Week negative 1 of camp: "Are we sure we want to hire her at the top of our hourly pay range? That's a pretty long employment gap" Week 5 of camp, mid field trip: "Okay so the room to every classes things only has a few keys, 3 are with the admins, obvious choice for the other key is ms jess-"

Fucking *psyren* of all manga getting an anime adaptation in the big 2026 is proof that the karmic scales are truly tilting in my favor what the absolute FUCK

Okay fun is over kill the car im off it

Twink (mis)behavin

it's not that I'm autistic, my interests just all *happen* to be special

thinking bout hips(tm)

God forbid twinks get into a new card game-

twink who will be learning how to ride a motorcycle this weekend

do care. did ask. plus i hope your day gets better

blegh

grown 29 year old womanthey who says "yayyyy !!!!" in dms

keep on shimpin'

making friends with your coworkers will really have you watching the 1995 pride and prejudice show while you fill out your passport paperwork lmao

When we are better friends, ask again.

new entry to the quote book today, said by one camper to another as we merged classes: "after the merge, will you still remember me?" reader, they were merging to the same class. they were not being separated. they knew this.

slowly spreading the sentence "they pay me in worms" to more and more of my kids

calmly and gently explaining to a 9 year old girl that under no circumstances can she name her new playground game, that she plays exclusively with one of the male counselors, "butt massage"

sorry brain we dont have time for complicated thoughts I have to go bully an 8 year old who is *really* bad at chess (I keep trying to let him win and he just cant figure it out)

girl who picked one of the hottest days of the summer for an outside project like a FOOL

there's still a part of me that does just want to dissappear tbh

on the one hand nova spikes townhouse would go hard for housing- on the other if I can't talk to my potential future boss before they need a roommate locked, not needing to move in august frees me up to buy a shitbox motorcycle so much sooner,, much to think about,, much to twink, ,

looks at you like this

the problem with browsing facebook marketplace before I have everything I need to shop for a motorcycle is i keep learning about even more weird ass 40 year old shit boxes and I want all of them

They sat there, feeling happy together.

I need to eat a twink

girl who to hold the biggest snake during reptile day at my camp ehehehe

had a camper walk up to a counselor today and say, unprompted, with no prior context- "You should run."

gaming with a friend

also while in line at goodwill earlier I got to have a conversation with the lady in front of me, who was a retired highschool teacher and was SO excited to see I was buying a record player lmao I love when the world is small

Thrift stores remain goated with it

made an incredibly on brand first purchase post paycheck, stay tuned

"mobile check deposits take a day to clear" i am rattling the bars of my enclosure

girl who has to go into work early cause it only just occurred to me: if they signed my check to jess I cant cash it and we need to redo it, if they signed it to my legal name I can cash it but would need to deadname myself to the receptionist to get it LMAO

anyway dont text making a new really bad version of grixis (unless)

the hottest feature on the human body isn't any individual body part- its actually the lil imprint lines you get from clothes or from lying down real ones know

adding "Ms Jess- I have regrets" to the book of quotes, courtesy of an 8 year old camper

everything is bite sized if you aren't a little bitch about it-

taking my lunch break the way god intended- reading vashwood yaoi on ao3

throwing hotwheels at a deergirl so she can experience getting hit by a car

3 more days till I buy an irresponsible amount of taco bell/tasty treats

not poisoned or cursed, but a secret third status effect-

im gonna be responsible and have a budget for doing so and whatnot sure, but lord am i looking forward to that first paycheck hitting and getting to go "actually i dont want to cook right now let's order taco bell"

sleeping alone still sucks btw lmao

thinking of her* *spicy pasta sauce

im a dog on the roof like snoopy

3rd grader asked me today if I was nonbinary I was not aware 8 year olds were this woke

they dont want you to know this, but collarbones were invented to give you somewhere to put your teeth

gonna start telling the kids that if they cant contain their volume ill have to seal them in the crystals

there are some occasional "he/him"s in passing from people who haven't ever been introduced to me (mostly towards the end of the day when my voice is shot), but I gotta say its been pretty cool having campers and faculty members calling me Ms. Jess all day without any issues