Sometimes I think about all the novels I judged in years past as ham-fisted, lazy writing because they had some cartoonish billionaire character prone to constantly confessing their most sociopathic and diabolical plans for humanity oops my bad

Mahmoud is trying to just keep his family off the street

Who are these weirdos that turned off the tv when there was nothing on they wanted to watch??????

LOL many of us absolutely did not go do something else and instead sat around watching bad tv we were completely uninterested in, but that practice had its own different kind of charm.

Seriously thought before I read the Mayor’s post that the city was doing a throwback to the ‘84 Olympics

Nobody who joins ICE has ever had friends, enjoyed sex, or made another person happy in any way. They’re miserable bastards and they only want to spread their misery, to offload it. They will fail at this, too. Their misery will just get worse. I have scientific proof of this.

Hopefully this corruption ballroom never gets built. But if it does, first move after he leaves office screaming and shitting is: bulldoze it. No brick left standing! But if you’re less petty than me and want something more productive, maybe a refugee aid center + immigrant museum? LGBTQ disco?

This is my whole vibe.

Im here you fuckaas bitch

please president xi, delay the shutdown until after I'm able to get hernia surgery I need to broadcast analog NTSC TV

I hope the US government doesn't shut down soon. all my pirate TV station stuff isn't set up and I'm too ill to set it up. I'd hate to waste a period without the FCC, and not get to broadcast even one laserdisc film or rickroll

In a statement ICE claimed Arias-Mendoza had a number of previous arrests and entered the country illegally at some point. This journalist is not in the business of taking ICE at their word.

UPDATE: The man ICE violently arrested has been identified as Job Arias-Mendoza. Two weeks ago he published a video to his social media accounts of ICE handcuffing a man in front of a liquor store—it has more than 200,000 views on TikTok. streetcarsuburbs.news/arias-mendoz...

I don't know who needs to see this, but... autism is a disability because it limits our abilities... not because it removes them. Also, disability is not a bad word. It's a descriptive one.

Man, streaming video was a mistake. Look at these Blu-ray extras. We need to return, how do we get back to this

This is kind of the same thing as when Mac’s family are made United States citizens at the end of Mac & Me after they’ve been naked space aliens the entire time and they suddenly have church clothes

After a college student finally found a treatment that worked for his ulcerative colitis, UnitedHealthcare decided it wouldn’t pay for the costly drugs. His fight to get coverage exposed the insurer’s hidden procedures for rejecting claims. (Published Feb. 2023)

Like, this wasn't the 80's and 90's when it he was merely a rumored pedophile, those 20 or so years when people would just openly talk about it on Howard Stern every morning and on late night tv monologues and standup comedy acts and such. bsky.app/profile/pook...

lol I saw a person wearing one of my Furby shirts during The Armed’s set at Levitation Fest If that was you lol what’s up congrats

maybe next time, LOL

One calendar entry, dated December 6, 2014, reads: ‘Reminder: Elon Musk to island Dec. 6 (is this still happening?)’.

it's not about antisemitism. it never has been.

They had a show in the 90’s called Taz Mania where Taz had a family that dressed like humans which establishes that he wasn’t actually a wild animal but just sort of a weird naked guy

I needed to find an alternative travel booking site the other day and a friend recommended halalbooking.com

This bathroom! Did Scarface live here?!?

Lately I think about how organizing and rearranging my spaces by decluttering and keeping up habits from Marie Kondo; her lessons bettered my life. also I’ll never forget how some people absolutely got enraged about her philosophies later, like damn, what a reflection of fragile western egos 😭

I used to work with Raphi, the man who took this video. He posted it on Facebook and the reaction was universal horror, people asking why these men weren’t arrested, if they even worked for the government. Normies are disgusted by this shit. Remember that.

Should be fired & charged

Tennessee Gov. Bill Lee said National Guard troops will serve in support roles to local law enforcement and not be tasked with making arrests.

No helpful information here but it looks like JK Simmons has been cast as Gollum.

Just cuz they put his post on letterhead and called it an executive order doesn't mean they are suddenly overwhelmed with the funding and technical capacity to fulfill it

Israeli prime minister faces protests inside and outside UN General Assembly deepening Israel’s international isolation.

If anyone knows anything about this ICE agent, you can reach me on Signal at marisakabas.04

For nearly 5 decades, Sonia Manzano played the part of Maria on "Sesame Street." In 2021, she launched her own show called "Alma’s Way." It’s an animated kids series about Alma Rivera, a 6-year-old Puerto Rican girl living in the Bronx. Listen to the conversation now: buff.ly/2pikZl5

This has been pushed to the background, but pay attention: Right now, a stack of bills aimed at reining in AI companies and big tech sits on Gavin Newsom's desk in California. These are the bills Silicon Valley and the GOP tried to ban outright. Now they await Newsom's signature—or veto.

"...On Wednesday, the city of Philadelphia sued two major companies that use the How2Recycle label and other recycling symbols on their plastic bags: SC Johnson, which owns Ziploc, and Bimbo Bakeries USA, the country’s largest commercial baking company and the owner of brands such as Oroweat and […]

Cmon man

Fuck all fascist states www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...

I’m sick to the bottom of my heart. This is horrible.

I spy @bradlander.bsky.social at UN Headquarters today protesting Netanyahu

Respectfully disagree that this is THE worst movie we’ve ever done. That would be THINGS, endured in 2022. But - it’s way up there. And it’s a special kinda incoherent / annoying combo because of the soundtrack blaring unrelated music the entire time. Eyy I’m teachin’ the controversy over here!

Where did they get removed to?! JFC.

Dont want to start a discourse but ppl are fucking weird

The direction of major social media platforms today is that feeds entirely devoid of actual humans is a profitable and aspirational model for the future. Easier to deal with than people, too!