‘Bear with me’ The bear with me:

Happy Easter

‘3 likes isn’t that much’ imagine the 3 Tilda Swintons from Suspiria praising you

When Daylight Savings steals an hour of your sleep

Had some dairy free cheese today or as I like to say a little homage to fromage

It evolved to pet multiple cats

Why shoes aren’t called outfoots is beyond me

When I’m cleaning my room and find all my cool stuff

You’ve heard of the elephant in the room now get ready for

How it feels to eat a toblerone

‘It’s spring you have to wear bright colours’ Me:

Meal prepping today ☘️

Me after 6 coffees and an aspirin

Appearing in the group chat after 6 months

When you choose the movie and everyone hates it

Me taking pictures of Backrooms like a concert

It’s February 14th better start getting ready for Halloween

‘Be careful the food is hot’ Me 5 seconds later:

Criminal Minds season 5

It’s my birthday so I’m staring at everyone like this

Families in horror movies will see this and think ‘let’s start a life here’

Another Robin Hood movie and they still haven’t cast the fox from Fleabag

Pennywise in IT: WELCOME TO DERRY

Watched a movie made in 2016 and I could see AND hear it

Donnie Darko was also ahead of its time because the guy’s haunted by a giant labubu

Basing a spinoff on the concept of ‘look at this cool rock I found’

Going to the grocery store on January 3rd

Nobody Easter stuff in stores on January 3rd:

The demogorgons in season 1 vs season 5

Grey’s Anatomy spinoff about vets called Hay’s Anatomy

When people ask how I spent the holidays

Bring Her Back (2025)

Please clap I haven’t bought myself a little treat all year

Cats when you won’t give them three dinners

Me saying ‘new year new me’ at midnight

Silent Night Deadly Night remake was fun do you think they’ll just release this movie again for the sequel

Another creepy tale from Perkins (who seems to make a movie every 6 months!) Every Perkins movie is different so it’s always exciting to go into a new one. Some really unique & startling imagery in this, & a powerful message about patriarchy’s exploitation of women #Spookcember

Big plans in the living room tonight for New Year’s Eve

Me all week because I genuinely don’t know

Nancy: ‘I don’t like the clash’ Jonathan: ‘I hate all your work and gave away your favourite sweater’

Not gonna lie I thought this was Saw

Cats when they see the Christmas tree

My family waking me from a food coma so I can begin eating again

Grandpa Joe the second Charlie wins the golden ticket

MINCE PIES TONIGHT

The dog when I bring out the Christmas food

Listening to the same song on a loop until I hate it

‘The Odyssey is historically inaccurate’ meanwhile this guy says hi

‘Don’t you guys ever get sick of each other?’ Us: