James Workshop continues to have the most perplexing morals in business

It is a very minor annoyance to me that every single example of a necessary Oxford Comma I’ve ever been shown could be fixed just as easily by reordering the list to reduce ambiguity in the first place.

*transgender Iggy Pop voice* “I am the passenger princess, and I ride and I ride and I ride”

My ex wrote a song to the theme of “you’re a mess but I love you so get your shit together” I thanked her for writing something so pretty about me, and told her Id cried several times while recording and mixing it “Oh, thats not about you, its about a girl I had a crush on in school” she replied

I’m doing my part in the fight against AI Art by spitballing increasingly niche dick jokes with my friend in the group chat so we can turn them into songs

God I need to kiss a beautiful woman. Just one. I think that would fix me.

Personally, I think more people should be talking to me about stuff, perhaps even things?

If you see a trans woman shoot someone just to watch them die, no you didn’t

This is the hardest line

In 1980, Tyne Tees' magazine show for teens, CHECK IT OUT, gave kids in the North-East of England the lowdown on nuclear war. And it's a delight from start to finish. Future 'The Tube/Top of the Pops' producer Chris Cowey there, with the perm and mussie.

Aussie Mandias look upon my works ye cunt and get fucked

The absolute worst version of this is Hounds Of Love by Kate Bush. The original version of Waking The Witch sounds absolutely hellish (to the point I thought my record was fucked at first) and the CD remasters just utterly defanged it

I hate that I understand this

I got so high I passed out on the toilet and used my face as a landing pad.

There is a horror to looking around my group of friends - who are disproportionately recovering from addictions, EDs, suicidal episodes and psychosis - and realising that AI would have gone through us like wildfire just 5 years ago Automating that little voice at the back of your head is TERRIFYING

This could be about ANYONE

Having to reassure my friend they didn’t come across as weird at a party and actually everyone thought they were nice, it’s just they arrived with a book of knots and pulled a knife in a room full of trans lesbians and everyone was vibrating like a dog who’s just been told not to chase a squirrel

A friend once texted me out of the blue to inform me that Yukio Mishima, unfortunately, absolutely justifies the hype

A little known fact about me is that a beautiful woman with a sharpie can quite easily convince me to do basically anything

Mark Knopfler Tom Morello Tony Iommi Isaac Brock Lar Kaye Marc Ribot Kele Okereke Jónsi Birgisson Andy Gill Thurston Moore I’m sorry I have boring white guy influences, I promise I’m interesting otherwise

The thing they don’t tell you about fucking your evil twin is first you have to approach your evil twin at a bar and then ask them out for evil dinner, which is a *nightmare*

“I've always wondered what it would feel like to be a ghost," said the boy "Can I tell you a secret?" said the forest. "I've always wondered what it would feel like to be haunted."

Like it used to be i was extremely self-aware of my transness cuz of micro aggression and constant transphobia but these days its like "omg im so hot and interesting what is a gorgeous tranny like me doing in these environs"

TERFs have always loved portraying Ireland as backwards. Burchill was hauled up on incitement to racial hatred for an article she wrote about Paddys Day in 2002. Their rejection of the 8th wasn’t REALLY about trans people, its coz we had the gall not to listen to Our Betters

The shop has been open for 20 minutes and I’ve already seen a woman crying

'We'd like you to join the Éire initiative.' NJCU (Neil Jordan Cinematic Universe) Dev is there, Interview with the Vampires are there, Crying Game lady is there, Breakfast on Pluto lady is there, Stephen Rea is there about 10 times, The Brave One is there, The Butcher Boy is there

You know that Miss Piggy and Bugs Bunny would have absolutely off the charts sexual chemistry

Masturbate to prevent atrophy? Damn I didn't know they gave a trophy for being chaste. Maybe we do have a biological advantage.

I'm obsessed with this Gregor Samsa necklace?! Please, he's just a bug. 🥺 He's just a giant bug freak. He just wants rotten food and no milk and someone to talk to him. He just wants to hang out in the living room.

poly terminology is irredeemably cringe. compare metamour, comet partner, polycule to mistress. scandal. torrid affair

bummer that “cocksucker” is an inherently homophobic insult because it’s got a really good (i turn and look directly at the camera) mouthfeel.

Hurting people is hard, most people can’t do it. The attrition rate for surgical students is 20-26%, and burnout among working surgeons is anywhere between 40-80%. People don’t join ICE coz they’re poor, they do it coz they’re cunts.

In like 2006 I worked with a guy studying computer science and his lecturers insisted he submit his work long hand. Like with a pen and paper. He said the theory was to force him to write good code from the offset, not waste his time debugging it later I wonder what he’s up to now

Being too proud to admit I didn’t know what I was doing, I vibed my dose and injected a months worth of estrogen at once, several weeks in a row Only realised my mistake when someone in the group chat was complaining about slow drawing needles and I was like “yeah, mine takes like 2 full minutes?”

Anal Bleaching would be a beautiful name for a hardcore band

Local mammies in your area absolutely gasping for a decent ride

siging up for Spin class…. But were you learn to be a spinster…

Gambid like to watch, chérie.

I'M SMOKING THAT SHIT YOU GET AT THE PET SHOP

Just struck with a sudden image of A Muppets Merry Christmas, Mr Lawrence Kermit is Colliers, Miss Piggy is Yonoi, Gonzo is Lawrence and Takeshi Kitano is the only human

Irish history is when you write about what beloved English icons were doing in their off time

Weeb Gerry Adam’s having very strong opinions on whether he’s dubbed or subbed by the BBC

I am presently bundled up in two coats and just walked past a girl wearing a short skirt and blatantly sitting bare assed on that marble planter and it took everything I had to not immediately turn into my mother

Turned the podcast to regular speed to record a drop for my friend and now they all sound drunk to me :(

Becoming a retvrn guy, but just for passing notes to your crush

dilf stands for dame i’d like to fumble

as my therapist always says, "hurt people. hurt people."

We should go back to watching porn on VHS, like god intended! When men were men and you had to close the curtains so the neighbours didn’t see you jerking it to Big Tit Bikini Babes vol 3 on the big TV in the living room. THATS how we solve the loneliness epidemic!

100,000 Ukrainian refugees immediately join the IRA. Next question please.