played my first game of dota2 in 5+ years and got an honorable mention at the end of the match for being a serial killer pretty on brand all things considered

Here’s to 2026

how do I tell teenage me that a decade from now she's gonna be excited about her new tooth brush having softer bristles in a way that doesn't make her think we grow up to be a loser

operator send me your most genderous tboy

Brotherhood

what if I screamed, as a bit, just a little goof'em

4 hours of sleep goes hard when being incredibly tired is the vibe,, ,

also I don't know if its sinus issues, an ear issue, my teeth acting up or a secret 4th option but my fucking skull hurts and I cant fucking sleep cause of it and I'm gonna crash out can I please even have the worlds smallest fucking victory of being allowed to exist without being in physical pain

"how was your christmas?" thought about killing myself, didn't. so pretty good, all things considered.

3 rounds into a lands league and I'm starting to think lands players are the real oppressed class among us

occurs to me maybe I'd be playing better if I wasn't getting hit with my once every 6 months "worst sinus headache in human history" lmao

Juubs: "Oh you should play lands, its such a fun little toolbox deck, its basically control, the play patterns suit you you'll really love it, great vs fair decks-" My round 1 mtgo pairings: "Hey you ever heard of this newcomer to the scene, goes by *Bryant Cook*"

i had to drop what i was doing to make this

no legacy no friend time whats the fucking POINT

if santa was real he'd be sending a cute tboy for christmas instead he's sending me 3-2 finishes in mtgo leagues, shaking my danged head

Wishing the person who just has what i presume to be their truck loudly idling at 130 am for the past hour a very merry die

if santa was real he'd be sending a cute tboy for christmas instead he's sending me 3-2 finishes in mtgo leagues, shaking my danged head

I love symmetrical effects

walls were made for headbutting

in the past 2 weeks I have tried 4 skimmer, 2 skimmer, 3 skimmer, back to 2 skimmer, back to 4 skimmer, and my conclusion? haven't learned shit I'm in hell

0-3 into 3-3 in the challenge, crash out delayed, we'll get'em next time gamers

Happy anniversary to the Phantasy Star series! ⭐ I just wanted to redraw that title screen.

opened a box of Kraft and almost poured the bag of cheese powder directly into boiling water instead of the noodles, don't text

cooking for my loves: i have spent hours putting this together from scratch, sorry that my risotto is 5% saltier than i would have preferred and i didn't mince the anchovies for the salad dressing fine enough cooking for myself: that seems like a good amount of ketchup on my kraft dinner and spam.

girl who is not looking forward to christmas lmao

2-1'd with kishla skimmer control again lmao, I'm cooking

weird twink moment(tm)

top deck grove for lethal off a punishing fire from 7 turns ago is maybe the funniest way to steal a win lmao

taco bell and legacy will fix my brain, trust(tm)

A twink is a wish your heart makes

incredibly fucked up that 11pm on a wed when I dont have any of the ingredients is the exact time my brain decides it needs jambalaya

Girl who did not take the 3pm nap and now is facing the consequences (eepy,)

PUT IT ON THE BOARD

put some respect on my mans name

who here can I bribe for 25 bucks as a christmas gift (and by bribe I mean that I get something and in return you get to have given me something 😌)

Toad sipped his tea. “Frog,” he asked, “are you making this up?” “Maybe yes and maybe no,” said Frog.

bleh

can it stop being so cold I wanna go on my little walks to get my little treats whats the fucking POINT

Lili last hope triggers skimmer...

touch starved 🪶

Twink up

"Feels like 7 degrees f" what if you didnt do. that.

I love da movies

leon’s back, baby

not super what I would describe as "happy" rn and unfortunately I know why and unfortunately it doesnt matter because theres nothing I can really do about it

I might be one of the only people in the world who can say she won a pfire+grove mirror in legacy in 2025 lmao