if you follow me and your bio says "NO FEMALES PLEASE!! FEMALES WILL BE BLOCKED!! MEN ONLY!!" i am sending you straight to the bottom circle of hell

THEREFORE, I am now more urgently than ever seeking leads on work and safe, stable housing. Happy to relocate!

did like nine miles of walking yesterday and i am SORE

i think i left my cardigan in jersey :(

i love chicago. my opp's friend's ex wrote the play my friend acted in tonight

need to figure out how to hide my location from my parents because they will 100% get mad at me for being off campus as much as i plan to be

my fucking microwave doesn't work can a girl catch a single fucking break

good wretched morning

this dorm is built for people who sinned in a past life

so good to be back

guys the rapture isn't happening today. it already happened and this is hell.

one day soon we will all be together / until then, the terminal carries me through

she's taking regional rail and this time she WON'T have the cops called on her

no the fuck it does not

If new jersey was the only state with trans protections I would still hesitate to go to New Jersey

i don't have a recreational spreadsheeting problem

someone convince me not to text my ex

taco bell big cheez-it cuneiform tablet

i am once again asking if anyone i know in the chicagoland area has ferrets. or knows someone with ferrets. or knows someone who knows someone with ferrets. or

this website has become unusable and i don't know what to do about it. i'm hardly ever on here because i don't like my timeline, i don't like my account, i don't like the way things are. but i don't know how to fix it

bernadette banner has a wife???

forgive me, this is my first time living -

she makes my wordle no. 1540 wordle no. 1546

the self i was

what if we kissed and i was a plane and you were the north tower

call my e shot the second plane the way it makes my south tower fall

it's 9/11 and charlie kirk just got killed, surely this website will be totally normal today

charlie kirk, like all conservative men, couldn't help but shoot his load too quickly, and died on 9/10

Charlie Kirk died doing what he loved: being racist & advocating for mass shootings

a 9/11 eve miracle, one might say

i refuse to mourn someone who spent his life encouraging violence, celebrating suicide, and saying that some gun violence deaths are "unfortunately worth it". i refuse to mourn someone whose last words were debating my right to exist.

rest in piss

i am in a dark place right now (new jersey)

i like to think that i'm not overdramatic, but if you police my tone i'm gonna get upset.

i don't like to put sugar or milk in my tea but i love thai tea which, as i learned today, is literally just tea, sugar, and evaporated/condensed milk. how does this work. is it the food coloring? is it orientalism?

my wife. how i've missed her

realized i messed up my math and a distance i thought was a half mile was actually a mile, making today's walk closer to three miles total. i was wondering why i was so tired

for how much experience i have, i really have no clue what i'm doing

the virgin CTA one cross street station vs. the chad Metra three cross street station (55th-56th-57th)

why do some cta terminus stations include the name of the street they run along (harlem/lake, 54th/cermak, 95th/dan ryan) but some don't? ashland/63rd and cottage grove are both located on (or about) 63rd but only one mentions it

funny thing where in philadelphia, a lot of train stations straddle two parallel streets and are named accordingly (9th/10th & Locust, say, or York-Dauphin, or Tasker-Morris) whereas in chicago stations are named after a maximum of one cross street even when it straddles two.

i think this summer, for the first time, i can say that my face has changed since starting e. or maybe i just got older

i think the most baffling drink order to me is a vodka soda. "hello bartender i would like a water, extra spicy"

If anyone is able to help i could use some help with food again