i made oregano-infused pickled red onions and when mixing them into shredded pork roast i was hit with exactly the smell of cool ranch doritos did i touch the nape of god's hongus or

@kbash.bsky.social mr kmash i know this might be more than you want to do but can i pls request that when you include footage from another game in a video you label what game it is because sometimes those games also look fun too and searching for things now is impossible

@kbash.bsky.social just got around to the soul nomad video and remembered that I saw Soul Nomad and Phantom Brave on the shelf next to eachother as a teen and chose Phantom Brave, because it was bisexual colors in a japanese dialect but it was a really boring game what if i had gotten... t̵͕̣͍̞͍̥͉͔̽͆̽͋͆̈͑ͅͅh̶̛͕̟̘́̿̓̅̈́̓̌̔̊̄̇̐͝͝e̶̳͚̝̞̾͆̋̈̑̿̌̆̕ ̵̩̺͓̘̥̿͐̓̀̍̅̈́̈̾o̶̢̗̠͈̘̭͇̩̻̮͙̼̼̮̔͗͋͛͌ͅt̶̛̥̪̪͉̓̔̔̀̿͆̑̀͌̈́̃h̵̙̲̍͛͝ę̸̡̩͕̳̟̳͔̲͍̹̏̀̌̊́̚ṛ̸̮̳͔̓̿͆͋

i respond to emails immediately but if you text me it's better to just presume i died

@kaiserneko.bsky.social do you have an opinion on SWAT KATS: The Radical Squadron

remembering the time I forgot to flush after peeing at the hospital once and my nurse walked in and then cracked a smile and went "wow, someone likes beet juice huh" and I said "...what do you mean?" and her smile dropped like a third plane hit the towers and then i showed her my beetroot smoothie

by moonlight we ride my ribs cause pain in my siiiiiiide

@kbash.bsky.social wow really a video under 90 minutes what's next you're going to say you respect yourself and your time

nothing beats a jet 2 holiday

@nessguerrero.bsky.social i'm stuck in a basement sittin on a tricycle girl gettin on my nerves goin outta my mind i thought she was fine don't know if her body is hers

pickled onion pork bowl you are my only friend in this world that isn't a cat, my wife, or someone i probably hallucinated on the internet

fun fact: the average well-stuffed gyoza/potsticker is about the same volume of food as a mcdonalds chicken nugget, both literally and in how filling it is which means if you meet someone who can't eat 20 at once, and is happy with fewer than 6, that person is a cop

any book that is no longer in print is fair game i'm not paying money for an ebook

aight that temparin might've tasted shite but it held up through the night and i didn't even remember i ever had a fucked up tooth at all while eating breakfast so i apologize temparin temporary filling repair compound, i was not familiar with your game

this at-home temporary filling repair compound tastes fucking awful

ACAB officially now includes everyone who continues to play pokemon go it included you before, too, but against your knowledge

look guys i'm sorry to say that if you didn't think niantic was going to sell the obviously-for-profit data harvested from their obviously-for-provid-data-aggregation-game to the highest bidder(aka always a military contract), you're too pure for this world turn your fucking GPS shit off NOW

@kbash.bsky.social putting the radiata stories video in a jar

Dansa med oss Klappa era händer Gör som vi gör Ta några steg åt vänster Lyssna och lär Missa inte chansen Nu är vi här med

ain't nearly enough men samba danced a pickled egg into their partner's hands before and it shows

bro made pickled eggs and totally forgot he fuckin hates beets thankfully eggs are good enough to offset the gross dirt carbuncle flavor

fun fact if you find you've made a pork roast with no sides or idea what to do afterward, dump a can of black beans a can of rotel a can of corn and some salsa on it and stir it up and slap that bitch on rice meal planning is less fun than meal adaptation

made pickled eggs without spilling boiling hot beet juice/pickling liquid all over my kitchen, please clap

@kaiserneko.bsky.social I understand this is probably a stupid question but I'm a stupid person is the YYHA a one-off or are you guys doing a season or is it specifically doing the first episode of toonami shows what are the odds of candidate for goddess lmfao

@kbash.bsky.social how am i supposed to watch your new video when i'm too busy rewatching the radiata stories one for the 22nd time yes i counted

well it finally happened i was in a fugue state and grabbed apple cider vinegar instead of applejuice because the bottles are near identical and i saw the word apple fuck this gay earth

just got handed a new fob for my job as a hob-nobbing knob gobbling hob goblin and let me just say the battery in it was already dead and i had to use the maintenance access

clindamycin did 9/11 and i can prove it

i dislike antibiotics

I realized this month that while I have been finally replacing my worn-out/destroyed shirts and pants etc. I've had for a decade, I'm pretty much just... shopping for the sake of the eyes of the medical staff at my hospital. anyway that's why I now almost exclusively own godzilla shitpost clothes

on that serious "rotating nothing in my mind" aphantasia type ish rn fr fun fact if you focus hard enough on it you can hear the blood flowing to your teeth

made a pork bowl with 5 kinds of onion in it 6 if you count garlic nobody puts baby in a corner

@nessguerrero.bsky.social i just mashed up two custard-done fried eggs in my garlic and bacon white cheddar mac and cheese i think i have found the Ur Food

how many times milly bobby brown getting shouted out across these 3 albums someone with less self respect go check for me

Remember folks, on May 12th at 10:00 AM, on an island nine miles southwest of south city, 2 androids are going to appear don't warn yamcha

who in my follows has a distinct memory of the time their heart stopped and the icy feeling in their veins spreading as they literally began to die long shot probably but who knows

@niq.aeli.net okay so rah has no diabetic cats, what about you While I am a certified feline behavioral expert and former sanctuary operator, I have not ever had a cat with diabetes in my care(out of hundreds, which sounds great except my luck traded cancer rates for diabetes), and had questions

well I can almost rave dance my way through a full playlist again without stopping, and not be short of breath maybe cybergoth truly does not ever die if you're breathing you can move, lads

whoops almost died because I forgot I was allergic to agave nectar and I tried a protein bar that happened to contain an entire tablespoon of it

@rahaeli.bsky.social is one of your cats diabetic or am I misremembering

a politician that ran on drawing and quartering both the inventor of webp and the people who insist on trying to make it standard would be the first politician i swore actual fealty to and then i'd insist on performing the drawing and quartering myself a format nothing parses as a picture is bad

stumbled and broke a tooth in a way that will require dentistry time to go suffer the indignity of the least-scientific form of "medicine" practiced in america and probably come away with a life threatening infection because dentistry is the #1 cause of procedure-borne infection

alright, alive again no more sleep for 4 days minimum fuckin nervous system

lmao hypersomnia drove me into a fucking full blown withdrawal when I woke up and now my skin is literally vibrating as I wait for the meds to kick in this is why I aggressively hate sleep

vampire crawlers is far more addictive than vampire survivors was and that game stole 200 hours of my life goodbye earth it sucked being here

@unburntwitch.com cluster headache triggered as i passed a kidney stone can you come beat me to death with a sack of ferrets

second day eating a pork tenderloin and some rice, wife said it was a "depressing color palette", so i dumped some canned peas in evidently that made it worse whatever man i ain't a michelin chef all the time

y'all ever wrong hole some food and then while you're coughing you fall and wrong hole a piece of furniture's edge and then wrong hole some water in surprise and then wrong hole the hole the wrong wrhole the wrs whrwe the hwo wht wrong

our house has like 60 sewing kits strewn about it like spot-the-difference clues and i couldn't find a goddamned one of them the first time i've needed to whip stitch a seam in 20 years

massive turkey leg with animal crackers and goat cheese on the side call it jarl dinner