They need to invent a kind of being 39 that doesn’t hurt all the time

Ah, the humble MILF. Once hunted to near extinction by hoards teenage boys, conservation efforts by local lesbian zoomers have seen them bounce back to nearly pre-American Pie levels

Maybe I was just an edgy teenager at the time, but I genuinely don’t remember everyone hedging their bets this bad on “well, obviously Saddam is bad, but that doesn’t mean we should just bomb his country” I seem to recall it being enough to just say “what the fuck? You should be in The Hague”

Everytime I see this post I start jumping up and down screaming me! me!! meeeeeeee!!!! And then EVERY. SINGLE. TIME I realise that this specific post was skeeted by Méabh. It’s never been literally anyone else. God damn it. One day.

Also, full mirror wall and playing drums with no bra is … not an angle I wanted to see myself from

“I’m not getting on stage and fuckin’ … screaming about my quadrupole flipper baby with no arms that just shits all the time, even more than a regular baby” RIP Dog Surgery, who split due to irreconcilable differences at our third rehearsal

Becoming a tall cymbals guy just to feel something

Spanish (?) lesbian just squeezed past me in the coffee shop and is now nonchalantly eating crisps with the widest manspread I’ve seen in a minute I’m gonna fukkin bark tbh

This is t4t

Fuck! I’ve been rumbled!

Can confirm

Gaeilgeoir Isaac Brock

chloe is a lot more talented than she ever gives herself credit for!

You do NOT want to read what’s he’s DMing Nora though

I am trying to pay attention to my beautiful girlfriend on this date but there are two yanks sat behind us and they’re talking about how to pronounce Saoirse and both of us are suppressing the urge to kill

from archives :: 04 2024-11-6 empath.

Smells like fluoxetine spirit

I’m really more of a lexamateur if I’m honest

Note to self: don’t make jokes to customers about selling feet pics

you say: portlaoise prison break i say:

I shan’t be watching the documentary, but just hit with a memory of Tyra firing a contestant coz YOU WILL NEVER MAKE IT WITH A TOOTH GAP! and then like, maybe 2 seasons later it was in fashion so she made a girl get unnecessary dental surgery just coz she thought it’d look cute

Porn has its own aesthetic concerns and constraints! You can make a chaste porn film! There’s a distinct voice in smutty writing you can mimic! Audio too!

In the past 3 months I have managed to single-handedly double the number of trans punk bands in Dublin. Hell yeah!

“Whom the State shares common threats to national security” Britain is the only country that has ever attacked Ireland. Pretty consistently too. Everyone else thinks we’re mad craic. ESPECIALLY the weird ones.

“The only thing I do in this band is find all the samples and turn Chloe’s ideas into full songs, I’m basically useless” Statements dreamed up by the utterly deranged. Don’t make me get the spray bottle.

What was your almost name? I considered Sadbh for a minute, just to fuck with Brits, before realising that’s an open door to Start Asking Questions and was gonna get old quick.

Garbage are a bunch of misc uncs from Wisconsin and a Straight Woman Gays Like from Edinburgh. Hardly downtown gay central. Their fourth single was called Queer and hit top 15 the year after Moloko formed. The lyrics and video make it VERY clear the word is being used inclusively.

Waiting on a train so I can go see a beautiful woman (band practise) and I am TOO STONED for this train to leave slightly later than stated HALP!

6 hours of rehearsals booked for tomorrow, across 2 separate bands, in two separate studios, the. The trans fem social, and then depending how I feel, an intro to Femdom event AKA, a lovely relaxing day off

“Oops, I accidentally set it to 2x speed and it sounds sick, could we just do it like that but on purpose?” (2x is 280bpm, and I managed to talk her down to a much more reasonable 210bpm)

Three words? Don’t. Judge. Me.

Imagining this in a Dublin accent

Reskeet to tell me I’m a good girl

So you’re telling me that this customer who can’t read the numbers of the pin pad and needs a cane to walk while I push their trolley for them is, in fact, totally safe and legal to drive home on their own? Hmm …

Sorry BBC2 commissioning, that’s just Hislop, you only like it coz he reminds you of your boarding school chums

Sin: “this demo is so cool, I’m gonna listen to it on the subwoofer” *sends me a photo of a speaker on a toilet* Sin: “the toilet is my subwoofer btw”

Hmm … geezer Richard E Grant calmly warns you off while pruning roses menacingly, and they keep cutting to his bloody hands that have been torn up by thorns? Damn, I was NOT expecting Thursday Murder Club to deliver a scene THIS hot

“THERE…. ARE… FORK… HADLES!”

This is the kind of peak 90s euro trash vibes that have me wondering when a historian is about to come on and announce that this was the performance that ended a brutal civil war in the aftermath of the collapse of the USSR

my new clothing company is dropping soon !!

As someone who spent some time with youth preachers and Bible camp, “Stay prayed up” is the dorkiest thing anyone has ever said.

The Troubles is a completely different flavour of Being At It though Sus Laws and Section 28 were both used to fuck with minorities, but worked completely differently. A Black lesbian would feel the weight of both in distinct ways that couldn’t be easily translated

Being fat and lazy is no longer doing it for me. They need to invent cooler sins.

ÜwÜ is my all trans femme 80’s metal tribute act, and there’s nothing you can do to stop me

“Next stop, Knockoon. Stad eile, Cnoc Ciúin”

Pride. The film itself is quite good, provided you don’t know anything about gays, the Welsh, the miners strike, the Troubles, the British union movement, left wing politics, AIDS or women But other than that it’s fine

My most Mao coded opinion is that everyone in Dublin should be forced to spend 6 months commuting on rural public transport every time they want to see a film, play or gig, eat at a restaurant, or just hang out with their friends

Save me big cup of break room coffee! You’re my only hope!

My Danish friend is very insistent that Blåhaj is pronounced correctly. So last night when I heard it pronounced the transsexual way my mind sincerely interpreted it as her going home to curl up in bed with a big block of hash Which would rule tbh