I can't stop looking at it.

The American Left should know by now that it doesn't matter what they say, or how much ground they concede.

Charlie Kirk will be their Horst Wessel and you best believe they're going to milk every drop out of his death. Also: release the Epstein files.

RT if you also wish ill upon JK Rowling.

This was the Metaverse of military parades.

gonna be sitting here singing "phallocentric" and "gynocentric" like in "greased lightning"

Watch: Elon’s about to “accidentally overdose” on Ketamine.

Put out your spuds.

PETER DUTTON HAS LOST HIS SEAT IN PARLIAMENT!! YESSS!! HE'S GONE, HE'S GONE. #AusVotes2025

this is art, thank you peter dutton

“Business in the front, party in the back” describes both my luxuriant mullet AND my money-laundering operation.

Search #econsky, then tap feeds, then tap the + to add it.

AS PROMISED:

Scoop: The databases powering DOGE.gov are insecure, and people outside the government have already pushed their own updates to the site to prove it: www.404media.co/anyone-can-p...

and like, we have idk 20-something years of internet culture to learn from at this point. absolute neutrality is like the trickle down economics of website culture, it's not a new idea anymore and we know it doesn't work and we know what happens when you do it anyway

Listening to @edzitron.com going off about the AI tulip craze, I think we can boil it down to this: any sufficiently advanced LLM is indistinguishable from AGI, at least to the rubes in the boardrooms.

@weratedogs.com is here! 15/10

lol georgia just made it easy as hell for anyone to cancel your voter registration and also they won't alert you, so again -- check your registration consistently leading up to the election.

I'm excited for the Last Ever Presidential Election! Also, I'm stocking up on non-perishables!

I am obliged to share this official decree from our President.

Fail better, fuckers!

Imagine if "sending you strength" were literal. You find out you have cancer, and tell your friend. They say this, and you become ever so slightly stronger. Cans are slightly easier to open. You post this online, 10,000 people say this to you. You can now hurl cars at cops.

If you see this, post a wolf.

Here's a fun game: Describe this image out loud, then read the alt text on it. Odds are, if you are a normal person, editing the alt text to be similar to your own out loud description would not be that hard.

Please stop referring to Telegram as an "encrypted app" that is somehow equivalent to Signal. All Signal messages are end-to-end encrypted by default. The only end-to-end encrypted messages on Telegram are one-to-one messages where you have specifically turned end-to-end encryption on.

Also Available: - Existential Bread - Bluesberry Pie - Ice Cream Sadwich - Tearamisu - Glum Pudding - Candied Despair - Broken Tart - Banana Dread

i have no idea what any of you are discoursing about and i can't even get my bank to loan me a fuck about whatever it is

Could everyone stop quoting the “hilarious” wrong answers given by google ai? It wasted a bottle of water to tell you that terrible joke, water is life, ai bullshit is death, what part of this is hard to understand

My favorite one yet.

Just FYI feminists existed in the 90s and we all thought it was fucked up that Jerry Seinfeld was dating a high school senior when he was 39

I love it. I love that he can't accept that This Is How People Choose To Be.

What's really missing on BlueSky is Neil deGrasse Tyson explaining to everyone how the beauty and majesty of the aurora borealis is actually just solar electromagetic bursts and you're dumb for finding it pretty; it's actually totally boring on a cosmic level; what are you stupid

ya'll know he only mentions Millie cuz she'll always be Eleven

not now sweetie, mommy's making brain worm jokes for the next 6 hours

I'm at the age where I appreciate a good handrail

Adulthood is about being able to eat cookies for breakfast, but not doing it because you already ate all the cookies.

“my god, there is nowhere to go.”

If we’re offering some grace to Bluesky, we could also offer it to people who are understandably upset at being dehumanized by bigoted scum on a new platform that got their hopes up. I mean I assume there’s that much grace to to around.

gonna repost some of the classics since it's pride month

Related: recognize that sometimes if you just let things play out a bit before running your mouth about them, they will resolve without you making a fool of yourself.

it's new, it's shiny, it's gonna be different this time.