anyway the main thing i've learned this week is: if a cop is in front of your vehicle, run that fucker over before you get shot

desky is dead, but i did get my 12yr old or whatever tablet sorta working.. ish

complete fucking brick i'ma kill myself now

fuck me computer has died

my head hurts so bad i just wanna die

t4t

no, absolutely not, you all should've been nicer to my trans homies

kill every cop

kill every cop

i think the usa can earn greenland by having their president fist-fight a polar bear

bumullous should be a real word it would be quite useful

dill pickle potato chips

see, whatcha do is sit on your hands til they go numb, then it feels like someone else is poasting it

sooooo uh... asking "why?"

please be aware that money will cause you severe psychic damage but do not worry, just send me all of your money and i will safely dispose of it for you

i bet 9/11 2 is gonna be fucking wild

idk why but it annoys me that 'cyclops' is singular

i dunno i briefly awoke with a desperate need to share and then immediately fell back asleep

cinnamon toast ranch

raisins are things

idk nuke the usa or whatever

i guess the trick is, just crime hard enough and it's no longer crime

bagel

fuck this i'm joining team kill everyone

Every american who expressed some sentiment along the lines of "russians have a duty to overthrow their government," the cards are on the table. Do the right thing

So is the whole world just beholden to Trump doing whatever he likes without consequence or is anyone gonna do something about it

look, he was running out of wars to singlehandedly end... and like, somebody has start them

i have an itchy knee

In this in-depth interview Billie Jean Sweeney — a former editor at The New York Times — details how the paper shifted towards openly promoting anti-trans hatred, why this was directed from the very top, how some staff pushed back and the immense damage done by the NYT legitimizing bigotry.

poops this year:

the coen bros' garfield

🥔

always keep at least one fingernail long for opening starbursts

anybody got any cocaine left?

welp

fuck my most used word is fuck

nah, deer chilli

idk soup maybe

i had to walk a block away and a block back and it's cold and snowy and blowy and there's ice under the snow i barely didn't fall thanks at least to my cane and the wind is all moving around so it was in my face both ways i need a nap

none of it is working any more

three

you can tell that i've worn this shirt twice cause there's two kindsa food spilled on it

waahhh nostril pimple boooooooooo!

y'ever.. y'know

best thing about chilli is that it makes your burps taste like chilli

oh fuck ya i love bbc big bowl o' chilli

it never ends

it's all pain all the way down

it smelty