It's fucking...it's *art*. You just do it if you want to do it. Sometimes its elitist, sometimes there are gatekeepers, sometimes there are barriers to entry, but there are *so many* ways to do it that everyone in human history has found ways to do it if they need to.

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going to find out from a Peter Baker book a year and a half from now that there are credible reports that Donald Trump's head detatched from his body and floated around the White House biting people

"The problem with the internet is anonymity" ok but people on nextdoor are insane next to their full name and address

Can we finally all agree that the argument “we should run the country like a business, and therefore elect businessmen to run it” has been a failed experiment?

In the meantime, for god's sake, sign up for The Onion while it's on sale. It's $75 for a year's worth of papers. This has been a pain in the ass, and we've gotta pay these lawyers somehow. membership.theonion.com

If he were a Columbia student and said this his citizenship would be revoked

my man looking like the baby from the Teletubby sun grew up to be an alcoholic

seeing the posts about visitors discovering that you can walk around most of our cities and just be yourself in a multicultural setting, discovering tailgating, starting impromptu block parties, my muslim mayor, etc. etc. it's corny to say it but that's our secret sauce. and it means something

Oliver is so good at this. Absolutely devastating account of how Rufo and DeSantis destroyed a college and fucked up its students’ education. youtu.be/jFMc07F1UUU?...

This is what we like to see ✊🏾 And on top of this, Glasgow and Brighton also chased fascists out their cities today.

We the anti-fascists outnumber the fascists by a mile. We are surrounding them. Brighton is anti fascist

You kids don't know what you want! That's why you're still kids 'cause you're stupid!

A society with one trillionaire and millions of people in poverty is something to be deeply ashamed of, actually

the US president, with the explicit support of the US legislature and the US supreme court, is stealing billions of dollars in thousands of ways. meanwhile the NYT is on the case of whether, when mamdani paid a thousand dollars for a knicks ticket out of his own pocket, he got a ticket for VIPs

That Haiti overthrowing slavery (in 1803) triggers Europeans & capitalists (in 2026) tells you what you need to know about Europeans & capitalists.

Learning about the treatment of Haiti over the last two and a half centuries really is like putting on the sunglasses in They Live. Haitians defeated slavery and their colonial occupiers and they will never be forgiven and the punishment will never stop.

what's amazing is you could make him do this every time he shows his face. just keep telling him what he's saying is fake. it's not hard! why wouldn't you do this to this guy every fucking time

This guy owns Delaney Hall facility in Newark, New Jersey, and that quote attribution is CNN's way of saying he's a fucking liar

Since PTSD is being invoked to excuse any and all abuse and misconduct, let us acknowledge where it is most common. .... From my book Recollections of My Nonexistence.

Talking to women who have endured sexual violence, abuse, substance abuse and recovery, and multiple arrests/ incarceration, their PTSD is rarely recognized and almost never allowed in court to reduce lengthy sentences.

I think the diagnosis is off. Bari Weiss' hire wasn't an attempt to prove that "liberal" legacy media institutions are open minded as much as it was a revelation of the actual ideologies of leadership at NEOliberal institutions (aka most legacy media). Want a clear example?

The absolute bottom of the journalistic barrel is people in the media chiding Scott Pelley for having the gall to confront Bilton. If you want a job licking boots, become a bootlicker. You’re not a journalist.

We are talking about the Democratic Primaries here, not the General Election. Y'all are pulling for Platner in the PRIMARIES. Why? Yes, Collins is garbage. But that doesn't explain why you're advocating for this weirdo in the primaries.

I have zero tolerance or respect for anyone making excuses for Graham Platner or promoting him. If Nazi symbols aren't a red line for you, I don't want to talk or engage. You have no respect from me.

Eugene Vindman likes to post stuff like this and claim membership in the Congressional Equality Caucus, but he'll happily break with party lines to vote for anti LGBTQ+ legislation. A man who will vote to take away my neighbor's rights today will gladly sell my rights down the river tomorrow.

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literally the only "public toilets issue" that should exist in political discourse is that there fucking aren't any any more.

Stop giving up in advance in absence of any evidence you should. Stop rationalizing your surrender. It’s no more reasoned an impulse than centrists fixated on throwing trans people under the bus.

Absolutely shocking how easy this is.

Ken Paxton just gave an Epstein-style deal to a pedophile. Paxton released Adam Hoffman — an admitted child rapist — back on our streets after Paxton’s rich lawyer friend got involved. The Epstein Class has no place in Texas. Ken Paxton has no place in the US Senate.

University administrators two years ago: we can’t allow social justice movements to change the university as we know it University administrators today: in order to accommodate the new probabilistic bullshit generator no one likes we must change everything about the university

Fascists like Tucker take advantage of a lack of leftists in power by filling the vacuum with fake-leftist critiques of capitalism to gain influence over people desperate to have a voice. We’ve seen this over and over with authoritarians. jaredyatessexton.substack.com/p/the-fascis...

Another reminder: if there exists *any* class of people who don't have due process rights, then *nobody* actually has due process rights because the government can always just say you're in that class.

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Imagine if we allocated the hundred of billions of dollars currently being used to “train” AI to educate human beings instead.

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Every day brings a new set of headlines that if you'd predicted them in October 2024, you'd have been diagnosed with a terminal case of Trump Derangement Syndrome.

Jared Polis should resign today and never return to politics.

In an unusual flight path, jet flies into World Trade Center.

If you really can't say "AOC is better than Tucker Carlson," you are on the right-wing. You see a basket of extreme right-wing views from one of Trump's friends and find it compelling. Nothing else you say about your political orientation makes the slightest difference, you're just a right-winger.

Trump doesn't care about the economic plight of the average American because he's too busy calling his broker His stunning 3,700 trades in just 3 months in firms like Palantir, Nvidia and Boeing should be another Watergate. Here's how to make it one My new column www.inquirer.com/opinion/trum...

“I don't understand what it's supposed to do. Every time I see a video on Instagram that's like, 'Hollywood is cooked,' what follows is, like, the most stupid dog shit I've ever seen in my life…”

Thousands are marching in Selma calling for a full restoration of the voting rights act.

"Meeting Trump-era violence with violence creates visuals that reinforce the image of him as a warrior—an image he very much wants to create—and risks legitimizing him as something more than a doddering, washed-up coward."

The Internet is disappearing before our very eyes and it’s why we should all support that absolutely critical work of @archive.org

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