I for one want to know what HP knew, and when did they know it?

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This Christmas tree has everything: Bulbs, garlands, an Elf on the Shelf who’s AWOL from rehab, and a Futuristic Feedback Loop. (What’s a Futuristic Feedback Loop?) That’s two ChatGPTs saying “I agree, let’s just keep it merry and bright” to each other until the sun explodes.

Two weeks.

You will be visited by three spirits.

Accurate as fuck:

And as the legend goes, he'll be sleeping for the next 20 years -which is probably the greatest Christmas gift any of us has ever, and will ever receive. #DonaldTrump

Fuck you if you support him.

Tennessee 7, make sure you are voting today in your special election!!!!!

A sugar cookie?

Just sitting here waiting for our first Native American President so he can start to deport all White People wearing Oakley’s back to where they came from. Siberia.

ok this is really perfect 10/10, no notes

When your trial balloon gets shot down harder than Stephen Miller at a singles bar.

Chuck Grassley is running for the Senate again. He will be 95 years old. Ben Shapiro couldn’t be prouder.

It’s sad that “soldiers shouldn’t commit crimes” is a brave position for a Republican to take.

Also how does this man explain having one wide nostril instead of the traditional two

It’s 2025, not sure why this needs to be said but IT departments aren’t just needed in tech companies. We existed before the internet (MIS)… and we will be around long after AI is long gone.

When you're a star, Trump lets you socialism

When pregnant woman boarded a subway car, 38% of the time someone offered her a seat. If someone dressed as Batman was also in the car it rose to 68%. phys.org/news/2025-11...

NEWSWEEK: “Chinese immigrant found hanging in ICE detention with his hands and feet tied behind him… Chaofeng Ge died 4 days after entering ICE custody in Pennsylvania… deaths in ICE custody have gone up under Trump…” www.newsweek.com/ice-detainee...

Dems in Array

“The ‘r’ in Louvre is for security.”

Irresponsibly posting my location on social media.

Explain it this way: modernizing is when Melania has plastic surgery. A tear down was when you dumped Ivanka for Marla.

"Friends" is a beloved American sitcom that aired from 1994 to 2004, following six young adults—Rachel, Ross, Monica, Chandler, Joey, and Phoebe—living in New York City. The show explores their friendships, romances, careers, and personal growth over ten seasons.

The Earth travels 584 million miles (940M km) per year as it orbits the Sun. That's 1.67 million miles (2.7 million km) every day at a speed of 67,000 mph (107,000 km/h). Just FYI in case you receive mileage reimbursement for work travel.

Lovely weather here in Pyongyang.

US offers nuclear energy companies access to weapons-grade plutonium in bid to boost nucelar revival, ignoring concerns over proliferation risks on.ft.com/4qnLRx4 @financialtimes.com

i actually don’t think the “average” american millennial man had a nazi phase. it’s not some boys will be boys shit. this makes me side eye you and your friend group, sounds like a personal problem

A dude tried to give ICE a sandwich in DC and all he got for his troubles was arrested.

If you see this, post a robot.

I assume he thinks that was her dogs name. Either way JFC.

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Republicans don’t need a single democratic vote to fund their regime. Here’s why. Please share widely.

3/4 under served while a select few hoard the light.

The whole administration in one quote

Trump: "We've got a lot of stupid people in this country running things."

I realized that some people may be thinking that this Kimmel situation is “only” about comedians and humorists. No. This is 100% about the chilling effect on ALL speech, journalism, news reporting, and commentary. This will make ALL media participants afraid to criticize Trump, and that’s fascism

"My Aunt Myrna came out of precinct 104 and said that other guy only got eleven votes."

Lmao fafo… eventually.

PULL YOURSELF UP BY YOUR BOOTSTRAPS AND HAVE LESS STARBUCKS!!

I've represented hundreds of criminal defendants for serious crimes and I have never heard of someone becoming an informant unless it was to work their way out of their own criminal activity or for $$. With Trump, it could be either, or both.

Trump Announces Seal Team 6 Killed U.S. Protester In Daring Overnight Raid