 😔

Trying to get ahead of that Joyce Carol Oates dunk

Joyce Carol Oates has inspired legions via @maiamindel.bsky.social

Every once in a while something makes me laugh so hard I absolutely cut off oxygen to my brain, this is now added to the list

Elon I heard Joy Carol Oates say she’s never seen you drink a thermometer. She’s saying you haven’t even ingested one temperature.

Happy There Is A Circulatory System Walking Through The Kitchen Day to all who celebrate.

Can I tell you about someone else whose followers included adult content creators

Take that L back to Allen Fieldhouse, Bill 😎

best ending of all time, let's be real

TFW you’re doing the Hitchens “women are bitches, amirite fellas?” routine but you have the charisma of a funeral home director who got caught masturbating in the parking lot of a Curves

RFK Jr's response to someone collapsing nearby him was to haul ass out of the room as quickly as possible

it has been a good long minute since I read America Magazine but JD Vance getting schooled in a Jesuit publication is the absolute sweetest plum www.americamagazine.org/faithinfocus...

No matter how hard people try to convince us having empathy is wrong, it is right. No matter how hard people try to convince us that diversity is a weakness, it is a strength. No matter how hard people try to convince us that love is limited, it is unlimited.

You have to survive. There are graves to piss on that haven't been dug yet.

IVDD has struck our home, prayers up for the troublemaking girlie - pictured here on a couch I no longer own, in a harness she chewed off out of spite, and in a spot she won’t be allowed to jump on ever again if she heals

Cheney died so he didn’t have to see a Muslim DSA mayor of NYC

Hoo boy gonna be a funny day on here!

Guys I fucked up, I have to be on camera in 30 minutes but I just finished the John Candy documentary and I am a hot mess 😭

I’m supposed to take my first flight in 7 years next week lol

Good morning, it’s time for me to apologize in advance for the next several months. Happy basketball season to all who celebrate unless you’re a Duke fan.

Has anyone done a podcast about how horny the music was in the ‘90s? I think there’s an argument to be made that it’s the horniest music decade of all time