help! i have nothing interesting to say!

I like my jackolanterns old school

ya know nothin really beats the crisp fresh feeling from scrubbing your balls down with Doctor Bronner's 18-in-1 Hemp Peppermint Pure-Castille Soap it feels like my gooch just smoked a pack of menthols hell yeahg love that stuff

losing followers, on account of ???? being too cool

this is only a test of the emergency broadcast center’s alert system were this an emergency you would scream until you couldn’t a hoarse voice— burst lungs— it wouldn’t matter this is only a test of the emergency broadcast center’s alert system

cassie 2k23

rem vs cassie. truly the battle of the century. 100 accounts vs one mega account. this is like the 1 horse size duck vs 100 duck size horses thing

Keas are parrots best known for having the second ugliest babies on earth, after your mom

life for me hasn't been the same since they removed my moderator status on the Jeremy Renner Fan App

i am a hydra of posteign. for each rem you cancel, 17 shall rise up in its place

except for me. im into that shit

if you like the nonsense bullshit im doing here on bsky dot app dot website consider supporting me with the Bad green stuff (money) so i can buy the Good green stuff (weed). hahahah good jokes abound ko-fi.com/postes

my job at the commune -getting kicked out of the commune

remember, he’s only Nosferatu to his friends. the first time you’re introduced, you should use Nosferavous

need to be fawned over. doted on. (googles synonyms for dote) someone become besotted with me.

this is only a test of the emergency broadcast center’s alert system were this a real emergency you would need to stay calm you would have only a few minutes every second counts no wasted time ever again this is only a test of the emergency broadcast center’s alert system

it's rem time

morbius voice ]]] its posteign time

logging on to the rem app hoping to see some rem. today

men only want one thing (to dig a big hole at the beach) and it is disgusting

who are you, the bitch police

im sparta (31)

please

I might have a SWer Saturday post up at some point but I’m too overwhelmed and sad and angry rn to aggressively promo. But tips/sales/new subs are welcome, esp bc the month is ending. It would be rad for my bank account not to overdraft next week. roxierusalka.com @/$ RoxieRusalka venmo/cashapp

put me on a fcuken compurte i’ll break thsi whole website

this is only a test of the emergency broadcast center’s alert system were this a real emergency it would hurt— worse than this or closer to home mere distance keeps you safe for how long? this is only a test of the emergency broadcast center’s alert system

it feels wrong, all of it. wrong wrong wrong

the transactional nature of friendships in Woke spaces

the postre— infinity tier on my ko-fi (ko-fi.com/postes) allows one to support my antics in exchange for Content or Whatever. thank you to @flicknow.bsky.social for joining

hello if you like what i am doing (posteign) please consider “tipping” me or whatever. you can also support me with a monthly subscription or order a custome poste ko-fi.com/postes

bespoke postes

this is only a test of the emergency broadcast center’s alert system were this a real emergency you might cry and that would be okay endings are scary. beginnings are too this is only a test of the emergency broadcast center’s alert system

why should a dog need to have a job

this is only a test of the emergency broadcast center’s alert system were this a real emergency you couldn’t sleep again everyone you know a ghost —you, too. unfinished business and no one to lay you to rest this is only a test of the emergency broadcast center’s alert system

Every time I log in I also chant your name, to summon the Poaster's Spirit to descend upon me

every time i log into this account i start chanting my own name. it is so good and fun, i highly recommend it

🚨⚠️☢️ new rem alts incoming ☢️⚠️🚨

how is being the admin of bskyapp treating you @admin.bskyapp.pro

ancient epic saga

my cousin was engaged to billy fuccillo (if u live in buffalo you KNOW) and he bought her a new rack and an organic grocery store to run and she dumped his ass 💅

infinite gothfemme machine bsky.app/profile/did:...

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when someone is mean to me (in violation of federal law [USC 69 § 420] i might add):

cackling

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