*sighs in Old Man*

This makes me feel very old.

Actually a stunning indictment of our entire society that we let an illiterate buffoon be a successful journalist.

I know there are trans people right now, wondering if anyone is going to stand up for their simple right to exist. Well, I am.

Is being old a medical condition now that I wasn't made aware of?

“There’s a correct way to be queer” is itself homophobic

The poverty cosplay that leftists evoke is one of the most frustrating and infuriating things about online politics. These people have absolutely no concept of being poor. Their version of poverty is that they had to eat ramen noodles a couple of times in college.

Yeah, if there's something guys hate, it's the potential for this.

Air conditioning is one of mankind's greatest inventions, and it's very sustainable if we simply go all in on decarbonization.

this guy is crazy if he thinks a bunch of money and fancy tech will ever get Speed Racer to turn his back on family

GREATEST COUNTRY IN THE WORLD NO DEBATE

i think boarding school teenage masculinity is a part of masculinity but not of manhood. we have to get away from the concept of the opposite of "man" being "woman." the opposite of "man" is "boy"

Hello, I’m a European. I’ve never been to America, but I once ate at a restaurant called Taste of America, and the food sucked, so I’m pretty sure that’s what every one of the millions of restaurants in America serves.

i really, truly, find this offensive

Why is trump talking to Char Aznable

OH BLUESKY IS DEAD? THEN WHY ARE ALL THE MILLENNIALS HERE UP LATE WATCHING SCAFFOLDING, HUH?

OH MY GOD IT'S GONE THEY JUST DROPPED THE TARP THE WHOLE KENNEDY CENTER HAS VANISHED

The year is 2028. The scaffolding is so dense, it's opaque. No one knows if the Kennedy Center is still inside there or not.

Not since Village People night at the male strip club have I seen a crowd this big excited for a construction worker to lay hands a big "D".

102 years ago the son of sitting US President Calvin Coolidge died at the age of 16 because he decided to play tennis without socks on.

"In a row?"

No 'Star Wars'. No 'Star Trek's. Name a favorite Sci-fi Franchise

No Klink at Pride

If a Croque Madame talked to another Croque Madame about anything other than a Croque Monsieur Would they have passed the Béchamel test?

B - Battling R - Republicans U - Using N - Not C - Cool H - Hors d'oeuvres

Arguably one of the best parts about Mass Effect is playing a boring white guy Shepard and having him be the most paragon you can be.

I don't think this person played Mass Effect 2. I would not describe the start of the game as Shepard "gleefully" and "gladly," joining Cerberus.

Star Wars Rebels is the best Star Wars television show, live action or animation. It's also better than like 5 of the movies.

They got RFK Jr. out of there immediately because they were concerned he’d take the dead shooter’s penis

If you see the post quote with your favorite Pokemon!

big Eli Cash energy

Donald Trump was posting on Truth Social until 4:10am, including an image of himself as Jesus and multiple posts of the same article, raising alarms about Biden’s cognitive decline.

This is legitimately the dumbest fucking argument. People liked and wanted Biden, you can tell by all the fucking elections he won.

This is a real thing in most online communities called negativity bias. It's not just a political issue. It's actually downstream of fandom discourse which is what politics is now.

"the crew is in excellent shape" in fact, one of them is... STRONGER than EVER. and another... seems to be INCREDIBLY FLEXIBLE... and another...

A lot right now but this has been the biggest surprise

Spell a film you love with the first letters of other films you love. The Big Lebowski Evil Dead 2 Run Lola Run My Cousin Vinny Inglorious Basterds Nosferatu Aliens Tremors O Brother, Where Art Thou? Raiders of the Lost Ark 2 fast 2 Furious

“Why don’t Democrats embrace a guy whose politics is primarily shitting on Dems?” is a pretty easy question to answer. I’m sure some of the Very Smart Boys on this website could figure it out if they really put their minds to it.

QTP with a gif of your favorite pokemon! (Wrong answers only)

Speaking historically here, Lee wasn't even that good a general. He heavily relied on Stonewall Jackson for the early confederate victories and got lucky against incompetent northern commanders until US Grant kicked his ass.

I heard there was a secret cord that David kept in his cable hoard but he can never find it when he needs it

A reminder that America has no rulers that demand servitude. Our elected representatives do not require fealty. We do not serve them, they serve us. It is their job to listen to our protests, not to lead the protest themselves.

New England is notoriously under-polled outside of like, Boston.

JESSE AND CELINE WILL RETURN IN AVENGERS: DOOMSDAY