til there's a "legal" us cup measurement, and a customary cup en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cup_(un...

happy marc-andre fleury day to all who celebrate 🌸 www.youtube.com/watch?v=mD4e...

today i start my plant guy arc 🌱

was looking up gwen stefani and it seems funny to write “identifies as roman catholic” instead of just “is roman catholic”, makes it seem like she identifies but is in bad standing with the church, like shes an antipope or something en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gwen_St...

deer. close

yes. YES.

dont listen to the haters - you can make risotto with long grain rice

finally got a chance to check out brother andres! been meaning to try them for awhile but i am never downtown anymore

coffee pouch?

not excited to wake up early for jury duty tomorrow. you're welcome for the free crime though 🫡

i dont mind a rainy day

gn www.youtube.com/watch?v=prkm...

cooking drunk with my laptop in th e ktichen and headphones plugged in. i am invincible this will never go wrong

happy 21st night of september to all who celebrate 🕺 www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gs06...

dammit just heard on the radio that i missed them perform in pittsburgh today

i still feel insecure about buying ultra soft toilet paper

pondering deer

went shopping for a houseplant and this place was playing in a silent way the entire time. i will be giving them all my money

i keep a dish towel on my shoulder while i do dishes, and sometimes i can sense its weight but not see it, and it feels like a little bird or creature perched keeping me company

A world in flowers.

Good morning ☀️ Today feels like a good day to spend heads down in Ennio Morricone's avant-garde and jazz recordings www.youtube.com/watch?v=0mpi...

If you happen to be in Fort Collins, CO, The Old Firehouse bookshop has signed copies of ROSE/HOUSE and both Teixcalaan books! (I love work travel sometimes, and finding new neat bookstores to, uh, ambush with a sharpie.)

this fawn is so tiny and prancing but im too far away for a good photo

It’s so funny how every study shows that ice cream is good for you but this makes scientists mad so they don’t talk about it web.archive.org/web/20240122...

“i should take friday off” *coworker somehow immediately schedules friday afternoon meeting* “ah well nevertheless”

idk why i started eating chia seeds. pretty sure i was psyoped into putting bird food in my oatmeal

i bought some california peaches because they were on sale and im sorry these are not peaches

inside you there are two septembers www.youtube.com/watch?v=otPz... www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gs06...

gm and happy caturday youtu.be/RZq3_mASEbo

pro tip: you can finger your egg shells to get that list bit of whites out

sometimes i worry life is gonna pass me by before i get the opportunity to get a phone call from someone im meeting up with and answer in my best Tom DeLonge voice "WHERE ARE YOU"

i forgot to post this earlier. it looked like there was a pretty bouquet fixed to the top of this structure, like something wearing flowers in their hair. but there was just a tree propped up against the other side

*me considering buying a houseplant* “hm im not sure if im ready to make that kind of commitment in my life yet”

lofi bleats to shear sheep to.

just had a nice bowl of oatmeal with bananas and it tasted like warm, fresh baked banana bread that was pre-chewed for you 😌

every letter and form i get for jury duty ends with "thank you for your cooperation". love to feel the threat of force on every step

updated, should work for mississippi block as well

back in my day you didn't need all this age verification stuff. sites had "you must be 18+ to enter" prompts and we all answered honestly

humming is cool. it's endearing to know someone has a song in their heart at that moment

i like this placeholder text for the keik.org post composer

*frustrated with a self portrait * DESPITE ALL MY RAGE I AM STILL JUST A SPLAT ON THE PAGE

i tried to move a pitcher of water in the fridge with my foot and it fell and spilled everywhere. impossible to have foreseen

idk why i instinctively portion the best servings for leftovers. its like im being polite and courteous to future me

a reminder that this tool exists cleanfollow-bsky.pages.dev

ikea reminding you to stop being sad and alone

who up macerating their berries?

the milk in my fridge is starting to separate but i think it smells ok? if you dont hear from me again just know i died doing what i love - eating oatmeal

so close to perfection 😮‍💨

always thinking about this