These polyester slacks from 1973 had to be recalled after it was proved they would burst into flames at anything close to a fast walking pace.

Rowling, Forstater, Davies and your ilk; take a fucking bow you absolute dangers metro.co.uk/2023/05/25/i...

Bit warm out lads

Scientists have discovered a tiny blue octopus lurking beneath the waters near the Galápagos Islands. About the size of a golf ball, the newly identified deep-sea species was found nearly 1,800 meters below the surface during an expedition in the Pacific Ocean.

"Anthropic is the clean coal of AI. And clean coal doesn't exist" - Karen Hao speaking at Hay yesterday.

gambling ads

Well obviously, everyone knows it's Banbury.

UL-LLLLLAAA-- OW! HOT HOT HOT!!!! THE TRIPODS AREN'T BUILT FOR THIS!

📚 The book seller looks very friendly.

A livestream of a volcano in the Philippines captured a meteor crashing to Earth today. What are the odds? Mayon Volcano, Location: Albay, Luzon, Philippines

A lovely long weekend, but now we're back, like 'in black' by AC/DC,

It's got to be Bob Hall, he's the only one wearing a Bond villain polo neck jumper

Bob Ross’ paintings are ok, not bad, nor amazing What makes Bob Ross, the man, special, is his ability to inspire others to either create or enjoy the process of creation, and the sense of fulfillment that comes from the act of creation itself He is the Fred Rogers of Art: he believes in you

‘He’s tiny! It’s blue!’: Scientists find new deep-sea octopus

Live to the Scooby Gang for comment:

Off the hook. #grickledoodle #frogs #goose #terrorize #summer #cartoon #art #drawing #funny #humor

oooh one of my favourite films is getting a 4k release you say.........

Yet again I find myself doing the lords work.

If you want a lucrative career, there is no lazier, no-talent-needed route than 'tell rich, old conservatives you're persuading young people to become conservatives'. NB - you never actually need to persuade a single young person.

Repost with the Russian agent that spies on your posts.

Nigel Farage now at the "Don't question the £5 million quid but I may have been hacked by foreigners who revealed the information" stage.

A BIG BOY DID IT AND RAN AWAY

In which the TERFs argue that because Dax has had a male host they are now socialised male and must now be treated as male regardless of the nature of subsequent hosts.

If I’m not evolved enough to understand it, then why did they have to steal my writing to train it?

Everyone has probably seen this, but just incase

Oh so they’re now on the “It’s beyond your comprehension” stage can’t wait for the “we’ve got one that works perfectly but you don’t know it because it’s in a different Internet”.

Really love that Chuck Jones was so upset with the premise of Space Jam that it briefly turned him into a powerscaler

YOU’RE LISTENING TO SISYPHUS FM, THE HOME OF NON-STOP ROCK

Lost Late Night Horror Found Film is Fabulous! has collaborated with Darren Payne of ‘Dirt in the Gate Movies’ to preserve a missing episode of BBC television: Late Night Horror: No Such Thing As A Vampire (Broadcast: 19th April 1968)

It’s going great.

As a science fiction writer I really fucking resent tech bros for ruining the phrase "artificial intelligence." 80 years of it being all about cool androids and interesting computers destroyed by five years of "Spicy autocorrect making everything shittier for money." NEVER FORGIVE.

The World’s Biggest Cruise Liner.

I once got kicked out of a Depeche Mode after show party for eating Dave Gahan's Brie and Stilton. Apparently they were his personal cheeses.

Some terrible spelling mistakes there. They’ve spelled “continue to make the family money” completely incorrectly.

"non clinical staff" deciding if you're ok to go back to work after a miscarriage/mastectomy/severe epilepsy etc. Oh yeah this is gonna kill people.

Didn't know there was a new carry on film being made.

When I get a new follower

I remember someone I followed on the old place posting they had been challenged by someone at a toilet for the crime of being tall and wanting to use the loo. This will embolden a lot of petty, bigoted nasty people. We’re a fucking disgrace of a nation.

Captain Ed Hoken: “They’re not here for you Stephen, Weird-Al is hosting the show”

I don’t remember the Beatles releasing a song called “Pension Robbing Bastard’s Silver Hammer”?

Due process is ending after 250 years. The demise of the long-running pillar of democracy made our critic think of another thing: maybe the government should just kill everybody they don't like immediately and get it over with.

For a split second there I thought I'd wandered into an edition of The Day Today.

Saw this on a dull clown site that missed the glorious last line.