if you're lucky they might let you keep a shred of personhood. maybe just enough to fit a token. to get shown off on a tight leash

if polyamory only works in theory then why does the CIA keep on sabotaging my polycule

Mommy doesn't get it. Explain the joke. Explain the joke for Mommy.

no I can’t date men yet I don’t have boobs, okay well now I can’t until I have a vagina okay well now I absolutely have to wait until I get FFS, yeah but with these flared ribs? ribxcar is a necessity and not to mention this flat ass, what man wants that we gotta schedule a BBL

me when my girl takes off her pants

me when my girl takes her top off

I TOLD YOU ABOUT STAIRS BRO

they had to start doing this outside seattle raves #sad

declare moral bankruptcy

Reminder

TWO successful football hate watches today, Platner’s career is over, and Mitch McConnell is braindead

It's Kill The Person In Front Of You Day and I am asleep in a crop top on your kitchen counter with a little bit of muffin top happening

another secret free transfemme only show happening in Dublin tomorrow btw, ask a tgirl if you're interested!

haha I wonder where harsh noise is :3 artwork courtesy of @rosemarbles.bsky.social (workin on a new thing for #toxicyurivnjam)

tactics tabletop game about two neurodivergent lesbians navigating eye contact

7/11 🫣

arf!

in a bad place rn not mentally just

It's shot day somewhere. DO YOUR SHOT.

even more dykes

gone fishing

Hey Transbians, what level of brainworms are you presently on? The other day my friend asked me to put my cigarette out on her and audibly whimpered when I did and I refuse to discuss this with her because That Could Mean Anything, Maybe She’s Just Like That

what's with even the trannies writing "transwomen" everywhere these days. thought we had that simple thing figured out at least

Play for Germany

whole lotta dykes

there's been something in the air

90% of modern media criticism just sounds like this

rugpulling an #NGO for the mailing list

new flavour of catholic guilt just dropped: procrastinating on your novel

In honor of his apparent victory: @bradlander.bsky.social eats a hot dog on the Cyclone

girl who also likes being treated like a squishy little plushie that ends up smelling just like u bc u were too tired to take a shower before bed and u pulled me in really close a,,aandd,,,,

no! "positive gay representation" will kill patient! he needs doomed homoerotic violence to live.

woof !

got this cute new [top/bite mark/cup size/etc]. check it ou- no. i shouldn't. ugh. maybe later. no.

BAGGER: (spilling my groceries on the floor) Oh God. I'm so sorry. This isn't what I'm supposed to do. ME: How are you supposed to do it? MANAGER: She means she was gonna be a fox. In the woods and shit. But something happened and she got stuck. BAGGER: (crying) Got so stuck.

#jax #thatsjustregularjax

never waiting for the bus on mountjoy square again. this fucking creep just bit me in the ass !!!

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