Areola Grande
@uhhhhhoksure.bsky.social
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One thing marriage has taught me is I make one hell of a husband
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Me, a person who loves coffee cake. Also me, a person who hates cinnamon rolls.
19 days ago
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*me, a autoimmune girlie* What’s your drug of choice? -Prednisone
23 days ago
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What if your favorite Hollywood actor was in the files what would you do?! Sean Astin would neverrrrrr
about 1 month ago
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Amish Super Model
about 2 months ago
BREAKING: Trump vows to invade Norway and take ALL of the Nobel Peace Prizes.
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derek guy
about 2 months ago
me paying $30 in gas to buy imported things that have been hit with tariffs bc joe rogan is learning about politics at age 58
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Sometimes I do be buying grillo pickles to eat all the garlic bits
2 months ago
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Surprise surprise I moved again and I’m back in the NE. We are getting another storm and everyone ran out for groceries and I ran out for New Haven pizza
2 months ago
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People who refuse to let ramp traffic merge - why are you in the right lane?
2 months ago
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Humor Satire Memes
3 months ago
On social media, you have to be funny all the time or nobody will love you, just like in real life.
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Does this place have dm rooms yet?
4 months ago
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I forgot this app existed. Hi!
4 months ago
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Honestly, these last few years have kicked my ass and I’ve been hanging on by a thread. The only thing getting me through is repeating “it’s not perfect but it’s better than before” repeatedly all day - every day.
5 months ago
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Nappy Dolemite
5 months ago
All I want out of science is a strawberry that's the size of an apple
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Is that a uncrustable in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?
5 months ago
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My kid asking for Mac and cheese every day. Me making Mac and cheese every day bc I also want Mac and cheese every day.
6 months ago
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The only thing I ever want is onigiri
6 months ago
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Jenn 🩷
6 months ago
💁♀️🩷💅
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Dr Sean Travers
6 months ago
When someone suggests Halloween is for kids
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Sometimes you just need to eat bread and butter pickles straight outta the jar
7 months ago
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Imagine hating me and I’m just over here cropping out my giant forehead in all my selfies
7 months ago
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I think laying in a puppy puddle would cure me
7 months ago
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Autism existed before Tylenol’s creation. I know crazy hard pill to swallow (all puns intended) thanks for coming to me Ted talk
7 months ago
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Nappy Dolemite
8 months ago
How am I supposed to diet when everything requires me to eat my feelings
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Fickle Filly
over 1 year ago
We’re all fucked. You’re not special.
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Xavier Horatio Xinicit 🎉
8 months ago
Cleaning the cat box like the world’s saddest archaeologist
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Viktor Winetrout
over 1 year ago
My wife & I tried role play but we kept fighting over who would be Mr. Bean
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Sam Whyte
8 months ago
The things I might've achieved if I hadn't been insane.
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Nappy Dolemite
8 months ago
The good news is that we'll never know the truth about anything ever again
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Cru
12 months ago
“Nice tits” thanks I got them from my dad
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Thoughts and prayers
8 months ago
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Kellalena
8 months ago
A haunted house, buts it’s a line of unexpected visitors knocking on your door.
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Destry B
8 months ago
Dean Cain made his entire career based on a character who was, in fact, an illegal alien.
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Robert Manchild
9 months ago
Renting out The Sphere for my friends and family during my colonoscopy.
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🏴☠️ Jollyrobber 🏴☠️
9 months ago
Scheduling weekly prostate exams just to feel something
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Pretty sure my morning coffee is why I am fat again
9 months ago
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I love watching non-Americans eat Hershey chocolate for the first time
9 months ago
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Jerry Chen
9 months ago
every morning
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Yea I’m an influencer. Influencing people to lick deez nutz
add a skeleton here at some point
9 months ago
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Oh man the bots are using AI generated big tiddy ladies lmao they are gonna get so many stupid men divorced. Love to see it.
9 months ago
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I don’t know why I keep getting fatter *dips Papa Johns pepperoni pizza in garlic butter sauce*
9 months ago
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🦋 Parilani Pie
9 months ago
if i were allergic to cats id kill myself
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Nicki Washington, Ph.D.
9 months ago
On this Chairteenth, we celebrate the good folks of Montgomery, especially our guy AquaMayne. Special shout out to the folks who, within 72 hours, recreated this in their apartment complex. A COMMUNITY!! 💀
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If my dreams were real my life would be so fucking cool
9 months ago
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'dro🐰
10 months ago
Gonna name my baby Imhotep
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What’s the best condiment and why is it mayonnaise?
10 months ago
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I’m coming to terms with the fact that I was never funny
10 months ago
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