The Ethicist | I am a White House official who is being blackmailed by my mistress. Would it be better to ask ICE to deport her or to do some insider trading on crude futures to get the money to pay her off?

"Saving America through pedophilia" is a pretty accurate distillation of the GOP worldview

You know what would also help her afford her husband's cancer treatments? UNIVERSAL FUCKING HEALTH CARE JESUS FUCKING CHRIST HOW IS THIS GODDAMN COUNTRY STILL LIKE THIS MAYBE GRANDMA SHOULDN"T HAVE TO DELIVER FOOD LIKE A TEENAGER IF WE HAD A DECENT FUCKING SOCIETY!!!!!!!!!!

People have been shocked that an AI company is offering chats with an AI Jesus for $1.99/minute but it's important to remember and respect the fact that a core part of American evangelicalism is being financially defrauded by people who claim to speak for god

Muthafucker tryna you-have-heard-it-said-but-I-tell-you with the 14th Amendment, but can't even get 12 disciples ... SAD

If the Iranians really want to fuck with us they should offer to open the straights in return for Trump’s resignation.

In a shocking twist, impunity has emboldened a narcissist to descend into full megalomania

"If you remove him you get Vance." You're familiar with Donald J Trump's foreign policy where we remove a country's leaders one by one until we get to one we can do business with? No reason impeachment can't work the same way

“How lucky is the United States that everytime they look for democracy in other countries they find oil instead”- Spain Deputy Gabriel Rufián

Of all the Donald Trump tweets Speaker Mike Johnson won't see, today's will be the one Speaker Mike Johnson didn't see the most.

Happy Easter from me and President Trump

Republicans in Congress could end this today.

“We can’t afford to improve the lives of children when it costs so much money to send them to die.”

IMAGINE

Trump attacked Iran. So why does it feel like this is Joe Biden’s war?

This is just Nostalgia Politics by a different name. I have basically zero interest in anything that politically looks like this.

Telling Jesus he'll never make it if he keeps being so hostile to wealth. Advising him to moderate his message to appeal to the Galilee suburbs

Again: Water is wet. We're not talking about a minor effect here, cars are two orders of magnitude more dangerous to pedestrians than cyclists.

Owned by this rebuttal to my argument that everyone who rides a bicycle is God's perfect angel

They hate our freedoms - it's jealousy, plain and simple #rideon

How can this go on for another 3 years?

The media didn’t blame Joe Biden for Russia’s attack on Ukraine. Why do they blame President Trump for America’s attack on Iran? by Hugh Hewitt

Gon' walk this like Camino de Santiago

"Cars are the most absurd means of transport in a city. They are parked 95 per cent of the time. It takes two tonnes to move someone who weighs 70 kilogrammes. And the denser the city, the more absurd it is."

nominative determinism coming in force for the worm man

On brand for America's thirstiest lawyer

I *really* don't want to be a downer but to me the precursor to Doing is Saying, and not nearly enough of this Party is saying what needs to be said. About punishing the villains, about abolishing billionaires, about ending elite impunity. Too many want to leave the rot but change the branding

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How to win in November

The reason they spew some much disinformation about kids transitioning is because, in reality, trans people existing doesn't impact your life at all. Not. At. All. So they lie, as Trump did in his State of the Union, to make you scared and angry. Just leave trans people the fuck alone.

Again: trans people are a very small minority. If your *KNEEJERK* reaction when you encounter these rare & beautiful butterflies is *ANYTHING* other than “What can I do to make your life a little brighter?” you need to interrogate yourself. Impede the life of trans ppl & you’re in danger, from me. ❤️

I'm really sick of liberals and centrists thinking that compromise is something you start with instead of something you end with

Yes, yes, the Trump administration, quite famous for being good stewards with the American people's tax money.

The Party of Lincoln now believes in a government of the predators, by the predators, and for the predators

Democrats Wear White Flag Pins To SOTU To Indicate Surrender

Trump Invites Victims Of Jeffrey Epstein Investigation As SOTU Guests

Is it too early to call the Democrats’ State of the Union response a disappointing failure?

Is it too early to call the Democrats’ 2028 nominee an uninspiring candidate?

The "Accountability" issue is getting muddled and we should be clear about what it is and isn't. I don't need Democrats to post Trumpian memes and say swears on TV, I want them to impose legal consequences on our criminal president and his accomplices. Until they can, they should cheerlead for it

Walking past all the $15/lb beef to grab a tofu brick for $2

Henry Cuellar should never hold elected office again. Anyway in the meantime, make your Senators scared of you. Honestly even Republicans can be moved if they get enough calls. So make sure to do so. Especially make Democrats terrified of their voters if they don't vote no with a bullet on this one

They're building concentration camps with my tax money Chuck. They're torturing children. They're murdering innocent people on the street. What are you doing.

Ain't nobody watched the TP show, I guess?