🚨 GK GOAL AT THE DEATH 🚨 Luka Gavran rescues a point for Toronto!

Michigan may end up with a quarter of a million in the charity bowl lol

My recurring #CharitibundiBowl donation for the year is a simple one to spite a truly loathsome CFB figure and sitting senator. I hate him so much I accidentally added an extra B to his name

I’m gonna need help, y’all

In honor of the Texas Tech defense for our Big 12 title: 41 sacks + 301 sack yards = $342 + fees. This amount is also larger than the Texas A&M aggregate total at the time of donation

lucifer:

I have just learned this evening that Houston had a hockey team prior to the Aeros called the Apollos and I am obsessed with the logo and sweater. When we get a team again they should be the Apollos

Look at this cool-ass cat

WHATS UP YOU WET MOTHERFUCKERS

I love watching Avery on the ball so much

Naomi Girma I love you

it’s really sad and confusing to watch the fandom attempt to make The Pitt into something more complicated than what it is and what it, in fact, needs to be: a simple way for Noah Wyle to deliver to me secret messages containing the instructions for my missions

Locking eyes with God as I take a deep pull of a Veltini and dare him to do what he should have already done

you have conjured one of my favorite tweets

What if, instead, they just suffered for eternity

this is the backroom for the backrooms

Losing my mind reading comments on the USWNT losing a friendly against one of the best teams in the world with a young lineup expressly put together to get themexperience and you know what? That’s on me, I am not practicing self care

I’m biased but I think Avery has looked pretty great tonight and deserves a place on this roster

Can’t mute the word Geese just in case I miss out on goose news, which is relevant to me

same!

I see that people still can’t be normal about the cute Pacers couple

“We were talking about the academic rigor of a liberal arts education, and essentially how it can be updated for the current economic status and job market." A perfect @tomdierberger.bsky.social interview www.si.com/nba/pacers/v...

Slabs on display at the 5k. I love Houston so much

I thought the slogan for this year was pretty nonsensical, but I finally get it. The Astros are so bad that they won’t even be contending for the wild card, so they will indeed be Chasing the Fight

Hell ya.

In honor of Artemis II, we’re playing For All Mankind

do you want "Catholicism but american" we invented that, it's called Episcopalianism and it's even more woke. all the priests are lesbians. good luck

All of the Hurricane stuff in Thrash is making me so mad that I may not even make it to the sharks

I’ve chosen an excellent time to be enthralled by Starfield

Wow that's crazy

didn't think i was into asmr until nasa started broadcasting women in headsets talking about space exploration

This book kicked ass, highly recommend!

Nick Suzuki I love you so much

Put some respect on Kiki Van Zanten 😤🤘 KVZ is your @nwslsoccer.com Player of the Week! 🗞️ bit.ly/41XPjTT

Beans in chili

I used to think my space advocacy was a factor of growing up in Houston as I was surprised by seeing pushback against space travel from places on the left but I can safely say no they’re wrong, we need to be doing these things and it’s not at the sacrifice of other social goods

LET’S GOOOOOOOOO

it's true, they let me write about fallout new vegas, fuck it

oh my god oh my god oh my god www.nasa.gov/image-detail... www.nasa.gov/image-detail... www.nasa.gov/image-detail...

I don’t know if someone rolled in with a Crix Madine action figure on a bandolier I think I’d want to talk to them

Barry's moon blogs have been so good, and this is the best of those. Really excellent stuff here: defector.com/artemis-moon...

Armageddon is terrible, but our only other option was diversity trainings at work.

Somebody write about Watertown so I don’t have to youtu.be/dLviHV0nV2Q?...

Baking one of my dad‘s favorite cakes from a very East Texas great aunt and the recipe is written like a GBBO technical challenge

doing a “husband’s run” (early morning grocery run for a missing breakfast item, because i get to wander the store and get whatever else i want) but committing the “husband’s folly” (forgetting the one item i was asked to get, eggs)

If anything needs to be remastered it’s every single second a camera was pointed at Jiminy Glick

Watching live Artemis coverage and I gotta say it’s fucked up that they make the astronauts wear khakis in space

It’s clear that it was a conspiracy by the league as they are afraid the Dash are too powerful. And they’re right. #DTFO