The only Trump renaming that makes sense.

I approach a table of Black guys eating lunch. I lift up my under armour shirt Exposing my big bright white belly. “I don’t have to apologize for this anymore.” They trade glances & one whispers that he’ll pray for me. I walk away victorious

JD tops so many lists of what's wrong - what's wrong with America, religion, men ... If something is wrong, JD is a textbook example

legitimately love this guy.

Neither is herpes, but I’ll keep doing my work without either.

i cannot escape the sense that what these people are fundamentally opposed to is political leadership

I've surveyed the political scene and in my expert judgment the voters hunger for candidates who are sniveling little weasels who don't believe in anything

why did they redact this

I love working at the Department of Justice and participating in a conspiracy to cover up the demented 80 year old president's sex crimes. I spend 18 hours a day redacting documents and there's a putrid husk where my soul used to be

From this point on, I'm forced to assume that every elected politician who does not immediately call for Trump's impeachment is in the Epstein files. Sorry. Just cutting the Gordian knot here, as one does during societal collapse.

I guess Epstein isn’t in the Epstein files.

Americans in our heads: Fuck you i won't do what you tell me Americans IRL: yes boss

“GO COOL OFF, SANTA. Sorry about that. You want some coffee? Yeah? Here you go. Look, if it was up to me I’d tell everyone you were a child of God, created in His image, but my partner is nuts”

So systemic discrimination DOES exist! But white guys are the victims of it! The most intellectually, politically, and culturally lazy cohort in modern history - white guys of mediocre intellect, creativity, & personality who can only ape the theories, language, laws, & struggle of Black people.

Do you see how fucking easy it is to do the right thing?? Looking at you @gallego.senate.gov

This explains why so many Republican men are going without

Do the 25th Amendment and impeachment cancel each other out??

Simpler times

Dems who are willing to throw communities under the bus, including trans communities, we see you. I won’t forget come election time.

incredible that the oldest scam in the book — “look away from the greed and poor leadership that destroy your chance to make a career, it is the [blanks] that stole your job!” — still works

my latest is on the odd confluence of unitary executive theory with a president who is mostly AWOL from the business of governance (gift link)

Funny (not funny) thing is that Trump first gained power because the GWB administration made a war out of thin air. Criticizing the Iraq war was largely how he separated himself from the other 2016 GOP presidential candidates. If only he was able to remember this.

The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing America that The Jungle was about the meat-packing industry

Gavin Newsom is Mitt Romney for the Democrats, a department store mannequin who will lose in a general election

Maybe the main thing that gets me; trans people are such a tiny minority that if the 1st through say, 15th things you think/say/(God forbid post) about them aren’t variations on “How can I help them out?” you are genuinely going out of your way to be weird and mean.

Hey @gallego.senate.gov - this would be a good time for you to grow a spine

This is the compromise? This is the bipartisanship? This is the civility? This is the return to normalcy? This is the price of winning? WHAT WILL YOU HAVE WON

What a lede: "A heinous act of violence. A faceless killer on the loose. A desperate manhunt. An F.B.I. director with a finger poised over the “post” button on his social media account."

“Welcome to Supply Chain Management 201. There is no God but Allah and Muhammad is his prophet.”

Easy protest: liberal student group files complaints against every single professor

(slipping an undergrad $20 so they can file a complaint and get me a fully paid semester’s leave)

“If I shoot at a guy and I miss, why should I go to jail!???”

found the guy doing 90 in a 35

Or put drivers in prison 🙄

one of my longstanding takes is that car manufacturers should be forced to install mandatory speed limiters in every new vehicle and people react to that like I'm advocating to strip them of their right to free speech

23 Democrats vote NO on Trump impeachment. The man is literally enacting fascism, funding genocide, abandoning our allies, and invading Venezuela—& they’re fine with that. Primary every one of these fascism enablers. Vote them out of office. Who needs MAGAs with Complicit Corporate Democrats? ⬇️

Just learning about something called "impeachment"? Huge if true!

It's fitting that the cover on AI mindlessly apes an earlier creation and also displaces workers while elevating Silicon Valley plutocrats.

Is [checks notes] stealing an oil tanker a high crime?? Asking for the House of Representatives

I wonder how this will affect the “Motion to Take the New Jersey Out of Alina Habba” currently pending before the Third Circuit.

This ain't even the Overton window - Tom is looking through a different window

The current Supreme Court has forfeited all legitimacy. Democrats (and everyone) need to address that reality. John Roberts > Roger Taney. Court needs to expand. And have fixed terms—like *every* other supreme court in developed world. And have ethics rules, like all normal organizations.

If Shapiro and Newsom are so concerned about Trump supporters they should run as Republicans.

All three branches of the federal government’s relationship with American citizens is basically a hostage situation

If you see John Roberts in person, be sure to tell him he’s a worse Chief Justice than Roger Taney (pronounced “tawny”). That’s a nerd burn that will hit him where it counts.