Loops, a serialized walking audio mystery through Prospect Park. Part 1 out now. Sound on. loopsprospectpark.com

yield man

[first day as a US Open tennis scheduling assistant] and since most people go to sleep by midnight I am guessing we will not want to routinely have important matches taking place at that hour? BOSS: I cannot stress enough just how unimportant that is

what the world needs now is for these two guys to do the dance in RRR

An incredible Tonys night for musicians. When's the last time we saw so many musicians sharing the stage with the casts?

Oh no! We forgot to learn from history

"You know what’s bad for business? Fucking Donald Trump! A psycho idiot fucking shit up constantly and destabilizing the world and robbing businesses of all ability to trust the rule of law and predict the future with some degree of confidence." www.hamiltonnolan.com/p/the-busine...

In 2010, Viktor Orbán launched a power grab nearly identical to Trump's. It led to the death of democracy in Hungary. Hungarians I spoke with pleaded with me to learn from their experience — and act before it's too late. www.vox.com/politics/398...

Everyone at the Treasury Dept meeting their new boss

please take a moment to enjoy this clip from the city of yes hearings that's going viral on youtube for @nyc.streetsblog.org youtu.be/6D2NF71vh4w?...

Every disease used to be called either peptic disoiritpkhsylihalssus or the Chunks

evergreen skeet.

have we reached peak coffee yet www.instagram.com/reel/C7f_Mfe...

I remembered to reserve the pasta water! historic ! this day will go down

The irrepressible giddy joy on this judge's face as she runs to mark Arshad Nadeem's winning javelin throw

Walz: I don't think it's too radical to say that kids should be fed at school. Vance: If you're finished I'd like to return to the topic I raised, this so-called "yiff"-style porn. Look at this- a man fox is pregnant with an egg and the hero of the porn wants to be in the egg

but I need to know Valtz? Waltz? Vallz? Walls?

who needs music theory, I’ll play a Q major chord

As a musicologist I have absolutely no theories about why Olympic athletes choose certain songs for their routines, I just know I liked when the horse danced to “Jolene” in dressage

I challenge trump to a harmonic analysis of the 3rd movement of Bruckner 9. Not so tough are you now, mr count backwards by fives from fifty

pretty weird to think that the usa which just had a king appointed is gonna celebrate no king day tomorrow and the country theyre celebrating the bye bye king from will have their king tell us who will run that country for the next 5 years

You wouldn't last an hour in the asylum where they raised me.

You've probably been wondering: "How many eels is a cottage worth in 14th C. England?" This is a reasonable question. I get it.  And happily, I'm here to help! I included a chart showing this kind of equivalence in an article I wrote for History Extra, but here's an excerpt! 🧪🗃️

The electrician working on rewiring my place is named Serge and it is taking every ounce of my willpower to be an adult today

If you're the person who stole the package from my foyer, I hope you're enjoying Police and the Empire City: Race and the Origins of Modern Policing in New York.

Hoptal

americans: HOLY FUCKBALLS OF FUCKING FUCK brits:

Pipe organs are kind of an amazing feat of engineering if your goal is "too much music"

While Broadway shows may creatively copycat, I think it would be wise of "Sweeney Todd" to avoid jumping on the "edible mascot" bandwagon.

I was conducting a performance of sweeney todd recently and our excellent bassoonist, he's really very good, but on this day he made a small mistake and skipped two bars in the number "Kiss Me," instead of sustaining a low E whole note, he played quarter note E - rest - quarter note E - rest /1

"Periodical cicadas are best eaten when they are still white, and they taste like cold canned asparagus." cicadasafari.org

josh and annaleigh are leaving our show later this week, after spending a year in our company. they are good folk and will be missed

unfortunately I do have to give it to Amazon for the most unhinged shipping combination I’ve ever gotten: a 64 ounce bottle of bleach and the Iliad

One time I was brushing my beard and a Steely Dan cassette fell out

I’m making a Shen Yun about Indiana

how is it "glottal stop" and not "glo'al stop"

Can anyone tell me why there is a wasp nest in NASA's Peregrine lunar lander

Let me tell you about my sinus viscositatis

Just switched to pour-over coffee and I'm not sure if I'm doing it right but I can smell numbers now

my wife says that telling people to "eat shit" is back in for 2024, please make a note of it

BEES

IMMINENT MALE-TO-MALE INTERACTION CALCULATOR stand facing each other: *fight* stand at 120 degree angle: *talk* stand at 110 degree angle: *make out*

Just deny cert and be legends

Can a baby eat too many peas