me: everyone on tour has their "emotional support thing" that they carry around for several months and never use my therapist: what do you mean? me: well, like, i have emotional support packets of instant oatmeal my therapist: hm. what emotion would you say that is supporting?

look! it is a "star bnuny" from the super marios of galaxy

@jeffrosenstock.bsky.social said: "[It's] cool that someone will be listening to me screaming about voter disenfranchisement, the police state, the sad truth that our alleged Constitutional freedoms are not real... as they try to Rowley Darkslide their way through all the hardest gaps"

I speak from the heart

unrestrained summer fun

is this really the world you want your children to live in, and your children’s children,

yeah I'm goth Gobblin' On Them Hotdogs

From what I understand, this is just the show.

night of the long posts let’s go

"and nobody posted leaks that night..."

"the road ahead is fraught with danger..." "frot with danger?!?!?"

[youth pastor voice] you know who else has a final fantasy?

Vegiemon says ACAB

hhhmmmmmm

LOOK, you BIG EARED FREERF, YOU TAKE YOUR HORNY LITTLE ASS, AND YOU FIND GEOFFREY! AND YOU FIND GEOFFREY! AND YOU FIND GEOFFREY! AND YOU FIND GEOFFREY! AND YOU FIND GEOFFREY! AND YOU FIND GEOFFREY! AND YOU FIND GEOFFREY! AND YOU FIND GEOFFREY!

My community is having a normal one with Final Fantasy around the corner.

Setting my under-desk walking pad to 2 MPH and seeing that I've gone 2 miles an hour later.

with the rise of christofacism, womens fashion trends are becoming more conservative-leaning and tradwifey so i'm making an effort to become the absolute sluttiest version of myself as resistance 🖤

As an #MTGAmbassador, Sultai Clan Leader, and member of #TeamUG I’m spreading love in the form of a Sultai swag giveaway! I have 2 Zipfolios, 3 Sultai and 1 Ugin Sidewinder box, and Katana Sleeves I’ll divide between 4 winners! Repost this and follow me to enter! (Shipping to the US only, sorry!)

explain your username: I'm Tom and I really liked critically acclaimed open world driving game Midtown Madness as a kid.

stitch & max (commission for fruitydog) [Originally posted November 13, 2023]

Someone out there has a lovense hooked up to the Dow average and is having the time of their fucking lives rn

more like a blahaj blast, taco bell call me

“You know I got that ibuprofen in me”

store.steampowered.com/app/3373660/... Had the pleasure of helping to test this game before release, if you enjoy stuff like Sweet Home and fun pixel art, give it a look!

SKA AND PRO WRESTLING ARE THE ONLY LEGITIMATE FORMS OF ART

caring about other people does seem kind of op.

oh fuck new video limit means i can upload breaking bad type beat

gee whillikers it sure would suck if a ton of people sent pigpoopballs .jpg to these addresses 🤪

(Robotic Voice): Now Administering Testosterone *Half Life 1 Healing Station Noises*

SUPPORT THE ART'S - dashare.zone ADMIN

I love boneless wings :3

Happy Twin Peaks Day, my friends ☕️

Thrown out of Joann Fabrics after asking for wife material

At a quick glance, Apple News and DoorDash have similar icons, so it’s 50/50 if a push notification is going to say: - Bastions of democracy crumbling; Premier Ford eats whole chair; Kendrick awarded secret, sixth Grammy or - slay bestie, have you ever heard of this new thing called sushi? 🍣🤤

Fix your heart or die 💔

nazis fuck off forever

A tribute to David Lynch. freznosravingrants.blogspot.com/2025/01/a-tr...

if casserole has a million fans i am one of them . if casserole has 10 fans i am one of them. if casserole have only one fan that is me. if casserole has no fans, that means i am no longer on this earth. if the world against casserole, i am against the world. i love casserole till my last breath

To coincide with MTGO All Access, Holiday Cube and a HUGE shake up in Modern - I've got 10x120 play point codes to **GIVE AWAY** - which will get you a free League entry or a Cube Draft! All courtesy of Daybreak Games - to win, simply retweet and follow me. Winners picked Monday! GL! #sponsored

Thanks Spice8Rack, now I can just send this clip to anyone who’d ask about my sexuality!

gotta import this HIT TWEET before that whole site crumbles to dust

I know alot of non wrestling people follow me and I just wanted to show you this really neat thing Bluesky wrestling fans did

If you can't handle me at my bratwurst you don't deserve me at my eggland's best.

TWIN PEAKS