once again thinking about fang being a baby fiend if you bring a baby to a function he WILL end up holding that baby!!!

Izzy Hands

The thing about sprizzy is that it's taking a character who's self-denying & disciplined to the point of ascetic, a character who has no experience of or use for softness, and pairing him with someone who's a walking sensual delight, pure hedonism in human form. The impossible temptation of it all.

Another day spent thinking about ✨ them ✨ and the best kiss in ofmd #TealOranges

BRO. THAT’S THE BOOK. THAT’S LITERALLY THE BOOK. WHAT THE FUCK.

IZZY HANDS

August is historically a REALLY bad month for me, so if Trump could die, actually, that would really turn shit around

Scare a snoop dog! Share a gay! If we're going with better musicians

Scare a snoop dog! Share a gay! I hope Joe is living his best afterlife, popping down back here every now and then to haunt the shit out of some queerphobes😌

Making kinkier fans feel less welcome in the main fandom is a pattern with ofmd fandom imho. The Canyon is a community still in existence formed by fans who were harassed due to embracing Izzy Hands following s1, a character meant to represent the old guard leather community

Rhys, you have to stop. You smoke too tough. Your Stizzy too blatant. Your eye too roving. They'll kill you.

Ned Low?

Ned being Hornigold's weird fourth boy wife who never quite broke the top three for being relentlessly off-putting really tickles me

You want a tradwife, fine, build me a house. Fill it with solid wood furniture you made with your own two hands. Help the mare deliver her foal in the springtime. Catch tuberculosis and make me a widow at 32

I have some very exciting news to share!We have officially SMASHED past our $1000 goal and we still have all of today and tomorrow!! You are all so amazing! None of this would be possible without all of your support. Thank you. ❤️ #happybirthdaycon🦄 #izzyhands #cononeill #ofmd #ourflagmeansdeath

today i am thinking about archie being left alone at the garlicsoup house while her partners are away and pete knowing she gets really down when she’s alone and coming over with shitty beer and pizza to watch movies

love this tumblr addition to my post lol

So I'm still thinking about this. Izzy, who runs a sword through Stede's side. That doesn't notice the flower that appears on his left side for a few days. In fact, it's not till after Blackbeard cuts off his toe that he sees it, just below the band of his smalls. A little blue flower with a +

The unhoused man I bring home and offer a shower and meal to and we end up falling in love and he gets back on his feet and starts his own carpentry business and we go on long camping trips and his hairy tits keep me warm at night in the cold tent.

Edizzy with both Ed and Izzy as the boss. Stizzy and Stede is the boss. Cjizzy and Jack is the boss. Ouizzy and Izzy is the boss.

Could HBO give me an Izzy plush that squeaks from @disabledpirate.bsky.social? I don't think so

"Oh crap" 😂 Kid Archie and her daddy Calico Jack

Jim gets Izzy a clear iced coffee container with a line that reads "Don't talk to me until I've had this much coffee" and everyone thinks it's a joke until they realize it isn't at all

Still can’t believe Toby Stephens never won an award for playing Flint. In honor of his amazing acting I will share one of my favorite tweets ever.

So @trashass6969.bsky.social gave me an idea. Izzy lives, stays with the crew, but goes back to visit Stede and Ed. They drag him into town on some errand/pretense or another, and then suddenly, there's people trying to capture Stede and Ed! Izzy assumes they've been recognized and tells them to go.

Steddyhands

imagine ofmd from zheng's perspective. you finally meet blackbeard and he's so gone from the cock of the most lame pathetic sopping wet backstabbing mediocre unfunny loser you've ever met. nobody in the caribbean has a brain and yet a different loser explodes your ships. you've joined a polycule.

THANK HER FOR THE MEAL

I was today years old when I first saw this image of Con O'Neill in Mother Clap’s Molly House. The face. The pose. The costumes. It's everything. I've been told this has done the OFMD fandom rounds already, but it's making me smile when I really need it so enjoy seeing it again ✨

I think I've finally lost my mind if this is what comes out of my mind at like half past 10 on a fucking Thursday. This is my Ooh Daddy fugue state

🎻 archiveofourown.org/works/668264...

A party and then a meeting. Sort of archiveofourown.org/works/668264...

Blondes just have more fun (and more chances to get in the middle of the world's worst marriage) archiveofourown.org/works/668264...

Con in Moving Story.

A new bombshell has entered the villa archiveofourown.org/works/668264...

Are we?

I don't have anything fun to say about this one folks archiveofourown.org/works/668264...

Chapter three is here, and some new players have entered the game archiveofourown.org/works/668264...

I had the inescapable urge to immortalize just how completely batshit insane and obsessed @waywardaf.bsky.social and I are about these gay old men and the Horrors we're putting them through right now

Chapter two!!! Come and get your chapter two!!! archiveofourown.org/works/668264...

I don't know if this was ever really long-awaited for anyone but me and @waywardaf.bsky.social, but finally something broke containment in our DMs to make its way to y'all! Enjoy? archiveofourown.org/works/668264...

#IzzyHandsBingo Stizzy. NSFW. Trans Izzy and Cis Stede. Modern Au. Totally an excuse for porn. Enjoy 🥰 🔗👇

If there is one thing that can bring this bitch back from the dead, it's @izzyhandsbingo.bsky.social archiveofourown.org/works/66587566

I'm holding my first raffle on Bluesky for a free Pride flag inspired Anxiety Fox Squishy! Rules 🌈Follow 🌈Comment your custom idea! 🌈RT Random winner will receive a custom Anxiety Fox squishy with the Pride flag colors of their choice! Worldwide OK! Ends June 30th at 11:59PM EST Thanks everyone!

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