Sometimes when you’re in rehearsals your bandmates spend a solid 20-30 minutes explaining horse girl gambling games to you like that’s a normal thing to know about

Todays inscrutable bit: @gothgirl.bsky.social is singing all our songs in a perfect, DesertShore era Nico impression

This outfit is really making me want to invest in a ridiculously large hat

Back on them there apps. People really weren’t joking that it’s mostly made up of our friends. Managed to resist all but one of yis though. Gods I do have some attractive friends though

“In the future everyone loves and does art but they are incredibly bad” is lowkey an extremely hopeful utopian vision

God really knocked it out of the park when He invented women. Top tier decision all round.

Me, attempting to flirt with an Icelandic person: “So what’s the Icelandic equivalent of Cork then?” “There isn’t really one” “Oh …”

My headphones keep dying for no apparent reason and I am being SO BRAVE about it

VFW was probably the most morally repugnant I’ve seen, but Barbarians is the one I can remember making me maddest 3 short films about how sexualised violence is the bedrock of America and an ending that made it clear they were only interested in rape as a way to make the audience uncomfortable

Reform were founded in 2018. Controls On Immigration was one of Labours five promises for the 2015 election.

I have been back in work for less than 2 hours after my weeks holiday and I can already feel my mental health collapsing

“I can read Marge like a book” *cut to the saddest Marge has ever looked* “WHOO! It’s good news, isn’t it?”

kissing that girl who overthinks things 𝙢𝙬𝙬𝙪𝙖𝙝 right on the lips, no more thinking for you beautiful

Hey, it’s oomf! 🍺 👨👉

I mean, Waits has been incorporating bits of trip hop into his sound since … Mule Variations? He even did that one collab with NASA that one time. And it’s not like Massive Attack don’t have form with reviving left of center singers

I also feel like this

“Ringo doesn’t even give the best handjobs in the Beatles!” - @gothgirl.bsky.social

ive stopped caring how people read me but i do need baddies to know im single and into women

Some of y’all never got a approving nod from the record store clerk and it shows.

You know, I think @gothgirl.bsky.social might be onto something, cuddling really is the way of the future God I need a good cuddle. Maybe some light making out, a little butt touching. But mostly a cuddle. I’d murder for a cuddle right now

Classic American TV scifi: the future will be a post-scarcity utopia where every person will be motivated by the noblest goals imaginable Classic British TV scifi: the future will be an evil murderous dictatorship and the rebels will be, at best, marginally less evil. The show is for kids.

Hitting on women at kink events feels even more gauche than usual, for reasons I can’t quite explain (No doubt because of how Normal I am)

Sorry I never trusted JD Vance, even before the heel turn. He should have never played Michfest.

I’m on holiday this week and I’m going to have A Normal One if it fucking kills me

Hell yeah. Going to go down this rabbit hole today. There's some really good stuff here (if you had the same taste in music I did when I was in high school, so maybe not) archive.org/details/mysp...

It is a constant source of frustration to me that I will never be Beate Bartel

I was telling an English friend about how there are essentially two completely unrelated nationalist movements in Ireland, and the quickest way to tell them apart is to count the Palestinian flags And that weirdly, it’s the Traditionalist, RETVRN types who are the woke ones

The main rub on this story is whether you view music as art (in which case its important archival work) or business (in which case it’s theft) Photographers are probably the most acceptable face of this argument, even though it’s much the same impulse (at least in my experience)

why are you, as a liberal journalist, stepping foot in this place. dying to see some feminine cock, are ye

@itskateactually.bsky.social has just proposed what she considers an absolutely foolproof method of getting me a date Admittedly, it’s alarmingly close to the first 2/3rds of Audition, but like … statically speaking, that seems unlikely to happen twice, right?

"Boycott the world cup! Boycott the olympics! Have your government economically pressure ours! Isolate Amer-" just shoot him. just fucking shoot him, like. stop making it so abstract and complicated and just fucking shoot him.

Presently watching @gothgirl.bsky.social entering her horny lyrics mind palace after mentioning the word “tongue”

Also I’m pretty sure Sin is the only girl who has ever bought me flowers after I crashed out on the way to rehearsals this morning

Legit just wrote a banger by mistake Someone needs to book us at Electric Picnic

I’m gonna write SO MANY songs about rimming today

My Dad once told me the only time he ever saw my grandfather cry was during the Cuban Missile Crisis Hmm

Problem with dating a NY trans girl is sometimes she’ll mention a name so fucking diabolical you have to stop and be like, no, I’m sorry, you made that one up just to fuck with me And then she’ll pull up a profile and not only is it real they’re also the hottest person you’ve ever seen

'Maybe licking the boot of capital is the real punk rock. Maybe being a racist homophobic loser is the real punk rock. Maybe endorsing state violence is the real punk rock.' No, you fascistic ghoul. You will never be cool. Go listen to Eric Clapton. Alice Bag would have killed you with hammers.

Me and Sun are a pair of weirdo punks, you should book us for your weirdo punk gigs

They call my nipples m. Night shamalayn cause they love a good twist

The best part of being in Puddin specifically is that sometimes you get to spend a whole day looking for Marty Whelan samples

Reflections on Goatse as Digital Age Sheela-na-Gig

I do not use art as therapy! I use it to make myself significantly worse

I've said this before but it remains true. Working in an Off License on Holy Thursday used to be like the if the first 15 minutes of Saving Private Ryan was sponsored by Diageo.

A customer just told me “you’re a surly young man, someone wants to put some manners on you” Ma’am, I am 40 years old

Unethical non-monogamy but it's just Crash (1996)

@gothgirl.bsky.social, standing in the doorway holding a flask of tea and a packed lunch: shit, I’m the band mam aren’t I