Mijn poké ball is onderweg 🙌🏼

Immunotherapie is officiëel klaar 🥳

Jorrit (33) uit Leeuwarden plaatste berichten over Charlie Kirk en werd wekenlang bedreigd. ‘Domste beslissing ooit’

Letterlijk élke zin waarin de NOS Israël en Palestijnen samen noemt, is in de passieve vorm geschreven. Indrukwekkend. 🙄

Carved in the likeness of the One True God, it was blessed with a mouth to give blessings to the people

society: what happened to all the hard drives? sam altman with a suspiciously hard drive shaped stomach:

Olympic highlight in this house.

Lente pls red mij 😭

Very important Olympic update

What is the WORDSPOTTER'S GUIDE??? well, it's like a birdwatching guide, but for words! it's got loads of: -etymologies -fun facts -history (including medieval history!!) -mythology -folklore -diagrams and illustrations by me!!!

I'VE HAD TO KEEP THIS QUIET FOR SO LONG BUT NOW THE CAT CAN FINALLY ESCAPE THE BAG I wrote another book!! and it's coming out this November! it's a little like a birdwatching guide, except it's a word watching guide! i poured my heart into it!! you can even pre-order it now!! link in biooo ahhh

Be better. There are dozens of them.

Who's up for an official U.S. government video showing RFK Jr. working out with Kid Rock and doing a cold water plunge in jeans

Me whenever I have to communicate with other human beings #anxiety

How I look vs How I look in selfies in candid photos

Take 35 points of psychic damage

He was a sk8er boi, she said see you later boy

Een verkeerd signaal. Het bevestigt vooroordelen & voedt de angst juist. Onderzoek laat zien: rekening houdend met leeftijd & geslacht, worden asielzoekers gemiddeld genomen minder vaak verdacht van een misdrijf dan NL'ers. En: de kans om slachtoffer te worden is in gemeenten met een AZC niet groter

IT'S YEAR OF THE HORSE BAYBEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Happy 12-year anniversary to my favourite broadcast subtitle mistake And a happy year of the whores to you all

Incredible commentary from this Swiss announcer, who accurately characterizes the Israeli team as "Self-defined zionist to the core...who posted several messages in favour of the genocide in Gaza...calling it ‘the most morally just war in history.’” Solidarity to a real one.

this is me every morning

There’s going to be Covid style shortages of cars, TVs and even washing machines and fridges, then job losses because assembly lines can’t source solid state memory, just so the stupidest person you know can state with 100% confidence a chatbot confirmed dinosaurs coexisted with humans.

I always assumed if a normal person tried this they would die Maybe Flav is built different lol

What could go wrong using AI to help stage a few listing photos?

Je ziet een roofvogel vliegen en het lukt je nog net om te zien dat het geen buizerd is. Is het een havik? Een sperwer? Ze zijn snel en ook nog eens lastig uit elkaar te halen. Collega Gert Ottens helpt je op weg met de verschillen tussen de havik en sperwer 👌

Get your champagne chilling folks… 🤣

Go girl give us nothing

Franzi Schimmer captured this Grizzly bear in Brooks Falls, Alaska just floating along, tippy-tapping down the river, browsing the salmon. Prior to hibernation, up to 40% of a bear's body mass is fat, which is less dense than water (~0.9 g/cm^2), so the murder-monster is also a floaty-boaty.

Oh god forbid a woman have hobbies

Valentine's Day is just a holiday cooked up by Big Bow And Arrow to sell weaponry to babies

Same, Lady Gaga. Same.

Vega Valentijns Vissticks

added olympics music

Ik heb last van de pezen in mijn doomscrollhand 😭

Always nice when Swarovski try to make themselves cool again. Because then a whole new generation get to learn they were S-Tier Nazis in the 30s/40s. "Enthusiastic funders/organizers even when the party was still banned" level. "So bad they supressed their own commissioned official history" level

Me at 20: I’ll have it all figured out by the time I’m 40. Me at 40: wtf do you mean they rearranged the grocery store

Fijne valemtijms 🖤

It was believed in medieval times that hedgehogs had spikes so they could roll over fruit to carry home to their children, which is not true but is a really cute idea

Er zijn geen woorden voor deze gruwel, deze systematische barbaarsheid. Gaza als proeftuin. Als experiment. En niemand die zich hoeft te verantwoorden. Woestmakend.

CW school shooting, transfobie, transhaat

we live in the ruins of a greater civilization

that’s it, i’ve finally taken my best photo of all time 😅 (this chubster is an unapologetic beggar so don’t feel bad for him) 🧪🌍 #bird #birb

Rosanne Hertzberger dropt weer een column

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