Blue has been left alone multiple evenings all week but it was when I was outside sweeping the walk for 15 minutes that she stole the chicken bits off the table, ripped open the bag in my bed, and started barking for more while I was still outside

Blue has been left alone multiple evenings all week but it was when I was outside sweeping the walk for 15 minutes that she stole the chicken bits off the table, ripped open the bag in my bed, and started barking for more while I was still outside

Dearest Mother, The pescatarian brigade was flanked by our masked foes. The zither players sounded their alarm, but Vegan company could lend no aid, for the pepper spray ICE used upon them was processed in a plant that also processes turkey jerky. All may be lost. #WarRavagedPortland

I was called "not a boring adult" by a 10 year old and it's probably the highest praise I've ever gotten.

Eyes wide head empty

Eyes wide head empty

46 minutes into a podcast intro…

Morning walk

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Sunday walks

*mournfully shooting off a tshirt cannon into the sadly cheering funeral crowd*

Sunday walks

Bee would like to know your plans for that there pizza

When you’re rudely forced to share your king sized bed

Back at it

Getting grey chest hairs to go with the beard and head. I love where this is headed.

who up strokin' they sword while lamenting the social realities

When so many squirrels die playing Blood Bowl you have to pull the “it was all a dream” and reset the team for the season. www.youtube.com/watch?v=7wfY...

all collapsed, and the great shroud of the sea rolled on as it rolled five thousand years ago

When so many squirrels die playing Blood Bowl you have to pull the “it was all a dream” and reset the team for the season. www.youtube.com/watch?v=7wfY...

Also, note to self: Finish Dr. Seuss’s 1001 Uses For Vaginal Juices (I stalled out at #867)

I missed you too, Blue

Hey @croc64.bsky.social

The Oregon coast is spectacularly pretty. I spent an hour just sitting on these cliffs watching whales

Beach day

“Are you a water before or after toothpaste person?” “I don’t wanna brag but I’ve got a real wet mouth so neither”

Coastal Cowboy

Wait, can’t forget the belt buckle

Packing for a weekend on the coast

a little late night airbrushing occurred

anyway I wrote about the girlboss ant queens that give birth to another species in order to exploit their offspring (slay ant queens!) defector.com/everything-y...

Buddy printed up gravestones for turn markers so I’m calling the vampire display board built

Is it our aura or is it turkey grease on the lens?

Is it our aura or is it turkey grease on the lens?

Man I Love Cribbage

Really fun start to the Ordo fall league. My Squirrels pulled off a draw vs Ogres despite some bad luck and bashing. I’m going to have a fun time trying to win big while not falling apart this season

Really fun start to the Ordo fall league. My Squirrels pulled off a draw vs Ogres despite some bad luck and bashing. I’m going to have a fun time trying to win big while not falling apart this season

It’s okay; she’s informed me she’s never going pee again

No Blue, you can’t just lick the top of my head. You have to go out into the rain to pee

🤣🍀🐝

🏈 BAL 40 - 41 BUF FINAL ✅ That's Scorigami!! It's the 1092nd unique final score in NFL history.

Oiled some lizards and goblins this weekend

This is why Molly is not allowed to do tours.

Same

Same

Thanks, Blue

Local sport boy logging in

Booty shorted