lolllll

We decided this guy looked like Adam Scott but the Backrooms version where you tried to draw him from memory

Jesus lol

I’m gonna buy some shoes about it. Maybe 2 pairs I don’t know

Alright we have the Wondo. Are we calling that one the Freese Frame?

A lot of whining from Belgium when the entire match is apparently going to take place on the opposite third of the pitch for Flo’s effectiveness

lotta bot traffic and even more dipshits snarling up the timeline today. dig deep, remember your training. block and keep it moving. we keep to the old (2023) ways here.

a lot of people are like how can you root for the USMNT, buddy i'm an astros fan this shit does not phase me

They’re packing up some of the World Cup watch party setups in the towers in downtown and I’ve gotta say it’s a big bummer! Houston has been so much fun the past few weeks

Getting heart rate alerts and I don’t even like either of these teams

Boy they love yelling slurs very loudly

I think the stutter steps should be a card, they are so miserable

jesus christ lol

Jude Bellingham playing out of his damn mind just incredible

this is the official scooby doo account

Viagra has to cut a promo off this right

I am an advanced hater and have no problem seeing either of these teams lose. I am an omni-directional hater.

Blessings to the person who referred to Haaland as “Norwegian megafauna”.

Balo Back, HEB clowning on the English, and Alexi Lalas being quietly relegated to the Phantom Zone. Charmed times

Vete al infierno, Inglaterra

fireworks outside the visiting team hotel all night.... unprecedented, suspicious administrative ruling undoing a suspension ... sorry world you're on CONCACAF turf now, these concacolors don't run baby

I have such an expertly curated algorithm that I'm seeing posts from Mexican street food restaurants in the US and this is how they're advertising the game tomorrow night. "Good vibes"

Somebody needs to check the Geneva Convention I’m not sure this pre-game salute to america is ok

Spending the 4th as is my custom: digging up Thomas Jefferson and playing his rib cage like a xylophone

Thank god for Jane Campbell

Like what are we doing here back line

Hey so I would probably try to keep track of where Trinity Rodman is but that’s just my opinion my humble opinion

CABO VERDE

GOAL WITH A NUTMEG ASSIST!!!!!

Whelp there is today’s healthy cry sorted

YOOOO KEVIN DURAND IS IN READY OR NOT 2????0

Emma do you like Tex Mex

Breaking my World Cup trance tomorrow with the only known remed: Watching the Houston Dash be the Houston Dash

Yeah.

She’s right to say it

if you’re from the united states you should be dressing in a hair shirt. if you have children you should be locking them in a dark room from birth to avoid any latent national pride. your women should walk the earth in chains and your men should bury themselves in a refuse. I’m a normal guy btw

the English may not leave this match alive

Cody Campbell make yourself useful for once

"this is a trappist ale brewed by monks using a thousand year old recipe." Cool, brah. This is 27 Pabst Blue Ribbons.

Feels like we’re dangerously close to Poch managing a match barefoot

TONY STARK WAS ABLE TO BUILD THIS IN A CAVE, WITH A BUNCH OF SCRAPS

When you get a goal down a player I think you should get the player back. Like in Galaga when a ship gets abducted

“Kathryn Newton Shark Movie” may be the most beautiful sequence of 4 words that I’ve ever seen

This interview in Vanity Fair came out in 2010, and this exchange from it has lived rent-free in my head ever since.